Congressman Eric Swalwell was evidently a big fan of erotica in college ... and now we're getting a glimpse of some of what he wrote!
The Daily Mailuncovered a sexually graphic poem penned by the Democrat from California apparently written when he was 19 years old ... and it is wild! Titled "Hungover From Burgundy," the poem describes two lovers who meet at the top of a hotel for "formless and magnificent" sex.
What kind of sex is "formless and magnificent"? Well, in Swalwell's vivid imagination it includes engorged vessels, a "flurry of limbs and nails" ... and a little bit of blood. He's apparently got a thing for biting!
Valentine's Day is just around the corner ... and who better to give advice on how to have a romantic evening than Nelly and Ashanti!
We caught up with the music power couple on the red carpet of the Fanatics Super Bowl party Sunday in San Francisco, California. When our photog asked ... "What's the secret to a Valentine's for you two?" even he didn't think they'd give such a candid answer.
Nelly gave us a knowing stare ... while Ashanti blurted, "The bedroom!"
Travis Kelce's love was the key that opened Taylor Swift's thighs ... and he's looking to pass that on this Valentine's Day in the form of a virtual card!
See it for yourself -- the official X account for "New Heights" -- Travis and Jason Kelce's hit podcast -- shared a photo of a grinning Kelce from the podcast on a red background.
The card reads, "Wood you be my Valentine?" ... and features a prominent redwood tree in the upper left corner.
More like Bonnie Blue ... her back out! The adult content creator reportedly had unprotected sex with around 400 men, setting a world record.
That's right ... While the Winter Olympics wage on in Italy, the bedroom Olympics raged in the UK over the weekend. Us Weekly reports Bonnie -- real name Tia Billinger -- had men waiting in line for up to 7 hours at Lord Davenport's mansion on February 7 for the chance to "breed" her.
Anyone lucky enough to score a ticket to Super Bowl LV better not try their luck with sex workers while they're partying and having fun, because you'll probably get arrested!
That's right, fellas ... Josh Singleton, Commander of the Santa Clara County Human Trafficking Task Force, tells TMZ ... his team of federal, state, and local law enforcement officers ain't messin' around when it comes to sex workers -- and if you get caught messin' around with them, you're gonna wind up in handcuffs!
Singleton gives everyone fair warning ... "Come have a good time at the Super Bowl. Don't engage in commercial sex because we're out in force and we're enforcing the laws!"
Congressman Tim Burchett says he wouldn't know Bad Bunny if the rapper walked up to him and asked to borrow his cell phone ... and the only bad bunny he knows is his pet rabbit, who had sex on Christmas morning in front of his nephew.
We got the Republican representative from Tennessee at the Capitol Hill Club in Washington, D.C., and our photog asked about the Super Bowl LX halftime show performer.
Instead of wading into the BB conversation -- which some folks are pissed the NFL went with him for the Big Game -- Burchett shares a funny story about his late pet rabbit, who was seriously horny.
Jeffrey Epstein had a voracious appetite for not only sex with minors, but also porn, which the FBI seized from his computers and the DOJ released last week as part of the Epstein Files.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation executed search warrants in 2019 at Epstein's homes in Manhattan and the U.S. Virgin Islands. Agents confiscated a whopping 170 videos from the convicted pedophile's hard drives and other electronic devices, containing Internet images and video files that include adult porn.
Some of the X-rated images show naked females in sexually suggestive positions on a beach or inside an apartment. Other images capture nude women at several of Epstein's homes, with the females either alone or with other women or hanging out topless with Epstein.
Talk about a jungle joyride -- two gorillas went completely bananas for each other, tossing modesty into the bushes, and getting busy in broad daylight ... giving stunned onlookers a surprise mating call they definitely didn’t sign up for!
The clip was filmed Monday and it’s pretty NSFW -- don’t say we didn’t warn you -- capturing a much larger gorilla mounting a female inside an enclosure at Belgium's Zoo Antwerpen ... and yes, the background audio makes it painfully clear there were kids watching the whole thing go down😳.
It’s a jaw-dropping clip, we get it ... but being there must’ve been next-level unhinged, with the pair going at it as adults nervously laughed, cringed, and clearly had no idea where to look.
The disgraced financier made the allegation in an email to Deepak Chopra from 2016 -- released as part of the Department of Justice's massive file dump Friday -- in which Epstein says Marla can tell Deepak "the story of her friend who was caught having sex with her shoes."
