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Someone falling down is never funny… unless it’s someone falling down while running in a pack of crazed girls trying to catch Justin Bieber’s car. Then it’s pretty funny.

Also funny: the fan in a "Terminator 2" styled sprint to catch the Biebermobile ... who almost catches it!

24 hours after T.I.'s showdown with the LAPD officers, something new is making him angry -- snitches!! Or as he describes it ... anyone who records stuff.

So, basically everyone from journalists to parents suffering through a kid's recital ... just made T.I.'s s***list.

Joe Jonas made a spontaneous endorsement for a fan’s high school presidential campaign ... which put her over the top on election day!

Now, the hot topic is whether JJ's endorsement constitutes tampering.

Bonus question: High school kids still know who Joe Jonas is?

Michelle Rodriguez needs to keep a better eye on her rmodel GF 'cause Cara Delevingne was caught holding hands with Sienna Miller!

Yeah, we know Sienna’s not a lesbian ... but she does have history with not-so-available people.

Kim Kardashian jetted off to Paris to get ready for her upcoming wedding to Kanye West ... and when she landed photogs got a giant surprise ... in the shape of Serena Williams' bubble butt.

Serena and Kim hooked up for the Greatest (Ass) Show on Earth ... oh, and also because S-Dub’s probably a bridesmaid.

Tyga decided to go HUGE for his latest music video -- hiring a 45-year old elephant for a cameo ... which was a great idea up until she peed and turned Hollywood into Niagara Falls.

But when working with animals ya gotta remember -- #1 is only half as bad as #2!

We’ve SEEN Justin Bieber with sizzurp, but we’ve never heard him sing about it ... until now! Who knew the perfect metaphor for love was sitting at the bottom of a styrofoam double cup?

The answer is absolutely no one. Except Bieber -- such a romantic.

Young man ... Donald Sterling's racist rant pissed off one of the Village People so much ... "YMCA" is now forbidden fruit for the Clippers.

Even more shocking -- that news came from the WIFE of a Village person! Yes, we said wife.

George Clooney tried like hell to keep his engagement to Amal Alamuddinhush hush -- and damn near pulled it off ... Amal's law firm got involved and blabbed to the world.

Here’s a tip future Mrs. Clooney -- Mr. Clooney likes his privacy. So… shhh!!!

Chanel West Coast from MTV’s ‘Ridiculousness’ gave us some freestyle rhymes that were so tight ... we almost overlooked her pretend bodyguard getting really, really knocked out.

But you gotta see C-Dubs' reaction ... it is awesome and hysterical! She's definitely gonna need a new bodyguard though.

Kellan Lutz stopped by a zoo in England to put on a show for the gorillas -- and best we can figure ... he's looking for a severe primate beating or some unwanted ape love.

Neither seems like a great option.

Romeo’s dad Master P is in the middle of a nasty divorce -- and now Romeo's siding with his old man ... by ripping mom, Sonya Miller's parenting.

How should Sonya respond? Extreme violence has been suggested by at least one mother -- though we don't endorse or recommend it.

So, a renowned cardiologist walks into a strip club ... and drops $135,000 on lap dances!!!
Yeah, it's not a joke -- Dr. Zyad Younan's getting sued for refusing to pay the AMEX tab he ran up at Scores in NYC.

Just a thought, doc -- maybe leave home without the card a few times ... especially on crazy strip-athon nights.

Party's over for Justin Bieber, Soulja Boy and a bunch of hip hop stars who love sizzurp -- aka lean, aka codeine cough syrup -- because their brand of choice is getting pulled from pharmacies.

But before JB cries in his double-cup, he should know ... this whole mess is probably his fault.

Tori Spelling’s husband, Dean McDermott, announced to the world that she’s a terrible lay.-- and he did it their reality show.

Of course, he was trying to explain why he CHEATED -- so, they're both terrible ... at different things.

Jason Derulo got an earful about undersized junk ... because, for some reason, our camera guy had the upcoming (barely) "Smallest Penis Contest" on the brain.

Seems like a total no-win situation, but Jason gave it a shot. The convo ... not the contest!