Marcellus Wiley Herschel Walker Is Too Damn Old to Fight!
Marcellus Wiley thinks 51-year-old Herschel Walker is CRAZY for thinking he can make an MMA comeback ... because as the old saying goes, "Father Time is undefeated."
Our photog spotted the former NFL star (and current ESPN Radio host) outside of Pink Taco this weekend. After first giving his blessing to Miley Cyrus and her burgeoning twerking career ... Wiley put the kibosh on Walker's fighting one.
As Wiley put it, "Let it go. I would hate to see Herschel Walker make it through all he's been through and now get crushed in UFC."
But Wiley did say HE could dominate the UFC and even threw down a challenge to a certain UFC star no one should ever mess with.
Tread carefully, Marcellus ...
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Herschel Walker I'm 51 Years Old ... and I Want to FIGHT AGAIN!!!
Herschel Walker is UNDEFEATED in the world of MMA ... but the 51-year-old former NFL superstar tells TMZ he wants to get in the ring one more time ... and it could happen before the end of the year.
Walker famously signed a deal with Strikeforce back in 2009 ... and proceeded to annihilate his first two opponents.
But this week, the former Heisman Trophy winner told us he's still got gas in the tank ... and he ain't ready to hang up his gloves just yet.
Fun Fact -- Herschel isn't just a stellar athlete, he's also a stellar businessman who owns a very successful food company called Renaissance Man Food Services.
According to Herschel, RMFS is "one of the largest in the United States" ... and primarily deals with chicken.
So, with all that success ... why does he want to risk his health and fight again? 'CAUSE HE'S A FRICKIN' BADASS!!
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Roy Jones Jr. to Anderson Silva: HELL YEAH, I'LL FIGHT YOU!
If Anderson Silva WANTS Roy Jones Jr., he's gonna GET Roy Jones Jr. -- 'cause RJJ tells TMZ he'll accept Spider's challenge to a boxing match ... but the clock's tickin'.
We spoke to the 44-year-old former boxing champ in L.A. this week ... who says he heard Silva loud and clear when Anderson told the New York Post about his dream to fight a "great champion" like Jones.
38-year-old Silva is currently under contract with the UFC ... but suggested that UFC honcho Dana White should strike a deal to make the fight happen.
As for Roy -- once considered the best pound-for-pound fighter on the planet -- he tells TMZ, "I would love it ... Call me and we'll make that happen."
But Roy is concerned about his age -- and says if the fight is gonna happen, it's gotta happen ASAP -- in fact, Jones suggested the two get in the ring right after Silva fights Chris Weidman at UFC 162 on July 6.
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MMA Fighter Waylon Lowe Sues Kama Sutra Gel Co. You Wrecked My Penis!
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.
Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina. He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.
The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room. While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis. He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.
Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis. Among his many beefs:
-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate
Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.
Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.
The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.
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Ronda Rousey to Rival Enjoy Mommy Time ... I'm Still Gonna Crush You
UFC champ Ronda Rousey is making it clear to her next victim opponent -- she can play nice outside of the octagon, but inside ... she'll still bash in her face.
Ronda's warning went out to fellow UFC fighter Cat Zingano ... who's going head-to-head with Rousey as a coach on the next season of "The Ultimate Fighter".
They're also going to compete in a title fight.
Zingano had the stones to tweet Rousey today, asking if she can have all the early training times while shooting 'TUF' ... so Cat can spend more time with her son.
Rousey tells TMZ ... despite her usual desire to torment the competition at every opportunity, she's willing to make an exception and grant the mommy time.
But Ronda also cautions Cat ... "Enjoy the convenience of your free time in the afternoon and evenings, but don't expect me to be so nice the night of the fight!”
Translation ... mommies get no mercy.
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Hulk Hogan Willing to Fight Fallon Fox 'I'll Crush Him/Her'
While the UFC is not too keen on letting Fallon Fox duke it out in the Octagon anytime soon, wrestling legend Hulk Hogan says the MMA transgender fighter is welcome in HIS ring any day ... even if the idea confuses him a little.
Hulk was at LAX Saturday when our photog asked the wrestling god all about the Fox controversy: she wants to fight chicks in the UFC, but a TON of MMA peeps (including her opponents, Dana White and Joe Rogan) say it's not fair ... since she was born a man.
But Hulk is an equal opportunity destroyer and told our cameraman not only will he take on Fox, he'll "crush him." Then he gets confused and says "her" ... then "him" again. You should just watch it.
