Kate Upton I Hate My Big Beautiful Breasts

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Kate Upton says she hates two HUGE stars in the fashion world ... no, not Chrissy Teigen and Cara Delevingne -- Kate's talking about her own boobs.

Upton told The Sun in Britain she wishes for a smaller rack everyday ... because of her love for things like going braless in a spaghetti string top and wearing small bikinis.

She adds, "Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.

Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons ... so she could take them on and off as she pleases.

Ladies, the angry mob line starts to your left.

BOB SAGET GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

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Bob Saget's looks are nothing to laugh at!

Here's the then 38-year-old "Full House" patriarch at a hockey game in Los Angeles back in 1994 (left) and 20 years later, the foul mouthed 57-year-old father of three at a book event in New York City earlier this month (right).

"Whatever happened to predictability?"

The question is...

Cher You're Never Too Old For Nipple Pasties

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67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.

Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.

As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??

Rihanna Face Down, Ass Up Bottomless

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These are the Rihanna photos you've been waiting for your whole life -- down on all fours and bottomless. BOOM GOES THE INTERNET!!!

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine ... wearing some kind of bikini top and nothing else. To make it even hotter, there was even a guy whose job it was to pour water down her back.

To everyone involved with these photos, we say to you ... take a bow.

'Morning Train' Singer SHEENA EASTON 'MEMBA HER?!

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UK singer Sheena Easton gained fame after her song "9-5" -- which was renamed to "Morning Train" to avoid confusion with the Dolly Parton song -- hit #1 on the US billboard charts. Guess what she looks like now!

Guess Who This MINI MODEL TURNED INTO!

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Before this blonde baby turned into the world's most sought after model she was just another little lady posing for a family photo in London, England. Can you guess who she is?

'McSteamy' Eric Dane Grays Anatomy

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Move over Anderson Cooper -- "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane (aka McSteamy) upped his silver fox game to a new level this week in Mexico -- rocking the hair of a man twice his age ... and the body of a man half his age.

41-year-old Dane and his 42-year-old wife Rebecca Gayheart were photographed as a twosome Tuesday -- looking hot in their pool gear -- and Dane's hair is whiter than ever.

It's true ... age really is just a number.

Guess Who This SILLY LITTLE GIRL TURNED INTO!

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Before this grinning little girl was turning heads in Hollywood she was just another banged little lady smiling for a family photo. Can you guess who she is?

'90s R&B Singer Jon B. 'MEMBA HIM?!

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With his silky smooth vocals and perfectly manscaped facial hair artist Jon B. crooned his way to the forefront of the awkward '90s R&B scene. Guess what he looks like now!

Coach Lubbock in "Just The Ten Of Us" 'MEMBA HIM?!

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Bill Kirchenbauer played the father of eight Coach Graham T. Lubbock in the short lived '80s family comedy "Just the Ten of Us." Guess what he looks like now!

Britney Spears Fashion Renegade

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Some people glam it up for a trip to LAX, knowing paparazzi will be there ready to snap their photo.

Britney Spears is not one of those people.

It's her prerogative.