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While Hurricane Sandy was wrecking the Jersey shore ... Pauly D was spinning in Las Vegas for 2 smoking hot kissing chicks -- which is awesome for Pauly AND math geeks!! We'll explain.

WARNING: Be careful what you Google.

Three insanely hot Brazilian triplets called T-Rio (pictured above) sent our newsroom on a Google image hunt -- only to uncover another set of naked triplets ... with slightly different equipment.

Ya can't blame a deer for wanting to work its tan on a ritzy Hawaiian beach ... and do some body surfing -- but it's gotta learn to keep the noise down. Rich folk have sensitive ears.

Deryck Whibley tried to drop a Halloween insult on his ex-wife Avril Lavigne -- but ended up getting verbally slayed by Chad Kroeger ... which is about as humiliating as knowing the lyrics to "Photograph."

Halloween ain't just for kids and sluts ... just ask actress Angelique Cabral's poor dog -- which, like millions of other pets -- has a bad case of costume-shame.

President Obama was blindsided by the one question that could change the outcome of the election, turn the course of history ... and bring about world peace, once and for all!! No pressure.

Katy Perry's being very mysterious about who she's backing for president -- but with the aid of some very scientific polling formulas we've narrowed it to 2 options. We know ... genius.

Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria proved the old adage it's never one person's fault when a couple breaks up -- instead, there are 53 people to blame ... and they all have J-E-T-S on their helmets!

Ben Affleck did something that shocked us -- even more than "Gigli" -- but, more importantly, he opened the door for everyone in the TMZ newsroom to get some sweet revenge ... on Harv!

Pop quiz: Should we breakdown Lakers preseason hoops with Pau Gasol -- or talk wedding disasters with Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake? When in doubt ... try doing both!

Jaleel White's swimmers already took a gold medal -- yep, he's got a kid -- but for anyone else looking to keep the fleet at full force, or even make cutbacks ... start taking notes. Sperm school is in!

Christian Louboutin was willing to give up the secret behind his shoes' famous red soles -- as long as our guy didn't mention 2 little words: Martha and Stewart. Shoe beef, man ... it's no joke.

Heidi Klum has some choice words for her ex, Seal -- and you can see 'em all over her chest (like you weren't looking). Yes, it's Harv's not-so-crazy-relatively-speaking ... Heidi tees theory.

Christina Aguilera has the chance to pump up a dating site that caters to BBWs ... and the men who love 'em -- all she's gotta do is accept one really, really BIG offer.

Rock legend David Bowie is either doing his best everyday Joe impression -- or the guy who couldn't catch a cab to save his life just looks exactly like him. We're 100% sure that we're 100% unsure. Kidding ... sort of.