"Idol's" Ramiele is Half a Photog Tall
We caught up with the latest "Idol" reject, Ramiele Malubay, outside of Regis' show today, and one photog knelt before her -- because he had to.
Otherwise, her eye-level would've been right around, oh, his waist-level. And that would just be awkward.
"Idol" Wannabes Gag Us with Inspiration
Classic songs have been butchered every week on "American Idol" -- and next week they are taking stabs at the ones that inspire them. Jesus take the wheel!
Until TMZ moles obtain the song list -- and we will -- we've created a song list the wannabes should consider for themselves.
David Archuleta: "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna
Kristy Lee Cook: "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Michael Johns: "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" by Rolf Harris
Brooke White: "Crybaby" by Mariah Carey
David Cook: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Jason Castro: "I Am Not My Hair" by India.Arie
Carly Smithson: "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
Syesha Mercado: "Don't Forget About Us" by Mariah Carey
Paula Abdul -- Forever Your Slurry Girl
There's so much going on in this video of Paula Abdul, that we barely know where to start. There's the tit for tat with the paps, the slurring, the wobbling, the kid grabbing - and the kicker - a real life red-headed Borat making a cameo appearance.
And all this before cocktail hour - not that Paula does cocktail hour.
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"American Idol" Contestant Hospitalized, Released
"A.I" contestant David Cook was rushed to the hospital tonight after experiencing heart palpitations and high blood pressure, and released a few hours later. His condition is still not resolved.
As we first reported, Cook was not feeling well during the day and his condition worsened after his performance. Cook was examined by show medics who determined his blood pressure was "far too high." Cook was urged to leave for the hospital during the show, but he wanted to wait it out.
After the show, Cook was driven to the hospital (not by ambulance) and treated by a private doctor to keep everything on the down low. The doctor gave Cook medication to bring his blood pressure down and he will monitored again Wednesday.
An "A.I." exec tells us Cook has been completely stressed out because his brother, who has been sick with cancer, had a setback within the last week. Earlier in the season, just before a performance, David collapsed and said he could not go on -- though he pulled it together at the last minute.
Cook's Condition Triggered by Brother's Illness
TMZ has learned what probably triggered the medical emergency with David Cook tonight.
As we first reported, Cook was taken to the hospital after his heart began palpitating and his blood pressure rose. We're told Cook, who has high blood pressure to begin with, has been under tremendous stress because his brother has been ill. We're told David's brother, who has cancer, suffered a setback within the last week, and it has really put David on the ropes.
David has been completely stressed out during the entire season. During one of the first shows, David broke down and said he couldn't perform that night -- and changed his mind at the last minute.
We're told earlier tonight, David began complaining that he did not feel well. After the performance, Cook reassured people he was OK -- but ultimately realized he needed medical help.
Story developing ...
"A.I." Contestant Cook Rushed to the Hospital
TMZ has learned that "A.I" contestant David Cook has been taken to the hospital after experiencing heart problems during tonight's show.
We're told Cook's heart was palpitating at a high rate and his blood pressure was high as well. Producers wanted him to go to the emergency room before the show ended, but David wanted to stay until it was over.
He is at the hospital now, condition unknown.
Seacrest's Knee -- Out!
As if the David Cook emergency wasn't enough, Ryan Seacrest suffered his own injury at "A.I." tonight.
Sources tell us Ryan ran into a wall and smashed his knee. He was treated with ice packs and gimped through tonight's show.
"Idol" Boobs Go Dollywood
The "Idol" wannabes will be karaokeing to their favorite Dolly Parton songs tonight. Thanks to our TMZ moles we've got the song list now. Believe it or not, no one is massacring "9 to 5"! Who do ya think will be the breast in show?!
You Decide -- Did We Go Too Far?
6:30 PM UPDATE: OK, POINT WELL TAKEN!
The TMZ newsroom is split -- half of us (like a lot of you commenters!) think the last line in the Elliott Yamin article was way out of line, the other half, well, not so much.
What do YOU think? Was it in bad taste, or just a joke? Polls close at 6:30 PM ET. Majority rules. If 51% say take it down, we will.
Mom of Former "Idol" Finalist Sings "My Way"
The mother of "American Idol" contestant Elliott Yamin died last night in Richmond, Va. She was 65.
Claudette Yamin had been hospitalized over the weekend -- so far, no cause of death revealed. She recently returned to her home in Richmond from L.A., the Richmond Times-Dispatch reported.
Yamin finished in 3rd place in 2006 on "Idol," behind Katharine McPhee and Taylor Hicks.
Cornell to Cook: "Billie Jean" Is Not Yours, Son!
Chris Cornell wants everyone to know that he really liked David Cook's rendition of "Billie Jean" on "Idol" last week -- because he did it first!
In an interview on Billboard.com, Cornell admits Cook "sang it great," but adds, "it was literally a note-for-note take on what I came up with." Step off, wannabe!
While Ryan Seacrest did give Cornell credit for the innovative cover on the show, Cook's imitation has Chris singing all the way to the bank -- Cornell's "Billie Jean" has jumped to #12 on iTunes. Sing copycats, sing!
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Simon Loves His Heinies
Simon Cowell may know a thing or two about singing, but he needs to brush up on his open alcohol container laws.
The British loudmouth left Ago last night with an open Heineken bottle in hand. Law enforcement tells us Simon could have been ticketed for illegally drinking in public. At least he wasn't Lohaning driving.
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Danny Noriega and Ross: Karaoke Nightmare!
What would you expect of an outrageous karaoke duet between "American Idol" wannabeen Danny Noriega and Ross, the forever "Tonight Show" intern? It was a gay ol' time!
Danny and Ross managed to assassinate the Joan Jett classic "I Love Rock N' Roll," while karaoking aboard Rosie O'Donnell's "R Family Vacations" cruise. Although Danny tried to put some effort into the song, Ross made the whole thing a big joke, and proudly posted it on his blog.
Happy Friday, everyone!
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Hernandez to Guarini -- Now What?
Taking career advice from the star of "From Justin to Kelly" probably isn't the best idea.
A TMZ spy was at the taping of "Idol Tonight" on the TV Guide Channel, where wannabeen David Hernandez was pumping Justin Guarini for advice during commercial breaks. Justin was overheard telling the former stripper, "The sky's the limit man, just get it while it's hot" and encouraging him to "make decisions for yourself."
If all else fails, "Idol Tonight" could always use a third "AI" reject host.
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Danny Noriega -- "Idol" Is a Drag
Fresh from Rosie O'Donnell's family cruise, "American Idol" wannabeen Danny Noriega spent Easter Sunday watching people lip-synch in drag -- and no, he wasn't on the set of a Paula Abdul video!
Danny hit up Oasis nightclub in Upland, Calif. for their weekly Drag Idol contest and posed with one of the fierce hot tranny mess contestants.
Despite looking like a Jessica Alba impersonator, Danny did not enter the competition.
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Life After "Idol" Is a Rocky Road
Season 6 "A.I." wannabeens Melinda Doolittle and Chris Richardson ('memba them?) are realizing that life post-"Idol" can be cold -- ice cream cold!
With their music careers frozen, Melinda and Chris are making ends meet by shilling ice cream as part of a Dreyer's ice cream national promotional tour -- at Vons, Stop & Shop and Winn-Dixie! "Idol" loser in aisle three!
Kristy Lee and Ramiele need not worry about their future -- somewhere there's a Safeway (or a local balloon festival, outlet mall or housing development) waiting for them!