Jessica Simpson -- Rebounding is a B*tch
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Right after she broke up with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo last weekend, Jessica Simpson was already moving on with her life -- and her lips.
FYI -- we're told the two only met just a few minutes before this photo was taken.
Two Men Walk into a Bar ...
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These guys wanted to go to the hottest Bar in town ... and boy did they find it.
Bar Refaeli partied in the VIP room of a club in St. Tropez and instantly made all other women invisible.
The Ugly Truth: None of you have a chance in hell with her.
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Jon Gosselin Plus Date -- a Lohan!!
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Jon Gosselin's GF Hailey Glassman may be trouble, but she's nothing compared to his date last night in the Hamptons -- Michael Lohan.
The Ugly Truth: Nothing like two guys bonding over the exploitation of their kids.
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Jay-Z Adjusts ... to Married Life
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With one arm around his wife and the other down his pants, Jay-Z strolled down a NYC street with Beyonce on Tuesday.
The Ugly Truth:: Being handy isn't always a good thing.
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Jennifer Aniston -- Catch and Release
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Jennifer Aniston knows how to assume the position.
Her left hand caressing the midsection ... her right firmly planted above the waist ... Jennifer Aniston marks her territory with Gerard Butler (2009) and Brad Pitt (2005).
There's a buzz Butler and Jen hooked up during the shooting of their current movie.
BTW ... Brad and Jen announced their break up the day after the pic on the right was taken.
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A-Rod & Kate Plus Date
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With dating rumors at a fever pitch, Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson were spotted together in Beverly Hills this weekend.
The Ugly Truth: The Yankees lost all three games against the L.A. Angels this weekend.
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Haley Joel's Relationship Goes Down the Tube
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Haley Joel Osment is all growed up now -- the 21-year-old was chatting up a pretty little lady on the subway in New York the other day.
The Ugly Truth:: He's safer riding the train than driving.
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Jon Gosselin on Vacay with Girlfriend
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Jon Gosselin was photographed earlier today in St. Tropez, holding hands with his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman.
Kate Gosselin Is a Catch
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It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.
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*Not actually Kate Gosselin, but damn is that weave convincing.
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Ashton & Demi -- Married with Abs
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Married almost four years, Ashton Kutcher, 31, and Demi Moore, 46, still have the toned and taut physiques of college kids on spring break.
The Ugly Truth:: Most people's bods go downhill after getting hitched.
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Alan Thicke in G4Some
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That's not Mrs. Seaver!
Married "Growing Pains" star Alan Thicke got some lip service from "Attack of the Show" host/Playboy cover girl Olivia Munn while taping their 1,000th episode -- which airs Thursday on G4.
As long as they got each other.
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Gary Dourdan -- Mouth-to-Mouth Infatuation
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Former "CSI" star Gary Dourdan nearly sucked the life out of his girlfriend Maria del Alamo in Ibiza, Spain the other day.
The Ugly Truth: She's not pressing charges.
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Missing Guv Hooked Up With Lover in Argentina
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The Republican Governor of South Carolina just confirmed everyone's suspicions -- he went missing for five days because he was not-so-secretly cheating on his wife.
Gov. Mark Sanford just admitted to jetting over to Argentina to hook up with a woman who was not his wife -- and said the affair started about a year ago.
He asked for forgiveness from pretty much everyone, including his wife and 4 kids. He's resigned as chairman of the Republican Governors Association but did not resign as Governor of South Carolina.
OMG! Nick & Miley Are Totally Together!
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And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."
That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.
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Jen Aniston Hooks Up with Brad
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No, not that Brad ... but "The Hangover" star Bradley Cooper.
Jen and Bradley -- who co-starred in "He's Just Not That Into You" together -- were spotted leaving a restaurant in NYC last night.
The Ugly Truth:: Cooper swears the two aren't dating -- but two people leaving an intimate, fancy dinner on a Thursday night ... seems like a date to us.
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Paris Hilton To All the Men She Loved Before
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Paris Hilton's reality: Euro-toy Cristiano Ronaldo was just a "friend" -- whom she took home in the middle of the night a few days back and shared large quantities of alcohol. As for Doug Reinhardt -- she has only nice things to say about him ...
Hollywood -- where you create your own reality.