Teen Idol Fabian 'Memba Him?!
With several hit singles and a slew of teen flicks, Fabian became a pop icon in the '50s and '60s. Guess what he looks like now!
Who's the Guy with the Freak Arms?
Veiny, hairless and pale, can you guess which celeb ravaged the Spanish island of Formentera this weekend with arms out of Frankenstein?
Charlie's Chocolate Factory Missing an Employee
Not sure what's in that drink -- but Fashion designer Valentino is a green wig away from hanging with Willy Wonka.
If this tan is fashion sense -- orange you glad you don't have any?
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Pia Zadora 'Memba Her?!
In the early '80s, Pia Zadora became famous for starring in box office bombs like the father-daughter incest flick "Butterfly" and as an aspiring screenwriter who survives a sexual assault with a garden hose nozzle in "The Lonely Lady." Guess what she looks like now!
New Zip Code, Same Game
How does David Silver -- aka Brian Austin Green -- always manage to land such fine chicks?
Just yesterday Brian's current girlfriend, the gorgeous Megan Fox , was snapped out with Kassius (left) -- Brian's son with hottie Vanessa Marcil (top right). Before getting with Marcil, BAG dated Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen (lower right).
Not bad for a guy who up until landing a role on the "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" hadn't done much since "90210" went off the air eight years ago.
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John Mayer Is a Hard Bodied Soft Rocker
This is not your mama's adult contemporary singer!
With his newly shorn hair and tatted up muscles, John Mayer looks like he's more likely to rock at Ozzfest than serenade college chicks at Lilith Fair.
Jen Aniston does the body good.
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Hot Salmama And Child
The only person possibly more gorgeous than Salma Hayek is her 10-month-old daughter, Valentina.
Sal & Val enjoyed a day of spending mama's ex-fiancé's billions in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.
Who needs the billionaire baby daddy when you got his baby?
Bobby Ewing on 'Dallas' 'Memba Him?!
Patrick Duffy became famous for playing good guy Bobby Ewing on the classic nighttime soap, "Dallas." Guess what he looks like now!
Rock 'n Roll Keeps a Body Rockin'...Or Not
It's no secret that the lives rock stars lead can sometimes take their toll. Who's still got it goin' on and who's just gone?
Makeup Mishaps
We often criticize stars for not wearing makeup, but in this case, we take it back! Clearly these celebs need to leave the painting to the painters.
Davy Jones from The Monkees: 'Memba Him?!
In the '60s, Davy Jones became famous as the star and lead singer of "The Monkees." Guess what he looks like now!
Hollywood Old School Studs
The young bucks of Hollywood are all grown up! Some have aged like a fine wine ... others have molded like cheese. Check 'em out.
Beach Bods: The Chicks
Break out the tanning oil and string bikinis -- these Hollywood beauties are stripping down. It's going to be a hot hot summer!
StayFree Maxi Pads' Cathy Rigby 'Memba Her?!
Cathy Rigby became famous for being an Olympic gymnast, starring as Peter Pan on Broadway and shilling StayFree maxi-pads on TV in the '70s and '80s. Guess what she looks like now!
Paulina Rubio Es Muy Caliente!
With her pup in hand, curvy Mexican pop star Paulina Rubio heated up the Spanish island of Ibiza on Monday. What a sexy bitch!
The 37-year-old -- and her bikini -- are one hot little number.
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It's Britney in a Bikini, Bitch!
It appears being under her dad's care is paying off for Britney Spears' mind and body.
The conservatorship phenom hung out in Mexico with a shirtless man friend on Sunday and proved that at least some things are shaping up rather nicely.
Now that Brit's got her figure, she just needs her kids and career back, too.
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Boom Boom from "Kotter": 'Memba Him?!
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs played Sweathog Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington on the '70s TV series "Welcome Back Kotter." Guess what he looks like now!
Molly Ringwald: Pretty in Paisley?
These days, former teen star Molly Ringwald's breakfast club consists of two coffees on the run -- and a bad printed housedress.
Molly -- and her 40-year-old legs -- stopped at a Starbucks this weekend with her four-year-old daughter.
How old do you feel now?
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Teen Stars Botox Ready
Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.
Broadway's First 'Annie' 'Memba Her?!
In 1977, Andrea McArdle became famous for playing little orphan Annie in the original Broadway production of "Annie." Guess what she looks like now!
Hollywood Vampires
While some celebs are tanorexic -- we're talking to you, Cristiano Ronaldo -- others find laying out in the sun a fate worse than appearing on "Dancing with the Stars." Check out the A-listers who are a whiter shade of pale.