Props to Hulk anyways ... even though this in no way solves the problem at hand.
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Joe Rogan Transgender MMA Fighter CAN'T Fight Women!!!!
Joe Rogan -- the voice of the UFC -- is taking a stand on transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox ... saying there's "no f**king way" she should be allowed to get in the ring with a natural woman.
Rogan unloaded on Fox during his podcast, "The Joe Rogan Experience" -- saying, "She calls herself a woman but ... I tend to disagree."
He continues, "She used to be a man ... but now she has had, she's a transgender which is (the) official term that means you've gone through it, right? And she wants to be able to fight women in MMA. I say no f**king way."
"I say if you had a d*ck at one point in time, you also have all the bone structure that comes with having a d*ck. You have bigger hands, you have bigger shoulder joints. You're a f**king man. That's a man, OK?"
"I don't care if you don't have a d*ck any more," Rogan added ... "You're a man without a d*ck."
**WARNING -- VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE **
(H/T Bloody Elbow)
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Transgender MMA Fighter Should Be BANNED ... Says Next Opponent
Transgender MMA fighter (and former man) Fallon Fox has NO PLACE in women's mixed martial arts ... so grouses her next opponent ... but the challenger is still confident she'll kick Fallon's ass.
Allanna "Hands of Stones" Jones -- who's scheduled to fight Fox next month in Florida -- tells TMZ, "It doesn't matter what he [Fox] had changed ... he was still born and developed a man."
Jones believes Fox's participation in the sport will distract from the accomplishments of "real" female fighters, saying, "[WMMA] is just making a name for itself and this will have a negative impact on it.”
Worth noting ... Fox is a postoperative transsexual who has undergone hormone therapy and has been living as a woman for years. Any advantage she might have over other female fighters is debatable.
But despite claims it's not a fair fight, Jones is still convinced she'll wipe the floor with Fox -- telling us, "I am not scared to fight him because I know I can win."
Guess we'll see about that.
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Cyborg Santos Ronda Rousey Is AFRAID to Fight Me!!!
Rousey and Cyborg have been smack-talking each other for months ... with Rousey recently calling Cyborg a "fraud" ... and saying her failed drug tests in 2011 "nearly killed women's MMA."
Now, Cyborg is striking back ... telling TMZ, "Fraud? I’m not the one that hides behind a weight class that she knows I can’t make."
FYI -- Rousey has made it clear ... the only way she will fight the 145-pound Santos is if Cyborg drops down to the 135 lb weight class -- where Ronda currently reigns supreme.
Cyborg's response? "Meet me at 140 lbs" ... adding, "Then ask her if I’m a fraud after I knock her ass out!”
Cyborg -- who'll get in the ring for the Invicta Fighting Championships on April 5 -- says Rousey's ultimatum is the move of a coward:
"Obviously she knows that she can’t compete with me – take the time, maybe [Ronda] will get good enough and gain some confidence."
"Until then … I am the best and do not want to talk about hypotheticals. I fight in Invicta and I’m proud to be helping save women's MMA!"
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Transgender MMA Fighter Picture of Pre-Op Manhood From Before Sex Change
Transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox was a stereotypical manly man before she became a woman ... and TMZ has obtained the photos to prove it.
An ex-GF tells us ... she met Fallon back in 1999 when he was serving in the Navy. Fallon -- born Boyd Burton -- went by "Woody," after "Woody Boyd" from "Cheers."
The ex says Woody was a "manly man" -- athletic, short-cropped hair, leather jackets, big into heavy metal -- and she never suspected he'd become a transsexual. The two eventually broke up because of distance ... no other relationship problems.
Years after the breakup, the ex says she reached out to Fallon after she announced her transition on Facebook -- and that's when Fallon informed her she always felt she was in the wrong body.
The ex says Fallon also confessed to stealing some of her clothes while they were dating.
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Transgender MMA Fighter Wants to Fight Chicks In UFC
A female transgender MMA fighter who just kicked an opponent's ass in 39 seconds has set her sights on the UFC.
Fallon Fox was born a man. In 2006, when she was 30, she had gender reassignment surgery.
Fox is now a MMA fighter for the Championship Fighting Alliance (CFA). Her record is 2 and 0 after destroying Ericka Newsome Saturday night in 39 seconds with a vicious knee to the head.
