Drew B. -- Which Dead Prez Turns You On?
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Our photog clearly knew why everybody got the day off yesterday but him. So, Drew Barrymore, which dead prez gets you hot?
Not to influence your vote, but Lincoln is reputed to have had great abs and from a side view has a vague similarity to Hugh Jackman. Washington, on the other hand, knew a thing or two about cherries.
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Carrie Underwood -- Stops, Drops, Cameras Roll
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Carrie Underwood and her NHLer boyfriend Mike Fisher have reached the point where she comes to his games to cheer him on -- but last night, she clearly didn't want to be caught at a hockey game.
Joe Jonas and His Platonic Girl Friend
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Self-inflicted abstainer Joe Jonas walked his girlfriend Camilla Belle through New York's meat packing district Monday. No meat was packed.
Marilyn Manson Cupid's Bitch
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Even the Anti-Christ Superstar is a sucker for romance ... at least on Valentine's Day.
TMZ caught death-obsessed goth-rocker Marilyn Manson leaving a very lovely -- and very expensive -- V-Day dinner at Nobu with a mystery date Saturday night.
After the meal, the man who took his moniker from a famed murderer, was nothing less than a perfect gentleman -- chivalrously escorting his lady into a waiting ride.
Somewhere, Satan is seriously jealous.
Katie Couric Grants TMZ Photog Final Wish
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Our NYC camera guy spotted Katie Couric while she was on the phone with another TMZ photog: Rory. Seems Rory is smitten with Katie and asked his compadre to tell her he wanted to spend a "lost weekend" with her. But in translation, our NYC dude told Couric it was Rory's "last days." Katie was merciful.
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Katy to Benji: Vaginas Preferred
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Ever been out with a hot chick on Valentine's Day and thought you were definitely gonna score, right before she yells to the crowd, "Happy Vagina Day ... F**k boys. We don't need boys -- we got girls!"?
Yeah, welcome to Benji Madden's world at Lavo in Las Vegas last night.
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Animal Sex for Valentine's Day
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Nothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.
A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!
For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.
So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.
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Hogan Caught in Prison Love Triangle?
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Former jailbird Nick Hogan showed up in L.A. with a new chick this weekend -- so we just had to ask, is his "prison girlfriend" gonna be jealous?
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Renee Zellweger's New Man Has Legal Issues
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After multiple failed relationships with musicians -- like Jack White and Kenny Chesney -- Renee Zellweger has finally found a stable dude with a day job ... NBC legal analyst Dan Abrams.
The two lovebirds cuddled at a place where most healthy relationships blossom -- a liquor store in NYC.
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Kanye's Chick How Can She Be So Clothesless?!
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Turns out that hot chick Kanye West left an L.A. nightclub with Thursday has a thing for rappers ... and for taking off her clothes.
The long stemmed beauty Kanye left the club with that night is a model named Amber Rose, who once danced through Ludacris' "What Them Girls Like" video, a Young Jeezy video and a half-naked photo shoot for Smooth Magazine. Classy!
Maybe Kanye can quit the bitchin' long enough to smell this rose.
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Kanye West's Lonely Hearts Club
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Maybe Kanye misspoke when he said he wanted to be more famous than Elvis. Judging by his new "Sgt. Pepper's" look, he may have a different impossible goal in mind.
No word on the lady whispering in his ear at the My House nightclub in Hollywood, but hopefully she's not telling him about the band Kiss.
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When Beautiful People Suck Face
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Leonardo DiCaprio making out with Bar Refaeli in Milan. Eat your hearts out.
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The Luckiest Woman Alive
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Hugh Jackman's wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, isn't letting a beard get in the way of swapping spit with the sexiest man alive.
The happily married couple didn't keep it on the down low and locked lips on the streets of the West Village yesterday.
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Madonna's Personal Jesus
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A-Rod who? Madonna, 50, and her 22-year-old boytoy Jesus Luz were caught out together in NYC yesterday.
It's a testament to her career that snagging a guy less than half her age is only her second most shocking Jesus hook-up ever.
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Clooney's Chick -- Game Shows Paid the Bills
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George Clooney may have finally met a bigger player than himself -- 'cause it seems his new lady friend is a semi-professional game show contestant.
We figured out Clooney's sushi date from last weekend is either named Katie, Kate or Stephanie Moeser -- depending on which of the four different game shows she's been on.
Whats-her-name was on "Hollywood Squares" in late '03/early '04, "The Price is Right" in '06, "Trivial Pursuit" in '08 and "Don't Forget the Lyrics" in '07 -- where she won $350,000, despite having an ear-shattering singing voice.
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Turtle Still Waxin' That Ass
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Now that he's hookin' up with Jamie-Lynn Sigler in real life -- as well as on "Entourage" -- Jerry Ferrara has quickly become the patron saint of chubby guys everywhere.
