Jason Statham Cranks Up the Heat
The heir to the Matthew McConaughey Throne of Shirtlessness has been crowned and it's Jason Statham.
The 36-year-old side of beef strutted his naked torso on the beach in Rio the other day.
Keep up the good work, Jase.
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Rudy Huxtable Double Fists It
Keshia Knight Pulliam, a.k.a. Rudy from "The Cosby Show," turned 30 this weekend in Las Vegas -- and from the looks of it, Cliff and Clair hooked her up with some good genes ... and a lot of drinks.
Rudy
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Kim K: You Call That a Booty?!
With Brittany Gastineau at her side for moral support, Kim Kardashian gave the backside of one of the Knick City Dancers the ol' side eye in NYC on Wednesday.
Slam badonka-dunk!
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Anthony Kiedis: Not So Hot Chili Pepper
Dressed up in West Virginia black tie, rock star turned backwoods dad Anthony Kiedis, 46, let it all hang out (over his shorts) with his girlfriend and son in Hawaii on Wednesday.
Crocs are so punk rock.
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Whose Unreal Booty?!
No reshoots were necessary when this ass turned up at a furniture shop in L.A. on Wednesday. Guess who it is!
ATL Housewife -- We See Right Thru You
Lisa Wu Hartwell from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wasn't sure if TMZ was a fan -- but we see two reasons why we should be ...
Lisa and her ATL gal pal NeNe Leakes hit up Mr. Chow for dinner last night -- but the only thing they chewed up and spit out was the hated Kim Zolciak.
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Helena Christensen Towel, Off
As you will soon find out, there's no reason 40-year-old Helena Christensen needs to EVER cover up her smokin' hot bikini body...
Sylvester Stallone -- Can You Stomach That?!
Looking good for a 62-year-old former action star, Sylvester Stallone showed off his ripped, skinny stomach while filming a scene for his upcoming flick.
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Serena Williams' Butt Goes Jet Skiing
With an ass like that, it's shocking two people could even fit on that jet ski.
Serena Williams was in Miami this weekend, looking more booty-ful than ever.
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Dr. Dre's Chyna Syndrome
Bizarro pairing of the day: Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer and Dr. Dre, walking on the beach in Malibu this weekend. Ain't nuthin' but a WTF thang!
Let's pray Chyna is not working on a gangsta rap album and Dre just wants advice on how to get his muscles even more jacked.
UPDATE: In the interest of Dr. Dre not kicking our ass...the woman pictured is NOT Chyna Doll. She's Dre's wife Nicole. Did we mention how much we love "The Chronic"?
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Gisele of the Jungle
A rare sighting of the elusive Brazilian Hotness Monster was spotted in Costa Rica yesterday.
Rumors are Gisele Bundchen was captured and will be relegated into matrimonial captivity beginning tomorrow.
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Jessica Simpson: Buns for Cover
Since Jessica Simpson forgot her mom jeans while bronzing poolside in Mexico, her pals had to cover her cakes with a blanket when they noticed a photographer shooting her bootyful side.
Flaunt if you got it, Jess. And you definitely got it!
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Benji -- It's All About the Benjamin Tattoo
Benji Madden was looking pretty good, for him, in Runyon Canyon yesterday. Then he turned around ...
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Fantasia Appreciates 'Nice Butts'
Fantasia Barrino loved being compared to Beyonce Knowles and Jennifer Lopez yesterday at LAX -- butt we weren't talking about her singing!
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Sen. Thune -- The Right to Bare Massive Arms
Guess we all know where South Dakota Senator John Thune stands on gun control issues -- show 'em the hell off!!!
Last night, Captain Thune, 48, and his Congressional b-ball team, the US Congress Hill's Angels, took on the Hoya Lawyas from Georgetown at a fundraiser event for Home Court -- where it became incredibly clear, Congressman Aaron Schock ain't the only Republican lawmaker packin' a ridiculous physique!!
Check out the sign someone made for the ultra-conservative Senator -- Thunder Thune!
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P. Diddy Got No Hair Down There...
By the looks of this sexy photo of P. Diddy showing off some stem skin, it's likely he doesn't have a single hair south of the soul patch stuck to his chin.