Paparazzi Video

Though the always reliable National Enquirer touts Brad Pitt's 5'7" wild woman as weighing 100 pounds, Angelina was spotted carrying two of her toddlers in her spindly arms yesterday in Prague -- seemingly without effort -- and without collapsing!

Jolie was bringing Pax and Zahara to a school in the Czech capital, where she was flanked by her trusty, bleach-blonde bodyguard and a local security guard.

Shot in May, 2005, the PSA features the then-blonde 18-year-old laughing -- after pop band A Simple Plan says, "Please don't drink and drive." Hysterical, isn't it?!

Lindsay manages to compose herself long enough to utter the words "Be safe!" and flash her trademark peace sign. If only she had taken her own advice!

Dressed in her summer tanning wear and looking happy in a Mini Cooper convertible, Britney is stylin' until a cameraman tries to give her a stack of "favorable emails," saying, "It's good! All good." Brit gets weirded-out, so the guy just tosses them in the car! She just stares at the packet and then hands it to a giant bodyguard, who looks as if he could carry her home while she's INSIDE the Cooper.

Maybe Britney only likes the bad press.

The reassembled 52-year-old mother of two professed her love for TMZ by giving the finger and slurring "TMZ sucks" as she galloped into a West Hollywood elevator on Tuesday. Giddy-up girl!

Before disappearing into obscurity, Janice flashed one of her hind legs for the cameras. No word if photogs will seek punitive damages.

Just days after jumping ship from "The View," Ro took the helm of a motorboat off the coast of Long Island, enlisting her kids as first mates and giving photogs a quick "ahoy" before asking them, in effect, to walk the plank and stop their photographic broadsides.

The former "OC" star was at a Memorial Day BBQ with some friends when she had a couple of cocktails. Only problem -- she was on antibiotics. Oops!

Barton was at the hospital for nearly five hours with her mom and sister by her side. She left around 10:00 PM sporting a hospital gown and a pair of slippers. Nothing but the latest in hospital chic for Mischa!

McConaughey hopped on the board and then had a friend on a bike tow him down the street until he picked up enough speed to skate on his own. This was just the capper on a week that included dancing with leaves and making out with his co-star.

Hang ten, bro!

The soon-to-be-imprisoned heiress hit the iron yesterday afternoon at L.A. Fitness in Westwood, supported by her usual paparazzi posse.

Paris is clearly prepping for her upcoming stint in jail, getting ready to fend off any wayward shiv-wielding convicts, and then it will be back to the Hollywood social whirl!

As Jess walked to her terminal, the pop starlet was hilariously cat-called by a snubbed male autograph hound who yelled, "How do you feel about interracial relationships? Can a n**** stand a chance?" as Simpson could do nothing but laugh.

The man's parting words to Jessica as she disappeared through security -- "Once you go black, you never go back!"

TMZ has obtained video of Costner performing with his band at a recent concert in Greenville, South Carolina, when a female fan hopped on stage to get a better view of his instrument!

With her "reality" show camera crews in tow, Victoria got pulled over while driving her black SUV in L.A. on Tuesday. What a coinky-dink! The first time we see Vicky B behind the wheel, she gets pulled over!

Sporting a ridiculously tight bondage skirt, Posh barely maneuvers out of her vehicle -- and into the paparazzi's full view -- to hand over paperwork to a police officer. Aren't you supposed to stay inside your vehicle?! Well, make sure you get her good side!

Afterwards, Victoria made her mic'd way to a local DMV office for more photo ops. Hopefully, Posh realized DMV does not stand for Dior, Manolo and Versace!

A shirtless Mateo was filming more scenes yesterday for his upcoming flick "Surfer Dude," where the hunky actor appeared to be conjuring up some magic and generating flames from his bare hands.

Enjoy it now, before this guy spontaneously combusts!

McConaughey was spotted at Malibu beach yesterday ... covered in mud, prancing around while carrying a couple of giant palm leaves and strutting like a chicken.

Or as Matt likes to call it "Monday morning."

Cameras spotted the nose-outta-joint "American Idol" judge, bawling her eyes out as she left her Hollywood Hills home! Her driver handed the sobbing mess a tissue before Miss A got into the limo.

We're not sure why Paula was crying ... perhaps she got a look at her outfit.

Paps awaited the former Spice Girl's arrival as her black SUV pulled up on trendy West Third Street in Los Angeles. Security was already in place on the street, when the vehicle's door opened revealing an amazingly lifelike, sunglasses-wearing, blonde bobbed ... mannequin! For once in her life, Posh was all dolled up with no place to go!

Ironically, fake plastic doll Posh actually weighed more than fake, plastic human Posh! Blah!

Obviously pulling the collective leg of the stalkerazzi, Mayer wouldn't answer questions about his widely reported split with the cleavage queen Jessica, but instead put on quite a show for photogs following him.

Mayer doesn't appear to be too heartbroken, but then again, he's quite a kidder.