The Kennedys Didn't Screw the Pooch
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Ted Kennedy and wife Vicki picked out the Obama's Portuguese Water Dog -- they have two of their own -- and as far as they know, the Prez and his family are fully satisfied with the choice.
Before it became property of the First Family, the dog, Bo, already had to be returned to his breeder once. But it doesn't look like history will be repeating itself.
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Working Out is a Real B*tch
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If you haven't gone to the gym lately, this dog named Kirin is about to make you feel even worse about it -- she does squats ... on two legs ... three to four times a week!
Squats -- so easy a Japanese Border Collie can do 'em. What's your excuse?
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Simon Cowell's Ex Attacked After 'American Idol'
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We've learned Terri Seymour -- Simon Cowell's ex -- was assaulted after attending the "American Idol" finale last night.
It happened at L.A. Live -- a complex that includes the Nokia Theatre where "A.I." was taped. A 33-year-old woman walked up to Terri, asked if she was Simon's girlfriend. The suspect allegedly attacked her and attempted to choke her.
The suspect -- Janice Thibodeaux -- was booked on felony battery. She's being held on $52,700 bail.
We're told Terri refused medical treatment. She was escorted out of the complex by three cops.
Just found out Thibodeaux is twice Terri's size, weighing in at 200 lbs.
UPDATE -- TMZ spoke with Thibodeaux's brother and sister who told us Janice is "not crazy" and this is "way out of character" for her.
Adam Lambert -- Living Under a Rock
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"American Idol" finalist Adam Lambert claims he was completely unaware of "biblically correct" Miss California's now infamous gay marriage answer because the "Idol Bubble" blocks him off from the outside world.
Think he's telling the truth -- or did he just chicken out on the issue before his all-important final vote?
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Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon Goes to Washington
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Apu was a long way from the Springfield Kwik-E-Mart last night -- because the awesome Hank Azaria broke out his "Simpsons" character's infamous voice in Washington D.C.
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Boobylicious Babe Rushes Adam Lambert!
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Adam Lambert was singing "Mad World," but it was a mad girl everyone was looking at during his hometown visit when some random chick stripped down to her bra and stormed the stage!
Security quickly took her away. Guess she wasn't quite his type.
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Rihanna Gets a Pick-Me-Up
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Nobody was puttin' the moves on her, but Rihanna still got picked up yesterday in NYC.
RiRi and her umbrella-ella-ella sent out a personal SOS to her bodyguard: Get me over these treacherous puddles!
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Iron Man Eats Donut Hole ... In One
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In full "Iron Man" ensemble, Robert Downey Jr. had a few of the "World's Best Donuts" yesterday -- inside one of the world's biggest.
Tony Stark chowed down on Homer Simpson's favorite food while sitting in the infamous, oversized roof-topper of Randy's Donuts by LAX.
Hope he saved a few for Pepper Potts.
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Miley Cyrus -- Bring Home the Bacon!
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Pork sales at BBQ joints are in serious decline since the swine flu pandemic broke out ... but Miley Cyrus ain't afraid -- all the talk has left her seriously salivating for some pig meat.
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McConaughey: My Dog's Better Than Your Kid
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Matthew McConaughey says he violates leash laws and lets his pooch BJ roam free because she "behaves better than most kids."
Well kids, if you see BJ running through the street in front of a moving vehicle again, DO NOT follow her example.
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J. Hud Taken to the Mat
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Jennifer Hudson spent her Wednesday night like most Oscar winners -- by watching a bunch of hot, sweaty, dudes in Speedos roll around in the ring.
Hudson went to the Florida Championship Wrestling event last night to watch her fiance, stage name Dawson Alexander, Esq, throw down -- and definitely enjoyed a few of the sights fights.
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Fitty Shot -- This Time It's Cute
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50 Cent's been shot nine times -- but dude really reversed his image yesterday by working a crowd with adorable little kids and peaceful pooches.
But most emasculating of all: Being in a picture with Chace Crawford.
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World to Pitt's Parents: Thank You!
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The universe owes this lovely looking couple a debt of gratitude -- they spawned the delicious cut of man meat that is Brad Pitt.
Brad took the boys out to coffee in Long Island this weekend with his 'rents, Bill and Jane.
Seriously, thank you.
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When Hugh Met Pooh
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Hugh Jackman, The Sexiest Man on Earth, took his family to the Happiest Place on it yesterday -- where Wolverine found a fan in Winnie the Pooh. Stranger alliances have happened.
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McConaughey's BJ -- Run for Your Life!!!
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A brave doggy sprints after his motorcycle riding master in the middle of a quasi-busy street ... there is no leash ... there is no caution ... only hope. It's just another death defying day in the life of Matthew McConaughey's brave pooch, BJ.
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Jacko The Invisible Man in the Mirror
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His nose has a head start, but it looks like the rest of Michael Jackson is well on its way to vanishing too -- check out his new look, inspired by Claude Rains in 1933's "The Invisible Man." It's a thriller, right?!
