Paparazzi Video

The fan, a serial celebrity snapshooter name Yehya -- also seen hounding Cuba Gooding, Jr. earlier in the day -- presented Scheider with the nearly 30-year-old photo of the twosome taken in Cannes.

While Roy's signin' the shot, Yehya gets a little too up close and personal -- asking Roy if he's sold his house here in Los Angeles. If Roy hasn't, he may want to!

Just a day after she dropped an F-bomb on paps for causing a crazy crush, Hayden did her heroic best to keep autograph seekers at bay on her way out of town at JFK airport. One particular pest had her sign what seemed like an entire stack of snaps, only to persist as she tried to make her way to the gate.

Her only force field, in the end, was the fancy-people's check-in lounge, where the autographerazzi couldn't touch her.

After the "Underclassman" actor was serenaded, he gave the lower class man props, saying, "This guy's got more talent than Britney Spears!" The persistent pauper wouldn't let Cannon go without him shelling out some dough -- and ended up pocketing twenty bucks for his hard work. Cha-ching!

The former Playmate was truckin' through JFK airport yesterday, when a self-proclaimed "huge fan" begged for a photo with the foxy female. But Jenny saw right through the rubbish and called him out on it, asking, "What's the name of the book I just put out?"

Dude answered with, "Uhhhh," which, as any real Jenny fan knows, is not the correct title. It's actually called "Louder Than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism."

She's blond, but she's not stupid.

Week One's competition includes Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, and Tara Reid -- how wrecktabulous!

Vote now, see the results on Wednesday's show.

Cameras caught the fam -- and Brit's new friend (assistant?) -- getting confused in a back alley parking lot, as Spears almost hit yet another parked car while she weaved through paparazzi. Spears then drove onto a one-way street and blocked traffic.

Last Friday, Britney was charged with Brit and run and driving without a valid driver's license -- and it's still unclear whether Brit is legally OK to drive.

Demonstrating a little more vivacity than Mario Batali did recently at the same park in the West Village, Robbins played a little back line with the urchins, stopping a couple shots, and providing some slo mo defense.

The photogs and autograph seekers around Hayden got so close to the "Heroes" star, they almost crushed a little girl. So Hayden belted out, "Guys! You're f**kin'..." before cutting herself off.

The crowd backed off, and Hayden asked the little girl, "Are you okay?" several times before leaving. You can see Hayden (minus the cussing) on the tonight's season premiere of "Heroes."

TMZ caught Foxx after an evening repast at Mr. Chow, and asked him about the O.J. Simpson situation. One of his responses we can't print, and then he disappeared.

Given his generally wordless response technique, we're wondering if he might not be prepping for the inevitable Marcel Marceau biopic.

A Backstreet Boy-less Carter held a solo gig at Shark's Cove in Hermosa Beach Saturday night, where Carter rocked the mic by performing covers ranging from '80s rock to a rap song. Eat your heart out Vanilla Ice! While his rapping skills are certainly questionable, he had the girls goin' wild -- with one girl in the audience working the pole as he sang a ballad.

Carter also gave a quick dis to Britney Spears, telling TMZ, "If I was dating Britney, you'd know," he said. "I don't want no baby mama drama."

Aries approached the door saying, "You come here to test your celebrity status ... I don't know if they let thousandaires in here."

After a chat with the doorman, Spears was quickly denied.

Spears seemed out of it as she was led from the store by a member of her rotating posse. Her friends have her best interests at heart, y'all!

The messy mama has new legal troubles ahead, but who needs to deal with that?! Her pets needed some new chew toys!

Her engaging and, er, profound commentary has to be seen to be believed ... if not understood.

When miffed Moore learned that TMZ was filming, he got defensive with the odd, contradictory statement, "Y'all made me famous. Y'all tried to ruin me." Say what?!

One would think the whiner actor getting exposure on "The Young and the Restless" would make him (semi) famous -- and posting this, this, and this ... well that's just reporting the facts.

"John is waking up," Brooke informed us. "He's doing good, really good. Just keep praying." Her assessment comes just a few days after bro Nick wrote on an Internet bulletin board, "john is expected to make a full recovery its just a slow process for him to wake up." (sic)

What we didn't find out from Brooke is whether she found those big shoes she was looking for last time she was in the Big Apple.

TMZ caught the DJ at Chateau Marmont last night, where she told our cameras that workin' at Hyde was "not as fun as it used to be."

Of course, wild child and frenemy LiLo isn't around either. Coincidence?