Venezuela to Simpsons: Get Out, Gringos!

Chavez Venezuela has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air, claiming it may be inappropriate for children. Aye carumba!

Replacing the Simpson family - "Baywatch Hawaii" - a wholesome show where half naked bodyguards strut their enhanced ta-tas on the beach.

The decision was made to get rid of "The Simpsons" after several viewers complained to Venezuela's National Telecommunications Commission. Elba Guillen, a spokeswoman for Televen TV in Caracas, said showing the animated cartoon series at 11 a.m. could violate national
regulations prohibiting "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents." We're guessing Venezuela doesn't get irony.

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Nicole Eggert -- Babe Watch

The former "Charles in Charge" bad girl and "Baywatch" babe was spotted sauntering out of Koi last night -- and she was in a really spirited mood.

TMZ caught the giggly actress donating money to the dog of a man in need. Yes, the dog. Wonder what put her in such a happy mood? Nicole then happily flipped off cameras and jibber-jabbed about J.Lo's pregnancy and working on TV pilots.

It's so nice to see a together, healthy and upbeat former child star out having a good time.

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The Beach is Back

For the first time in a decade, Pam Anderson hit the Malibu shore in her legendary red "Baywatch" bathing suit yesterday, for one last bounce-a-riffic jog on the sand.

The actress flashed back to her old C.J. glory days for an upcoming DIRECTV commercial, equipped with three lifeguard-certified flotation devices.

Thankfully, the Hoff, in his famous itty-bitty red outfit, was nowhere to be seen.

Navarro: Hung Up on Safe Sex

Dave Navarro is apparently having "big" fun since his split from Carmen Electra; he was caught, er, snatching up a pack of Trojan Magnum condoms on Saturday.

The "Baywatch" babe's estranged rocker husband made a late-night stop at a Los Angeles gas station to pick up a plus-sized pack. Fill 'er up!

Whether they're just for show or actually fit, we're glad Davey's keeping it safe.

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I Just GOTTA KNOW! -- Pamela Anderson, Laguna Beach and Steven Tyler

We asked readers what they JUST GOTTA KNOW ... and went looking for the scoop. What's this "Baywatch" babe doing this time to get her point across? Where have all the "Laguna Beach" kids gone? And how has Steven Tyler of Aerosmith been since his surgery?

Check out the answers to your burning questions!

Is there something you JUST GOTTA KNOW?? Submit your question here!

Hasselhoffs -- From Unbridled Love to 'Get Your Stuff Out of the House'

David Hasselhoff and estranged wife Pamela left family court this week, trying to work out details in what has become one of the ugliest divorces in Hollywood -- a divorce laced with serious domestic violence allegations.

In court documents released Wednesday, the judge ordered the former 'Baywatch' star to "remove his personal effects from the family residence" on April 19. The order goes on: "A neutral, 3rd party is to be present at the exchange."

The judge, taking nothing for granted, ordered that the visit be "peaceable," adding, "Parties may have the exchange videotaped if they wish." The judge warned that any videos shot could not be shown without a court order. The reference is obviously designed so that neither party could leak the tape to the media.

The Hasselhoff relationship wasn't always this way. Just two years ago, the once-happy couple talked about their love for each other, but also hinted that tempers sometimes flared.

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