Usher Sex Tape Hot Seller ... Out of Africa?

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Usher and his ex-wife starred in their own sex tape -- which, like all sex tapes, was eventually stolen right out of his car. Now, a seller is shopping the ill-gotten homemade porn, but we've got a feeling this footage is headed to the land of Cleopatra and Simba.

Oh, and Ebola too.

Nicki Minaj How Can You Nazi? My New BF is Jewish!!

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Nicki Minaj took some heat for her new music video that looked kinda Nazi-ish, but now she has PROOF she actually loves the Jews ... because she's dating one!

Not only that ... she says HE came up with imagery in the controversial video! Way to throw him under the Nazi bus, Nicki.

Big Bank Hank Tribute Women Fight for His Delight ... in Heaven Now

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We have no doubt Sugarhill Gang rapper Big Bank Hank is still shocking the house for the young ladies. Only difference is ... he's got God on the ones and twos now.

Our man Hank died at the age of 57, but "Rapper's Delight" lives on -- because he can rock a party 'til the early light!

Beyonce My Ass, Hips & Thighs Are For Real ... Honestly

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Beyonce apparently got the incredibly wrong idea that anyone of us here on Mother Earth ... think her ass is a problem.

Bey, we all LOVE your ass -- it's all the Photoshopping you do to your ass, and other body parts, that pisses us off. Big difference. Huge.

Ben Affleck's Junk No Big Deal ... To Matt Damon, Anyway

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Most of us had to pay to get a tiny glimpse of Ben Affleck's weiner in "Gone Girl" ... but his best buddy Matt Damon got to see it for free ... and many times, according to him.

Why exactly he's seen it that often, we're not sure, but one thing's for sure -- Matt seems unimpressed.

Drunk Lady Fights Pay Your Own Bar Tab, Bitch!

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Celeb hot spot Mastro's Steakhouse hosted an epic street fight between 2 women arguing over an unpaid bar tab -- which sadly was NOT the most embarrassing part of their evening.

The real shaming came when a boob got loose, a high heel busted, and a sprint started down a Bev Hills street. Fun!

'Walking Dead' Star Cannibal Scenes Are Delicious

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Chad Coleman, who plays the ass kicking zombie killer Tyreese on "The Walking Dead" revealed the secret human flesh substitute they used while filming a scene about cannibalism.

Chad seems to like it, but vegan actors? Well, they're on their own!

NOFX Punk Fans Step Up to Get Beat Down

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NOFX lead singer Fat Mike was the professor ... an overzealous fan was the student ... and the lesson was pain. SERIOUS PAIN!

Anyone else need to know what happens when you bum rush your favorite punk rock band? Pay close attention to this awesome video!!

Prez Obama Hey, Michael Jordan ... This Is How You Talk Trash

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President Obama finally fired back at Michael Jordan for calling him a “sh**ty golfer."

Based on the President's awesome comeback -- we feel safe to say Barack won the back 9.

Khloe & French Back on Their Grind

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Khloe Kardashian and French Montana got their naughty bits together again as she grinded all over him at her sister’s 19th birthday party ... making it clear they're reuniting.

Oh, and the birthday girl -- Kendall Jenner -- got a lesson in crime and punishment! Yeah, we're talking about a stripper cop.

Orange Is the New Black Actress vs. Preacher In Crazy Train Showdown

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“Orange is the New Black” star Lea DeLaria went off on a religious fanatic on an NYC subway -- and the woman known as Big Boo got really loud about it.

But beyond the yelling and religious debating, the biggest takeaway from this video is ... we finally learned how to get to “Sesame Street."

Chris Brown Anger Mismanagement In 'Trout Mouth Bitch' Feud

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Chris Brown upped the ante in his feud with Adrienne Bailon and Tamar Braxton from "The Real" ... when he unloaded a couple of choice nicknames on them. He maybe, possibly could've guessed they wouldn't take "trout mouth ass bitch” as a compliment.

But CB definitely should've known admitting he has NO “chill button” -- looks real bad in anger management class. Pretty much an instant "F."

Suge Knight All the Rage Before Robbery Arrest

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A pissed off Suge Knight is a very scary Suge ... as a female paparazzo found out when the rap mogul threatened to send someone to beat her "bitch" ass -- and he did it all on video.

The takeaway from this footage? Do NOT make Suge angry ... you won't like him when he's angry!

Katy Perry That's a Spicy Costume!

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Kate Hudson’s Halloween party started getting outta hand when Katy Perry showed up looking hot (flaming hot, actually) -- and went over the edge with Lily Allen's getup.

The shot she took at famed music producer Dr. Luke was neither trick nor treat ... for him -- but Kesha might be laughing.

Common Cold on Harry Potter's Rap Skills

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Common caught some of Daniel Radcliffe rapping on 'Jimmy Fallon' the other night ... and gave us his honest review. But that wasn't enough to distract some people from something else -- Common's severe lack-of-Serena-ness.

Yes, sometimes break-ups (even ancient ones) can be really hard on total strangers.

Mike Tyson I'm a Crime Fighter ... In the Cartoons

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Mike Tyson's starring in his own hilarious animated series where he hunts bad guys, sings songs, and chats up a drunk pigeon.

And all of that is way less bizarre than our own Harvard educated lawyer ... having NO clue how bird sex works!