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Kylie Jenner turned 17 and celebrated in true Kardashian style with a genital-themed cake, much older men, and guys offering her bottles of liquor.

Did we mention the dong cake? KJ's big sisters must be so proud.

Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine's gas gauge hit zero 'E' as he was cruising the Sunset Strip -- leaving him in desperate need of a lift … or a gallon of gas.

Pretty embarrassing, but at least his hot new wife wasn't there -- cause THAT would've been sooo humiliating for Ad--ahhh … never mind.

“Antiques Roadshow” host Mark Walberg is constantly getting mistaken for some other really hot famous guy -- who happens to go by a similar name.

Look, THIS Mark Walberg might not have huge movie roles, but then again the other guy doesn't have … "Temptation Island."

Hot new pop star Jake Miller gets all his singing, rapping, teen sensationing powers from one place … Super Cuts!! Or at least that's what he claims on TV.

So, is it true? We put it to the test in Times Square where things got really hairy … get it, 'cause ... never mind. Watch the story.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are buying a 3.5 acre estate in Calabasas with two pools and a vineyard -- but what the place really needs is an ADDS … Anti-Drone Defense System!!

Take it from Kanye -- baby North is gonna need the protection when drones start raining out of the sky. The future is inevitable!

Ryan Kwanten is done filming the last season of “True Blood” … which means he's got plenty of time to hang out at the beach ... shirtless and flashing his incredible abs, pecs, arms, and everything else.

If his resume is half as good as his body, he won’t be unemployed for very long.

Even as Nicole Murphy suspected Michael Strahan was cheating -- new pics reveal she was getting cozy with former NBA star Jimmy Jackson in Puerto Rico … which is awful. Until you take a closer look at JJ.

Damn! Hard to blame a girl … unless your name is Michael Strahan.

Got a crying baby … get Katy Perry! Her hit, "Dark Horse" turns out to be a highly effective lullaby … or at least it was for the toddler melting down in a viral video that even Katy herself noticed.

Watch how the song makes a cute kid instantly act like a happy drunk girl … in full-on club mode.

Bill Nye the Science Guy and Robert Picardo, the Doctor from "Star Trek Voyager", have been pals for years … but now Robert’s estranged wife is accusing them of being more than just BFFs.

She thinks they're boldly going where neither has gone before.

Auntie Fee is the hottest new thing on the cooking scene … because the woman affectionately known as Chef Sista Girl whips up some seriously unique dishes.

You know you ain't ever had a little ole punk ass cinnamon roll! So watch, learn … and please, don't ask any stupid questions!

Kim K's pal Brittny Gastineau put on an absolute clinic at her hotel in Miami -- taking "camera whoring" to all new lows.

And even though her desperate striptease at the bar failed to draw the kind of attention she wanted -- it was still hysterical to watch Brittny in action … from a distance.

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez got so hot and heavy while making out in a packed Ibiza nightclub that some of us are starting to believe this romance is real.

But real good or real bad (for post-rehab Zac) -- depends on who ya ask.

Got a ton of celebs looking for someplace to party? Yacht a problem! Just do what One Direction's Liam Payne, Chris Brown, Zac Efron, Jared Leto and Michelle Rodriguez are doing -- and get on a boat!

Sexy high seas adventures await -- but only if you're smoking hot or filthy rich, of course.

The parade of blood, guts, and 'C' list cameos known as 'Sharknado 2' was such a huge hit that Tara Reid says she's down for another sequel ... which is perfect! We've already got a rough draft -- "Sharknado 3: Is That a Hammerhead in Your Pocket, Or ..."

It's a VERY rough draft.

Chris Brown is enjoying life again as a totally free man ... who is also totally free of abs. Turns out not EVERY guy who does time, comes out looking diesel. Why?

It's kinda like real estate -- location, location, location! We should explain.