Eddie Murphy -- Hugh Who?
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Maybe a semi-gross overstatement that Eddie Murphy is in Hugh Jackman's league, but he may still be breaking the law -- you're not allowed to take a six pack to the beach in Hawaii.
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Jesus Cristiano!
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Here's Madonna's sexy boy toy, Brazilian model Jesus Luz in Milan today (left) -- and Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo tanning his smooth, supple flesh in Beverly Hills (right).
It's a good Friday!
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T-Shirt Icon's Granddaughter Goes Shirtless
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Che Guevara's hot granddaughter is starting a revolution of her very own ... for vegetarians.
Lydia Guevara is the sexy kin of ruthless Argentine terrorist revolutionary Che Guevara, and she's trading in that trendy communist t-shirt you wore in college for a bandolier of carrots for a certain animal rights group campaign.
No word if she's using her lovely weapons of mass destruction to conspire with Fidel Castro and overthrow a government.
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Gary Busey Four Chicks at Once
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Sure, he looks like someone you're more likely to give a handout than ask out, but Gary Busey is still reeling 'em in left and right!
Who knew girls were such suckers for hearing about the "five points of the Devil's claw?"
Leighton Meester Sex Tape XOXO
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UPDATE 9:40 AM ET: Apparently the deal has been closed, because celebhotline.com has pics of what looks like the video on its site.
Spotted ... "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF... on video.
We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet.
We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."
We contacted Leighton's rep but so far ... no comment.
Huckabee You Think Biden's Hot?
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Mike Huckabee was cornered at LaGuardia Airport yesterday ... forced, we thought, to take a stand on Joe Biden's body of work.
Hey Mike, what's under your shirt???
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Guess the Buxom Babe!
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Can you guess who showed off their tan, smooth and supple chest yesterday?
Ronaldo's Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts
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This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.
Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.
Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.
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Dominique Dawes Smuggles Guns into Capitol
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Olympic medalist Dominique Dawes reigns supreme when it comes to giant muscular calves -- but giant muscular biceps? Girl knows that honor only belongs to one person ... Ms. Serena Williams.
The former gymnast was in D.C. yesterday to address congress about women in sports. Dom gave the speech ... but her biceps did the all talkin'.
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Megan Fox -- Camel-flauged
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Ronaldo Gets the Rub Down -- From Another Dude
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Cristiano Ronaldo was manhandled this weekend in Vegas -- and this time, it wasn't by Paris Hilton.
We're guessing the guy giving Euro Greasy a leg massage at the Palms Place Hotel and Spa pool was a personal trainer, but we could easily find quite a few ladies who wouldn't mind doing the job ... for free.
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Megan Fox Is 95% Legs
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And 100% hot.
Here she is at the German premiere of "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen."
We cannot confirm, but allegedly there are two other people in this photo.
Michael Phelps -- Porn To Swim
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And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...
The new, improved Michael Phelps.
First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.
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Megan Fox Thumbs Through Paris
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Hiding only one of her wonky thumbs, Megan Fox let the other one breathe while making her way through a Paris hotel.
It's a good thing the other 99.73% of the digitally-challenged 23-year-old is perfect.
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Bangin' Beauty Queen Bod-Off
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Carrie Prejean already had her crown taken away and now Claudia Jordan is lookin' to knock her down even more -- by
than the dethroned Miss California. Take a look -- is she right?
Richard Simmons: Loud and Proud
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Trading his signature short-shorts for some spandex, Richard Simmons put a traffic cone where his mouth is at LAX on Thursday.
The 60-year-old frizztastic fitness freak really knows how to stand out from the crowd.