Quick, Somebody! Don't Get Her a Towel!
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Kristen Bell flaunted her undeniable hotness in Hawaii yesterday by squeezing into that very, very lucky blue bikini.
Not pictured on purpose: Her boyfriend Dax Shepard, who was looming somewhere in the distance.
But don't think about that -- let's just all pretend she's single.
Audrina Patridge -- In Case of Emergency ...
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It is unclear whether or not Audrina Patridge can swim, but we are certain she will not sink.
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Cristiano Ronaldo -- Oil Slick
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Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.
Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.
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Kenny G Hangs Tenor
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It may be hard to recognize Kenny G with his majestic, mossy locks slicked down into some sort of mulletous mane -- but that's him, sans saxophone, shredding the gnar in Malibu yesterday.
NOW CHECK THIS OUT: Kenny G also plays the flute, has his pilot's license and can surf -- and Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger played the flute in high school, and can surf with airplanes.
You may now consider your mind blown.
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Pirate of the Pacific: Hot Man's Chest
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Orlando Bloom unearthed a buried treasure in Australia this weekend ... his smooth buff torso.
Ahoy, hottie!
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Eva Longoria Bikini -- Spurfect 10
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Eva Longoria flaunted her tight little bikini body while in Saint Tropez, France yesterday ... and that guy she's married to was there too.
Kate Gosselin -- Plus Two
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America's favorite reverse mullet dirty blonde mother of eight, Kate Gosselin, took time off from bossing around her hubby to frolic in the ocean with two of her kids this weekend..
We can finally see why Jon fell in love with her in the first place.
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Cameron Diaz: Green with Envy
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Wearing her "Shrek" bikini, Cameron Diaz soaked her lovely 36-year-old bones in the waters off Hawaii on Tuesday.
Aloha!
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Jerry O'Connell Feels the Need for Speedo
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By the look of his tight and toned physique, you'd never guess Jerry O'Connell's twin daughters were delivered just five months ago.
The 35-year-old showed off his buff bod -- and then some -- in a red bikini brief on Lake Havasu today.
The chubby kid from "Stand by Me" has left the building.
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Jaime Pressly Flaunts Bikini ... and New Man
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This story has something for everybody -- hot girl in a tiny bikini ... and a hot guy shrouded in mystery.
TMZ obtained these scorching hot photos of "My Name is Earl" star Jaime Pressly getting really, really cozy with a unknown rebound dude in Mexico this weekend.
It's the first time Pressly's been seen out with a romantic interest since she split with baby daddy DJ Eric Cubiche back in November.
Hopefully the two of them used protection ... from the swine flu.
Beach Bums
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See whose summer bod is ready for a tan and who needs to go back in the oven to finish cooking!
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Orlando & Miranda In the Navy
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Sporting matching navy blue bathing suits, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked in each other's beauty on a yacht in Cannes.
The only thing these two lucky bastards don't have is a good tan ... yet.
Britney Goes Two-Pieces in the Bahamas
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Looking like a physically fit mother of two, a bikini-clad Britney Spears vacationed in the Bahamas with her kids and her conservator dad.
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Hayden Panettiere -- Here's the Rub
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Hayden Panettiere's rumored boyfriend, British TV personality Steve Jones, kindly helped her use some protection from the sun while she flaunted her bikini body again in Cannes yesterday.
Her National Teen Pregnancy Awareness pal Bristol Palin would be so proud.
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Paris Is Burning
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Paris Hilton is red hot ... literally.
The 28-year-old ex-con socialite singed her bones in the Caribbean, with borefriend Doug Reinhardt.
Who's the firecrotch now?
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Martin Lawrence -- My Sea-Doo Escaped!
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Martin Lawrence left a floater in the Pacific Ocean this weekend -- when his trusty Sea-Doo drifted away from the boat he was on and into the deep blue.
We're told while Mart-iiin and a friend were towing his water motorcycle through the choppy waters outside of Marina Del Rey, it somehow became detached and floated away.
But this story has a happy ending -- cops tell TMZ they eventually found the Sea-Doo banged up on a nearby beach, where it had learned to make fire and befriended a volleyball named Wilson.