Fox says she now wants to fight "at the highest level" -- which in the MMA world is only one place -- the UFC.
Fox insists she is a woman in every respect and just happens to fall into the category of postoperative transsexual. She compares herself to any other category of women, including blacks, lesbians and the disabled.
Fox says she has no advantage over naturally born women.
The owner of CFA, Jorge De La Noval, tells TMZ, "CFA is an organization which does not discriminate against any fighter ... as long as they are professionally licensed."
As for fighting in the UFC, Dana White tells us to fight in the UFC ... Fox would have to get the green light from the state athletic commission. But he also says Fox hasn't proved herself yet ... the 2 women she's beat have never won a fight.
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So we gotta ask ...
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Rampage Jackson The UFC Treated Me LIKE CRAP
Rampage Jackson is picking a fight with the UFC ... claiming he'll NEVER fight for Dana White ever again because he feels the organization has treated him like a chump. But Dana says Rampage doesn't have a choice ... because the UFC doesn't WANT him back.
Rampage was leaving AV Nightclub in L.A. Monday night when we asked about reports that he was retiring from the sport ... in the wake of Saturday's loss to UFC fighter Glover Teixeira.
"I didn't retire from MMA, " Rampage said ... adding, "But as of now ... I've left the UFC."
He continued ... "The UFC didn't treat me right. I don't like the way I was treated there."
So what pissed him off? Rampage says he was screwed out of cash ... and he feels betrayed over a deal involving Rampage action figures.
Jackson says he's hungry to sign a new deal with a rival MMA company so he can forget the UFC for good -- but he's contractually obligated to wait a month after his last fight until he can sign a new deal.
We spoke to White -- who couldn't have been more direct ... saying, "Rampage didn't quit. He lost his last 3 fights and his contract is up. Do you see me beating his door down to get him back?"
White continued, "From 2007 to 2012, Rampage has made $15.2 million with the UFC. Ask him how much he made from the 'A-Team' when I let him go film it."
Dana also tells us Rampage and for that matter every UFC fighter featured in a pay-per-view event has the option to audit the UFC books and find out exactly how much cash the org. made on his fights -- but Rampage never took him up on the offer.
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MMA Fighter Ray Elbe I'm SELLING Pics of My Broken Wiener
They say a picture's worth a thousand words ... and if that picture happens to feature a penis that was FRACTURED during sex, it might be worth a couple thousand bucks ... at least that's what MMA fighter Ray Elbe is hoping for.
Sources close to Elbe tell TMZ ... the former "Ultimate Fighter" contestant TOOK PHOTOS of his mangled manhood after his GF snapped it in half during a spirited love-making session.
As we previously reported, Elbe's penis ripped open ... sending blood spattering all over his room. He was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was immediately stitched up.
So far, it's unclear if Ray has found a buyer ... but we gotta ask ...
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'Ultimate Fighter' Ray Elbe My GF Broke My Penis!! (aka Get Ready to Cringe)
If you didn't know Ray Elbe from 'Ultimate Fighter' ... you will now forever know him as the dude whose girlfriend banged him so hard she broke his penis! Yeah, we can't stop crying either.
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'Ultimate Fighter' Star Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident
**WARNING -- YOU CANNOT UNREAD THIS STORY ... AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU CRINGE **
... ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A MAN.
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OK, HERE WE GO ...
MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.
Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.
According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.
Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
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Cris 'Cyborg' Santos Ronda Rousey's Too Scared to Fight Me
Ronda Rousey's too chicken to fight Cris 'Cyborg' Santos ... and that's why Cyborg won't be facing Rousey in Rousey's first ever UFC fight next February -- Cyborg's rep tells TMZ.
FYI -- Cyborg is widely regarded as one of the most dominant female MMA fighters on the planet ... famously beating up former "American Gladiators" star Gina Carano back in 2009.
According to the rep, "This is a fight all the fans want and we want to give to them. We have offered to fight Ronda at a catch weight of 140lbs. She has turned that offer down and will not budge to make this fight happen."
The rep adds, "Cyborg wants Rousey but can not and will not drop to 135 [Rousey's fighting weight]."
According to the rep, "We understand Ronda is worried about losing because of her new found fame. We are not worried about fame; we are worried about Cris' health."
The rep tells us, several doctors have said it would be unsafe for Cris (who fights at 145) to drop ten pounds for a bout.
TMZ broke the story ... Rousey will face off against Liz Carmouche at UFC 157 instead.