Celebrity Boobs

Kim Kardashian threw the armed services a few curves last night ... by rockin' a sultry form fitting dress to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina.

Doing what she can for her country, Kim accompanied a very lucky Sgt. Martin Gardiner to the annual prestigious formal gala.

Looks like Kim was the one who ordered the code red.

Courtney Stodden will NOT be flaunting her suspiciously perky 18-year-old breasts at a pole dancing performance next week -- because the gay club that booked her ... just dropped her like a hot potato.

Courtney's people tell TMZ, it's unclear why her performance was abruptly canceled -- but they believe the higher ups who own the place pulled the plug on her out of "fear" ... whatever that means.

Courtney had been scheduled to ride the pole at the famous Abbey in West Hollywood the night before Thanksgiving.

Don't be too disappointed -- Courtney wasn't planning to bare her ta-tas for the show anyway ... she's holding out for a much bigger paycheck to do that.

A rep for SBE -- the company that owns the Abbey -- had no comment.

Teen bride Courtney Stodden decided to show off something besides her boobs -- namely her mother ... who is actually PROUD of Courtney's, umm ... accomplishments?

Former reality trainwreck Heidi Montag took a break from living in obscurity to wash up on the beach with all her augmented fake body parts in a skimpy red bikini in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

The 26-year-old former "The Hills" star -- who infamously had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one single day back in 2009 -- did some of her best acting while hamming it up for the cameras on the sand.

Who: 3 random, but very hot chicks.
Where: Hollywood
When: Halloween
What: Engage them in intelligent conversa--just kidding ... we're gonna show sexy montages!
Why: The hell not?

Boom. Journalism, dude.

This is Nicole Trunfio ... and she's the only famous person we could find today who's in a bikini.

In case you don't know who she is ... Nicole is an Australian-born fashion model who's worked for Victoria's Secret, Chanel, Vogue ... you get the idea.

We really didn't know who she was either ... so we went to her website ... and were greeted with a video that contains partial nudity.

So, if you don't like partial nudity, you should definitely NOT go to her website ... NicoleTrunfio.net.

Khloe Kardashian's boobs stole the show on "X Factor" last night ... this according to Simon Cowell who said he was so distracted by KK's tatas ... he could barely focus.

During Khloe's debut episode as a co-host -- along with Mario Lopez -- it became very apparent that KK wasn't wearing a bra underneath her extremely sheer top.

At one point, Simon pointed out that Khloe was pointing out ... saying, "May I say Khloe, you're looking very sexy tonight ... I think the air conditioning is on high."

Khloe shot back, "You love it" ... Simon, "It's very distracting."

If there was one bright spot in the chaos of Hurricane Sandy ... it was the strength and resolve of Coco Austin ... who braved rain and winds to make sure the masses would still get the opportunity to ogle her breasts.

Coco played the role of weather girl last night ... giving a play-by-play of the storm from her balcony in New Jersey.

Like a true pro, Coco stayed focused ... and refused to let the wind blow her jacket over her boobs during her report.

Dolly Parton is gonna be a NAUGHTY girl this Halloween ... and she's not afraid to admit it.

Parton was having dinner at Matteo's in L.A. last night ... when she told us she had picked up a sexy costume at the famous Trashy Lingerie shop earlier this week ... and it sounds like it's gonna be AWESOME.

"We have fun at Halloween," Parton told us ... and as she grabbed her legendary boobs, she added, "I have two pumpkins ... that's all I care about."

God we love you.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's eldest daughter, Rumer Willis, showed off her A-list genetics by flashing her smokin' hot bod in a black bikini in Cancun this weekend.

Another member of Hollywood royalty has gone two pieces.

In just a matter of hours, Khloe Kardashian went from a makeup-free natural woman to a polished and shellacked glowing orange babe in Miami.

Early on Wednesday, the sleepy and blemished 28-year-old soon-to-be "X Factor" host was spotted au naturel heading to the gym ... but just a little while later Kim's little sis was almost unrecognizable.

Her transformation -- refurbished weave, spray tanned skin, and the girls pushed up and into a form fitting strapless dress -- was nothing short of awesome.

Christina Aguilera's massive boobs and Hillary Clinton's steely gaze proved once and for all that NO ONE -- male or female -- can ignore boobs on a platter! Well played, Madam Secretary.

Hillary Clinton is clearly impressed with Christina Aguilera.

The two got together at the 2012 George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony in Washington D.C. on Wednesday for their work in helping feed starving children throughout the world.

Clearly, Christina has what it takes to make sure no child ever goes hungry.

Coming up on the main stage ... Heeeeeeeidiiiiiiii Montag!!

TMZ has learned ... The former MTV reality star has struck a $25,000 deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19 ... but there's a pretty big catch.

Montag -- and her G-cup boobs -- will not be getting naked. So, patrons will only get a chance to throw money at giant unfamous boobs that night.

Montag was only hired to host the club's 3rd Year Anniversary Party.

Sources at the club tell us ... Spencer will accompany Heidi to the gentlemen's establishment.

Mario Lopez's 2-week wife Ali Landry is an expert on her knees, easily keeping her balance during a smoking hot paddle boarding session in Hawaii earlier today.

In case you forgot, Mario and Ali were married on April 24th, 2004. Their marriage was annulled two weeks later.

She's no stranger to weird get-ups, but "Tik Tok" singer Ke$ha took it up a sexy notch by wearing some sorta revealing leather one-legged bathing suit type thing on the set of her "Die Young" music video in L.A. on Wednesday.