Paparazzi Video

"I had the steak and broccoli," Pennington said as he emerged from the restaurant and made his way to a car. Thanks Ty, that was definitely the question on everyone's mind.

Pennington was cordial with photog when asked about his troubles, and when a guy on the street said he was a huge fan of Ty's show, "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," Ty shot back, "Thanks, man. It shows." Um, what?

In a wacky, rambling bit of inflated discourse outside of Sugar, the Falstaffian parade float declared his fellow heir's fate an "absolute outrage," saying that Paris can't help it if people like her "do what people tell you."

Gummi, who appeared to be suffering from intestinal discomfort, declared himself a "strong fan in justice" [sic], and summed up his epicurean eloquence when he belched, "It's absolutely retarded."

Then, in a demonstration of an ego inflated nearly as much as he is, the VIP-entry-challenged Gummi Bear declared his candidacy for president before waddling away. Vote Gummi!

Jess was bustin' a lot of attitude in a spectacular glittering silver gown, pouting for cameras before getting into a black Escalade to take her to the Costume Institute Gala -- only her rented ride was the limo parked just in front of the mistaken SUV.

Simpson's hairdresser/BFF Ken Paves quickly realized Jessica's goof, helping her out of the SUV before it could drive off with the stowaway ditzy pop star. Simpson laughed it off as paps snapped away at the embarrassing incident, saying, "Of course, that happened to me."

Gisele was walking her Yorkie, Vida, through Manhattan over the weekend. Only thing was, she didn't have the pooch on a leash -- the bitch just followed along on her own! Good dog!

Hey, if it works on Tom Brady ...

After doing the required press for her new flick "Georgia Rule," the demure vision in white moved on to working on her personal publicity by lunching at paparazzi pit stop the Ivy. If only there were other restaurants in L.A.!

As day turns to night, there's no word on if Posh Lohan will ever surface again.

After a two hour delay, excited fans began chanting her name. Then the wigged singer finally hit the stage, and the crowd went completely nuts. But wait- is she chewing gum?!? Damn. Lip synching AND chewing. She really IS talented.

Her fans, however couldn't care less and rocked out to exactly 12 minutes of her "vocals." Money well spent.

TMZ caught up with the ex-boy-bander last night in Hollywood, after a visit to Winston's. Lance was walking down the street in a cozy clinch with a leggy young brunette. After mock-asking his galpal, "Does this mean we're going out?" -- Bass expressed disgust at her answer in the affirmative. (He did, however, proclaim his love for TMZ, not unlike Lindsay Lohan.)

A stripped down Britney Spears showed up to her first mini-concert at the San Diego House of Blues last night, performing "Breathe on Me," while writhing in a sparkly bra and mini-mini-skirt around a lucky guy plucked from the audience. The Britster appeared to lip-sync the number, as four other skimpily-clad dancers surrounded the seated man. It's being reported on several fan sites that the man is Howie Day ... what do you think?

TMZ ran into the extremely pregnant "My Name is Earl" star outside the nightspot, where she had supper and crowed to our cameramen about, well, the balls at Parc. "What were those balls," she asked her friend? Artichokes, Mama Pressly, artichokes.

Arriving around midnight on Saturday, the no longer big O posed for photos with fans and the Pussycat Dolls -- the Vegas burlesque branch, not the "singing" group! Jack then retreated to the club's VIP area with "American Idol" wannabeen Justin Guarini.

The smiling Oscar winner, sans brood, caused paparazzi pandemonium by waving to the crowd, signing autographs and allowing one lucky fan to actually hug her. That's rarer than winning the lottery!

The reason for Jolie's pleasant demeanor -- the event was a screening of "A Place in Time," a documentary she helped direct. The case of the jolly Jolie has been solved!

Maguire was headed back to his hotel in Paris when the fan, who was walking right alongside him, held the camera in front of Tobey's face to snap a pic. Tobey's spidey sense immediately kicked in -- and he swatted the camera to the ground -- you can clearly hear it bounce on the sidewalk.

Lovitz asked, "Are you guys TMZ?" and then hid himself entirely behind a man the size of a storage shed.

Just a short time after saying goodnight on SNL, guest host Scarlett Johansson ate some authentic New York pavement outside the after-party while trying to avoid paparazzi.

Let this be a lesson for all camera-shy celebrities: You can dash to the car and hide under a coat. Just try not to do both at the same time.

With droopy eyelids and a blank stare on her face, Lohan flopped face-first into her waiting SUV after a night of partying at the popular Los Angeles nightclub.

Once inside the car, the dazed actress zoned out, staring into cameras with a goofy grin plastered on her grill. A short time later, Lohan returned to Earth and cracked a mischievous smile as her car took off into the night.

It seems La Lohan has had a lot on her mind.