Paparazzi Video

TMZ spotted the Rev. getting revved up with a little Starbucks on the Upper West Side, and when he flashed a genuine peace sign at the bidding of one photog, he took pains to make sure it was interpreted properly: "Don't say it was a gang sign," he cautioned.

O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
Gummi the Bored.

The paparazzi, including one pint-sized, curfew-challenged photog, caught the loquacious exercise guru outside his studio in Los Angeles over the weekend, where Simmons invited the paps inside for a little holiday refreshments.

Simmons seemed especially fond of the wee paparazzo, inquiring how old "she" is. Poor Austin was so horrified, he ran out of the shop. Eventually, someone set him straight. Or at least tried.

The Ambassador helped Maddox hop a bubbly puddle (and it looks like he's wearing one of dad's caps), while Pax showed off his bitchin' new guitar sunglasses and enjoyed a bag of chips!

And who was that wascally wabbit? None other than Wegis -- ahem, Regis -- Philbin, who was just sitting at a restaurant across the street from his house when this shooter went all commando for his shot.

Though he sped unmolested through the arrivals at JFK, Colin was met by a slew of snappers, prompting him to ask, "Must be nobody in f***in' New York, is it?"

Not so. After Roberts obliged paps with plenty of shots across the street from her NYC house -- on the condition that they leave her alone, they did quite the opposite, following and shooting her the next day at her bank, and staying on her tail for three full blocks before a bystander stepped in to act as a bodyguard.

TMZ caught up with super-producer Timbaland and his son Frankie outside of their NYC hotel, after the pair raised the roof at the Z100 Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden. Timba brought lil' Timba on for part of the show, and high-fived him -- to the delight of the crowd.

Here's the Poshybecks brood as they killed time between Mama V's UK concerts -- by ice skating in London's Hyde Park.

Watch the footage -- Bill finally tells one of his Secret Service dudes to grab the book -- the autograph hound says, "Is he gonna sign it?" The edgy Secret Service dude says, "No."

Two fans learned that lesson the hard way and ended up with a verbal smack down from the crotchety singer before they were unceremoniously booted from her Wednesday night concert in San Diego. Code Red!

The piano playin' mama was in mid song when she suddenly began lashing out at the girls: "It's a privilege to sit in the front row. I reserve those seats for people who appreciate music. Get the f--- out!"

So much for being silent all these years.

UPDATE: A rep for Tori's record label just contacted TMZ with the following statement: "Tori doesn't sell front row seats to her shows. She'll pick fans that are in the back row and she will upgrade them. It is a privilege to get picked. Apparently these two girls were on their cell phones all night... It was her sticking up for her other fans that missed out on the opportunity."

Maybe it was because he was being overshadowed, literally, by an eight-foot-tall cow called Miss Maggie Moo, who was constantly by Chace's side.

He definitely wasn't thrilled to see the paparazzi getting him and his ladylumps, Carrie Underwood, leaving Marquee's fourth anniversary party, where, we're told, they were -- let's just say -- not hiding their mutual affection.

We're not exactly sure who Crazy Dude is -- or if he is in fact an extended member of the Wahlberg clan -- but when he asked an off-duty cab driver to "hit me as hard as you can," someone probably should have stepped up. For the love of Jerry Springer!

We reached out to Wahlberg's rep to confirm Crazy Dude's lineage; we haven't heard back as of yet.

UPDATE: Wahlberg's reps would not comment, but sources tell TMZ that Crazy Dude is NOT Mark's cousin -- shocker! -- just someone he used to run with many years ago.

We caught the boobalicious pageant princess gettin' her party on at Pure nightclub where she was serenaded by the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls and presented with a giant, sparking cake. Hello... her birthday's not til December 18!

Also on hand for the big event: Spice Girl Mel B., country stars Big and Rich and butt-whooped boxer Ricky Hatton. Party On!

So imagine the moment when a pap told Rebecca Gayheart yesterday to "drive safely." Remember, back in 2001, Gayheart was driving when she struck and killed a nine year old boy. She was prosecuted for vehicular manslaughter and pleaded no contest. She was placed on three years probation and settled a wrongful-death lawsuit out of court.

Watch the video and squirm.