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Slide off your loafers, light up an expensive cigar ... and prepare to have a debonair derriere discussion about Jessica Biel. It's time to get high class on that ass!

Jackie Chan attended the state dinner last night honoring Chinese President Hu Jintao ... but was he just a prop to prove President Obama has Chinese friends? TMZ investigates.

Judson "Fabio" Birza -- the "Survivor" winner dude -- cracked a beer right after walking out of jail. We'd say he was drowning his sorrows ... if he wasn't so damn happy. Limo ride probably helped.

Spider-Man geeks may have a huge problem with the new reboot -- and it has nothing to do with the fact that Tobey Maguire isn't starring in it. This time, it's location, location, location!!!

Even though scissor locks are legal moves in the UFC -- there will be no chick fighters doing 'em ... ever. Let's get it on!! The debate, that is.

Sandra Bullock and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee have more than Jesse James in common -- because now they both enjoy a little bang in their lives. Might be time for a new 'do, Sandy.

If you thought Snooki's mug shot was awesome -- finally getting to see everything that led up to her boozy arrest six months ago was even better. Ah ... those fuzzy, fuzzy memories.

Justin Bieber's rendezvous with Selena Gomez was not on a yacht after all -- it was in a seriously pimped out mansion ... and there might be a really good reason why they picked a pad in St. Lucia.

Jesse James and Kat Von D are sooo last week -- because the hot new cuddly couple is that bitch Cinnabun and some French dude. Deets!

A mere three months ago, Capri Anderson was the XXX apple of Charlie Sheen's eye ... but now she's just a fling of the past. If not for that missing watch, who knows what could've been?

If Frank Sinatra were alive today -- he'd have more than a few regrets about Harvey's attempt to sing "My Way" during TMZ Live. Adjust your speakers accordingly.

Stephanie Seymour's kid took a ton of heat for his recent beach romp with Mom -- so now he's firing back with an explanation ... and no it's not, "Hey, she's a supermodel!"

Charlie Sheen wasn't satisfied with a porn star -- so he threw in a bomb ... Michelle "Bombshell" McGee!! Okay, Charlie's Vegas weekend is now certified FREAKY.

Two things were clear when we heard Jay-Z invested in a wings joint. First ... we're hungry. Second ... someone better drop a hot track in the name of hot wings. Grab yo' wet naps, bitches!!!

Charlie Sheen's night with porn star Bree Olson was either an epic party or the seventh sign of his personal apocalypse -- and since "Bombshell" McGee was involved ... apocalypse takes the lead!

"Dr. 90210" Robert Rey ain't afraid to get his hands dirty -- because dude bleaches a-holes like it's going out of style ... even though it's not ... thanks to porn.