Nurse!

The reunited comedians posed with some of their, er, biggest fans after a show in Miami on Saturday.

Unlike their buxom admirers, these guys still have a lot of support.

The 40-year-old (FORTY!) press whore's inappropriate antics are as tired as her drag makeup, implants and weave.

After being banned by the Israeli government 43 years ago, Paul performed in front of an estimated crowd of 40,000 last night.

Kenahorrah, he looks terrific.

Which one are you, mommy?

While filming a ridiculous music video, Brady pulled out all the '90s boy band stops and sang soaked in the staged rain. Really? For the love of the Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, *NSYNC, O-Town ...

Please forget the lyrics.

In August, Carl spent nearly two weeks holed up in a Turks and Caicos jail after he and his tough "Hairspray" diva daughter got into a bitchfight with "America's Next Top Model" wannabeen Bianca Golden and her fam. They're all due back in court in December.

Until then, say cheese.

Looking lovely in a brown velour track suit, Ed was snapped resting his 85-year-old bones during a break from said "secret project" on Monday.

Can you phone home, if you don't have one?

DMX is once again inside a facility, but for once it isn't a jail.

Sources tell us DMX was brought to the emergency room at a hospital in Aventura, Fla. yesterday for "fear of a stroke."

Since DMX is on a court-appearance-per-week regimen these days, he's actually scheduled to appear in an Arizona court today.

As part of one of a barrage of unfunny skits on last night's show, Tom Bergeron dropped Heidi on stage and left her with a black and blue mark on her hip.

The Emmys -- cruel and unusual punishment on all counts.

John Mayer almost broke someone's heart last night, and no it wasn't her.

Mayer and Chris Botti were doing a concert at the Boston Symphony Hall when the two performed the song "Glad to be Unhappy" by Frank Sinatra. A prescient Botti noted it's a song that truly breaks your heart.

Suddenly an elderly gentlemen in the front row dropped to the floor and appeared to be having a heart attack.

Now we're told the older dude had a cardiac disorder and fainted, but it wasn't a heart attack. He was taken to the hospital.

BTW, the concert continued, Mayer and Botti did the same song later in the night without incident!

The 41-year-old mother of two turned up at a London fashion show on Thursday with a mannequin friend.

They're a match made in plastic.

FCC be damned, Janet has finally figured out how to make fans sit through her entire show.

Since his arrest and 5150 hold, Steve-O got his act together at a sober living house and has been volunteering at a nursing home. We're told Steve-O is "making old people happy."

Props to Mr. O.