Ricky Hatton Is a Knockout

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Looking like Janice Dickinson after her weekly touch-up, light-welterweight boxing champ Ricky Hatton -- and his busted face -- celebrated his win over Juan Lazcano on Saturday in Manchester, England.

He's so bloody hot.

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Andy's Dick Friend Explodes

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An obliterated Andy Dick and his friend got denied from Hyde last night hardcore -- and his friend took it out on any and everyone nearby.

Though Dick stumbled away from the scene and hopped into a stranger's truck at Chevron, his bud came looking for him and got into it with a random girl in the parking lot -- but it didn't end there.

Andy eventually returned and told his friend to "take the camera!" from our photog. That's when things got real messy.

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Suge's Knockout Kid is a Wanted Man

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It's not just Suge Knight looking to find the guy who knocked him out last week, turns out the cops are after him too!

TMZ was in L.A. County Superior Court moments ago when the judge issued a bench warrant for Johnny Deathwish, er, Guy Who Doesn't Want His Name Out There, after he blew off his date with the judge over misdemeanor driving without a license charges.

Now, GWDWHNOT will have to face off with an even badder man than Suge -- Judge Michael T. Sauer -- the same guy who threw the book at Paris Hilton and tossed her in jail for 45 days.

Star: If I Punched Every Bitch Who Called Me Fat...

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Star Jones has gone from working with four bitches to eight. Pop off!

The former Mrs. Al Reynolds hosted the reunion of trashtastic reality show "The Bad Girls Club" last night and admitted there'd be a trail of dead bodies if she "punched every bitch who called her fat." Does Babwa make that list?

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Jesse Metcalfe Knows What it's Like to be Fisted

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Who better to ask about the Suge Knight knockout than the last celeb to eat fist outside of Dolce -- Jesse Metcalfe.

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Mams Will Knock a Brother Out For Suge

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Even though Suge Knight is the size of five Jesse Metcalfes, Mams Taylor is just delusional enough to take him on ... for a price.

Anything to stay relevant.

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Suge's KO Artist -- Show Me the $$$

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If someone wants to pay the guy who knocked out Suge Knight $1 mil to fight him for real in Vegas -- like TMZ reported -- he'll take it.

He may be crazy for fighting Suge, but he ain't stupid.

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Frenchie to Shauna: Hit Me Baby One More Time!

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Shauna Sand's estranged husband Romain Chavent didn't show for a court hearing this morning to discuss his bid for a temporary restraining order against the former Playmate. He should have, but because he didn't, his case was dismissed.

In the handwritten request for the TRO, Chavent says Shauna abused him on several occasions and told him she was going to "ruin [his] life." He also claims she "tried to take out my ring [sic] out of my finger" on one occasion, began to "shake me and grab my arm violently" in another confrontation and then "hit me" and "scratched my back," in another instance.

We're not sure why Chavent was MIA today. He filed for divorce from Shauna last month, citing irreconcilable differences. Or maybe he was pissed that her lucite heel collection had taken over his closet.

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Suge Gets a Chance to Win Back His Manhood?

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Suge Knight might get his rematch against the guy who knocked him out in one punch -- and it'll all go down in Las Vegas.

TMZ has learned that several Las Vegas promoters -- including Jeff Beacher of Beacher's Madhouse -- have invited Suge Knight and the guy who knocked him out to face up in a bare-knuckled cage match. If all goes to plan, the fight would go down on New Year's Eve and the winner would receive a cool million bucks.

Word is they have sent Suge Knight a letter to extend the invitation -- but they can't find the anonymous barber who delivered the punch.

Rampage on Suge: Was He Drunk?

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Most stars are afraid to talk smack about Suge Knight's one-punch knockout. Rampage Jackson, the UFC Light Heavyweight champion, is not most stars.

Wave goodbye to Rampage.

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Suge's Most Wanted!

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TMZ has obtained the photos of the man who says he laid the punch heard 'round Los Angeles!

The brawler, who owns a barbershop in L.A., tells us he was playfully arguing with a friend outside the club about money when Suge, who's also friends with the man, misunderstood and thought it was serious. He stepped up to defend his boy -- and that's when the altercation took place. He also says reports he had a weapon are untrue.

Get this -- the barber (he didn't want us to use his name) is only 5'10" and weighs 173 lbs. Suge stands 6'3" and tips the scales at 315 lbs. Dayum!

The Pics Suge Would Kill For!

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TMZ has obtained new pictures from the Saturday night smackdown that laid Suge Knight out. A sight to behold -- the most feared guy in L.A. knocked out colder than Vanilla Ice.

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Suge: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

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How many people does it take to carry Suge Knight to his car after he's been laid out?

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Bloody Saturday for Suge

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TMZ has obtained photos of Suge Knight, minutes after someone knocked him out cold at a Hollywood club.

As we first reported, Suge was at Shag nightclub when he began arguing with a man he had been talking with. Our spy overheard Suge say, "I want my money!" Suge and his peeps beat the guy to the ground, but the man landed a right hook on Suge's face, knocking him out for around three minutes.

We obtained these photos of a bloody Suge just after the incident.

Suge was taken to the hospital where LAPD officers arrived, but he refused to file a report.

Suge to LAPD: I'll Handle My Own Ass Kicking

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Law enforcement sources tell TMZ after Suge Knight was knocked out at a club last night, he refused to deal with cops.

As we first reported, Suge and his peeps beat up a guy at an L.A. club last night, but the victim landed a punch that caused Suge to go Knighty night. We're told after Suge was taken into a nearby SUV, a woman got in the driver's seat, pulled forward and hit a car, then put it in reverse and hit another car. She was taken from the car by security, and someone else drove Suge away from the scene.

Suge was taken to a hospital, and LAPD officers arrived shortly thereafter, but Suge was uncooperative and refused to file a police report.

Wonder if it had to do with the "money deal" that apparently triggered the fight.

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Suge Knocked the Hell Out!

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How the mighty have fallen -- literally! Suge Knight was hit so hard by a man last night, he lost consciousness.

LOCATION:
Shag nightclub in Hollywood.

LOWDOWN: A TMZ source was there last night, and witnessed Suge talking to a guy -- and the convo was friendly enough at first. Then it turned. Suge shouted, "I want my money!" Suge then rushed the guy with the help of his posse, and began hitting and kicking him. Get this -- during the fight, Suge put a random guy in a headlock, demanding his cellphone.

THE KNOCKOUT: People outside the club broke up the fight, and as the beatee got up, he landed a right hook to Suge's face, knocking him out cold. We're told Knight was out for nearly three minutes. His peeps then rushed him into a nearby SUV. BTW, after Suge woke up, he began yelling for the phone he had just taken from the random guy.

Just another night in H-Wood, folks.