Aretha Gets No Respect from Her Stylists

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Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin turned up at the Kennedy Center Honors in D.C. on Sunday, wearing the curtains from the White House music room!

Sporting "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" makeup, the 65-year-old living legend was draped in an unnatural amount of yellow fabric!

Say a little prayer!

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Nurse! Major Fashion Disasters!

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Hopefully, some of the following stars can blame their terrible fashion choices on their stylists. But for those who actually picked out these outfits themselves -- the fashion Gods showed no mercy.

The Burtons Haunt London

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Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter slithered away from Cipriani restaurant in London, where it looks like they had quite a dinner with Johnny Depp. It seems the "Edward Scissorhands" director hurt his fingers while trying to help Helena comb her hair.

Miss Carter, seen here in the Charles Dickens Maternity Line, is expecting the couple's second child.

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Donatella: Vagilicioso

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Italian platinum blonde furry fashion princess Donatella Versace showed off her satiny, wrinkled iron lady curtain at a Moscow cocktail party on Monday.

Although snapped smoke-free, the taut 52-year-old tanned leatherish designer has been known to enjoy a cigarette or three. Camels.

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WHYnonna?!

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Country music sensation Wynonna Judd loves the red carpet so much -- she decided to wear one!

The 43-year-old diva performed at the necro-famous Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida on Monday, looking like the upholstery at the Mustang Ranch.

In March, Wynonna filed for divorce from her husband, D.R. Roach, who a week earlier had been charged with child sex abuse. Sounds like a country hit in the making!

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Happy Birthday, Brassiere!

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And the breast supporting actress award goes to ... the bra! The term "brassiere" was coined 100 years ago by Vogue. This anniversary gives us a lame excuse to take a titillating look at girls in bras -- and the burden the bra bears.

Here's TMZ's supportive homage to some of our bosom buddies, and the wonder that is the bra. It's off the hook!

Fashion Horror at LAX

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Debra Messing landed at LAX -- in this voluminous coral parachute shmata and head scarf, looking like a Tel Aviv kibbutz farmhand. Oy.

Son Roman, 3, held his blanky to comfort him from the disbelieving stares of passersby. This is Debra's second appearance in a hideous tent dress. The phrase "I'll take one in each color" should never pass her lips.

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Oksana Baiul's Fashion Chernobyl

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Ukrainian figure-skating sensation Oksana Baiul has suffered a style meltdown!

Dressed ready for nuclear winter, the 30-year-old Olympic gold medalist was snapped in NYC on Saturday -- looking like the illegitimate spawn of a nouveau riche Moscow streetwalker and Grimace!

The entire ramifications from the fallout of this disaster are unknown, but persons nearby already experienced nausea.

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Cock-a-Doodle Coolio

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Rapper Coolio was spotted over the weekend at Los Angeles airport, doing his best rooster impression, taking rap bad fashion to an entirely new level ... probably coach.

Just like the rest of the non bird-coiffed population, Coolio had to flash some ID before continuing on his fantastic voyage. Look up in the sky, it's a bird -- nah, it's just Coolio.

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Jerry Hall 'Memba Her?!

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In the '70s, Jerry Hall rocked the runways as a fashion model. In the '80s, she rocked Mick Jagger and had four of his children. Guess what she looks like now!

Diddy in Fur Drag

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Music/fashion mogul Diddy was spotted in the West Village on Tuesday -- wearing Lil' Kim's coat!

Decked out in hideous feminine roadkill, let's hope the 38-year-old wasn't wearing one of his raccoon dog fur-trimmed coats that Macy's had to pull from their racks last year! Arf!

After he ties his boots, Diddy needs to flush this look down the Sean john!

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Tara Reid: Poshtitute Soprano

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Former star Terror Tara Reid walked the streets of Vancouver on Tuesday, dressed like the bastard love child of a high-priced call girl and a New Jersey goomba. Fuhgeddaboudit!

Sporting a glazed look and an updo, the 32-year-old reformed party girl-turned-nothing's fashion trilogy of terror consisted of a fur coat, Garden State approved track suit and a pair of 2003 Ugg boots. Someone got dressed alone in the dark!

Bye, bye Miss American Pie.

Chaka Khan: We Feel for You

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Ain't nobody like Chaka Khan!

The divalicious 54-year-old legend surfaced at LAX on Monday, sporting a gorgeous purple weave, a slimming black travel ensemble of oversized shirt and leggings, and a pair of rainbow colored lunar Uggs. La da di, la da da!

Tell me something good about this look!

Mankini Washes Up on Shore

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Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.

The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.

Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."

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Venus Williams: Oh Man!

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Female tennis champ Venus Williams showed off her Zac Efron shag at a global gender equality ad campaign launch in Madrid on Wednesday. For the love of Martina Navratilova!

The 27-year-old Williams sister is the reigning Wimbledon Women's Singles champ, and was instrumental in convincing the World Tennis Association to finally pay female players the same as male players. You go, girl!

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Girls Just Want to Have a Decent Outfit

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That's not a long lost Dixie Chick, it's Cyndi Lauper!

The ageless 54-year-old '80s pop star she-bopped into a NYC gala on Monday, dressed in a Shakespearean blazer, Hannah Montana plaid knickers and a torturous pair of orthopedic lace-up boots, last seen in a Wild West bordello.

She's so unusual!

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