Chopra asks if Epstein means having sex with Marla's shoes on ... but, Epstein says he doesn't -- he means her friend was caught cutting holes in the back of Marla's shoes and doing the deed.
What do dog collars, stethoscopes and vibrators have in common with Jeffrey Epstein? They're all among the convicted pedophile's "toy" collection.
No surprise there ... given Epstein's notorious penchant for lurid sex, but when you look at the kinky items in these photos released by the Department of Justice as part of the Epstein files, it becomes clear there was no limit to the financier's fantasies.
As you can see ... one of Epstein's most treasured books was "Erotica Universalis" featuring erotic illustrations from some of the world's greatest painters -- namely Rembrandt, Picasso and Matisse. On the book's jacket, a naked couple engages in oral sex.
Michelle Obama didn't have to dodge any of the usual kiss-and-tell on Alex Cooper's "Call Her Daddy" podcast this week ... Alex opted to take the high road over grilling the former First Lady about her sex life, much to her own reluctance.
Michelle appeared Wednesday on the super popular podcast ... and Alex kicked off the interview by telling Michelle there were 2 separate paths they could go down.
On one hand, Alex said their convo could center around sex and relationships -- a nod to the OG roots of the show -- while on the other, they could focus on serious topics from a woman's POV, considering Michelle's stature in the world. And Alex pre-emptively chose option 2 ... with Michelle agreeing, brushing off any potential sex talk, light-heartedly saying that might be "sad."
Rick Springfield’s repping his Aussie roots ... and he’s coming in strong with some hot and heavy advice for Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban now that they’ve officially gone their separate ways.
We caught up with the icon at LAX Monday ... and he tells us the newly divorced duo should have just one thing on their minds as they start their single lives -- and that’s getting laid. A lot!
Timothy Busfield is kissing and telling for the sake of his freedom -- gabbing on about his sex life with Melissa Gilbert -- and himself -- in a court filing Friday for his child sex abuse case.
The actor and director spilled the intimate details in relation to a psychosexual evaluation he underwent this week ... with his defense hoping it would prove he's no threat to society as the prosecution fights for him to remain behind bars before his trial starts.
In the filing, obtained by TMZ, Timothy says he has a satisfying sex life with wife Melissa ... and she was happy to agree -- although he admits that due to their age, they cuddle more than they get down and dirty.
Jason Luv is weeks away from making his boxing debut against his rival, Adam22 ... and he tells TMZ Sports the real reason why the popular podcaster is fighting him is 'cause he needs his manhood back!!
We chopped it up with Luv as he prepares for his showdown with Adam ... and he tells us there is nothing fake about the hard feelings between the two heading into their match.
"It's a little animosity, because you got to remember, I smashed his wife, and all the fans and people are saying all kinds of crazy things," Jason said. "So he feel like he got to regain his manhood, and I'm here to try to make sure that I still take it away."
12:24PM PT -- "Haley Kalil disclosed private and intimate details about Matt Kalil that were of no legitimate public concern and subjected Matt Kalil and his family to widespread ridicule and unwanted attention,” Matt Kalil's attorney, Ryan Saba, tells us.
“Haley Kalil shared these sensitive personal details about her ex-husband in an apparent quest to seek fortune and fame. Her actions were extreme, outrageous, beyond all possible bounds of decency, and have caused substantial harm to Matt Kalil, his family, and his business.”
Haley Kalil's well within her rights to talk about the Coke cans her ex Matt Kalil's packing in his pants, her lawyer says ... because she has erotic autonomy.
Matthew Bialick -- Haley's lawyer -- tells TMZ ... he plans to file a motion to dismiss Matt's lawsuit within three weeks of being formally served the summons or complaint, which hasn't happened yet.
Bialick says it's totally unreasonable to file a lawsuit on the basis of making someone liable for "exercising her sexual sovereignty by truthfully describing a sexual experience that left her in tears" ... adding it violates his client's right to free speech.
The Miami Hurricanes are one win from being national champions ... and outside of Michael Irvin, there's no one more excited than adult film star Abella Danger!!
30-year-old Danger -- who has dominated the AVN Awards with consecutive wins in the "Most Amazing Ass" and "Most Epic Ass" categories since 2019 -- was present at State Farm Stadium in Glendale for the thrilling 31-27 victory over Ole Miss ... and as soon as the 'Canes secured the dub, it was time to celebrate.
Danger -- who attended UMiami -- shared a video from her lower bowl seats as the orange and green confetti fell from the rafters ... and since the clip was muted, we're just gonna assume she said something along the lines of "woo" and "yay!!"
