Billy Joel's Uptown Girls Are Smokin'
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His driving record isn't so hot -- but damn, the women he's bedded sure are!
59-year-old Billy Joel was at Cipriani's with wife 27-year-old Katie Lee Joel, and while she's no doubt stunning, his ex-wife/supermodel Christie Brinkley showed up too -- and at 54, girl is still a dime piece.
Balthazar Getty Thinks He's 2pac
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Either he was really happy that nobody asked about Sienna Miller for a change, or Balthazar Getty suddenly felt really proud of his L.A. roots -- cause dude dropped some westside gang-sign language and a gangster-ass shout out on his way through LAX yesterday.
Somewhere, 2pac is smiling ... because he's not really dead.
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Janet Sick of Being Sick -- Teases D.C.
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She made it to our nation's capital -- but will Ms. Jackson actually make it to the stage tonight?
Janet's canceled every concert since September 29th due to "vestibular migraines," but she's supposed to perform tonight at the Verizon Center. Cameras caught her arriving in town, let's see if she makes good on her promise.
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Brinkley Split Takes Turbulent Turn
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Whatever Christie wants, she doesn't get.
Brinkley tried getting a restraining order against Peter Cook last week, supposedly in an attempt to keep her kids from seeing his "20/20" interview -- no dice. The feuding couple then reportedly agreed Cook would drive the children to upstate for the weekend -- he flew 'em instead and she was pissed.
The kids allegedly were freaked to fly and cried to mama -- but Cook tells it a little differently.
Pap Fight Not Spidey's Fault
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Spider-Man doesn't start fights with paparazzi -- unless they're trying to take over the world or something.
But alas, that wasn't the case this weekend. Various reports suggest Tobey Maguire was somehow involved in a pap fight that went down outside a posh pumpkin patch in West Hollywood. But Tobey and his fam arrived after fists started flying.
With great power, comes great responsibility ... not to beat up photogs.
Jamie Lynn: Ain't No Womb for More Babies
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We already told you Jamie Lynn Spears isn't pregnant with kiddie #2. Still don't believe us? We don't blame you .... but watch the footage and let JLS tell you herself.
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Serena And Kelly Destiny's Children
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Serena Williams and her amazing rock hard body chilled with former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland in Miami Beach yesterday.
Maybe they were together to discuss bringing back Destiny's Child -- minus Beyonce. If Serena can sing like she plays tennis, they're destined for greatness.
Kathie Lee Gifford Gives Good Face
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Frank Gifford was a curmudgeon of an old man at LAX, until he saw Kathie Lee's face -- a face she says takes "lots of work" to keep beautiful.
What kind of "work" do you think she meant?
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Michael Jordan -- Mess with Bull, Get the Horn!
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So ... was Michael Jordan kidding when he told a cabbie to run over the paparazzi?
His Airmess was in South Beach yesterday -- probably joking around -- but as anyone who has any appreciation for sports knows ... when Jordan tells you to do something, you do it. Fortunately for the snappers, the cabbies disobeyed.
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Gerard Butler -- Tee'd Off After Beatdown Q's
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A couple obnoxious photogs were all over Gerard Bulter's ass while he was trying to get a round of golf in yesterday.
The dude accused of beating down a photog a couple of days ago had a driver in his hand -- but instead of going all Jack Nicholson on the snappers, Butler simply shot them a death smile instead.
Dealing with a coupla' putts is par for the course.
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Clooney: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
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There aren't too many 47-year-olds who can take off their shirts and still have the ladies (and some men) drooling -- and for that, we salute you George Clooney.
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White Guys Named Clooney Can Jump
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See George Clooney pivot. Watch George dribble and shoot a J. This dude is good. We stayed away from the layup joke. Too obvious.
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Spank This Monkey ... and He'll Drop Kick You
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Should "Karate Kid 5" ever get made, the part of Ralph Macchio will now be played by a Japanese monkey. Wax on, wax off!
Yachan is a black belt wearing primate who not only knows how to kick, punch, flip and do push-ups, but also has a part time job cleaning tables at a local bar -- just like Ralph Macchio!
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NYU Students Audit Scientolocrazy 101
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Who cares about going to Statistical Reasoning for the Behavioral Sciences when Tom Cruise lives right down the street from class?!
Sure, these NYU kids probably ditched for a glimpse of Cruise -- but there's a study in Abnormal Psych if we've ever seen one.
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Suri Cruise -- The Crying Game
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In space, no one can hear you scream. In Manhattan, things are a little different -- but yesterday, Suri Cruise must've forgot where she was ... 'cause nobody could've ignored those cries for help.
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Katie Couric Swats Palin ... with the Economist
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When Katie Couric was spotted in NYC and asked to specifically name the magazines she reads, KC was savvy enough to answer the question (The Economist), crack a joke, and shred Sarah Palin -- all at the same time.
How's that for "gotcha journalism!?"