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Hopefully the 48-year-old played it safe and didn't partake in any risky behavior by texting while running.

Since their divorce, it appears Bruce and Demi are aging at the same inversely proportional rate.

Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.

Wearing some sort of horned mask headscarf thing, the insanely fabulous 60-year-old (!) singer/actress/loon pulled up to the bumper of a London award show on Monday.

There is no point in trying to understand, just drink it all in.

Brought to you by Mattel.

The 50-year-old mother of three roamed the wilds of the 90210 on Sunday.

Her cubs were nowhere in sight.

Misty May-Treanor's mantle may only big enough for her gold medals, now that she may be forced out of "Dancing with the Stars" due to an injury during a Friday rehearsal.

Treanor was practicing with partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy, when she had to be taken to Cedars Sinai hospital.

ABC has released a statement regarding Misty's condition, "Dancing with the Stars contestant Misty May-Treanor sustained an injury on Friday and received immediate medical attention. Despite previous reports, she did not break her ankle. She is resting comfortably at home. Doctors will reevaluate her condition on Monday and determine the outcome of her participation on the show."

Here's 30-year-old Raquel back in 1970 (left) -- and the age-defying 68-year-old Latin beauty at a Beverly Hills event recently (right).

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The 47-year-old picked up birthday cards. No 911 calls were reported.

The facially gaunt 50-year-old attended Kabbalah services in NYC on Wednesday.

Despite all her spirituality, Madge is so vein.

The dude who plays guitar for the Grateful Dead -- Bob Weir -- broke his ribs riding on a tour bus. The good news -- he will get by!

We're told Weir was truckin' along in a tour bus when it had to stop short. Bob was standing and fell when the driver slammed on the brakes.

A rep tells us it hurt for Bob "to breathe, hold the guitar, and laugh."

Weir was able to finish the tour with his band, Bob Weir and the Ratdogs, but had to cancel a recent fundraiser because battling broken ribs and a cold was just too much to handle.

The name is Shia LaBeouf. Official translation: Accident prone.

Sources tell TMZ Shia was injured by a prop on the set of "Transformers" -- we're told he got a cut below his eyebrow that required stitches.

After getting sewn up, he went right back to work. Injured hand, injured eyebrow -- no problemo.

We contacted Shia's rep, who said "No comment."

Janet Jackson is officially back in the rhythm nation, after a two-hour stay in a Montreal hospital.

A rep for Royal Victoria Hospital confirms she was treated and released at the hospital last night. She had "fallen ill" during a sound check and was rushed to Royal Victoria.

No further info on JJ's condition was released. She's due to be in Boston tomorrow night for her next tour stop.

Janet Jackson was rushed to a hospital yesterday in Montreal and had to cancel her show, according to her reps.

The singer "got suddenly ill" during her sound check, says a statement from W&W Public Relations, and went to an unnamed hospital. She's being monitored, but no other details of her condition are available.

A rep for the concert promoter said they got word just minutes before the gig was supposed to begin -- LL Cool J was the opener.