Ice-T's Wife Caught in the Fish Nets
Elegance (noun): Refinement, grace, and beauty in movement, appearance, or manners. See: Nicole "Coco" Marie Austin, Ice-T's demure wife.
The dynamic duo got down and dirty at Prive in Vegas Monday night -- well technically, Ice got down, Coco was the one gettin' dirty ... and we love them for it.
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Asher Roth -- Collegiate Asslete
Vegas Rule #384: Drunk chicks dig one hit wonders.
Asher Roth, the dude who sang that "College" song you're sick of hearing, was moppin' up the ladies at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas this weekend.
No tan? No problem!
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Mel B's Bod Scary Tight
There's clearly a reason Mel B was dubbed "Scary Spice" -- because that is one ridiculous body anyone would be afraid to mess with.
Mel and her muscles flexed on the physically inferior at Tao Beach in Vegas this weekend ... and then she left to go work out some more.
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Ray J Laps It Up
Ray J is the kind of guy that really loves giving back to his community, especially if he's in a community filled with girls who give lap dances.
The singer/actor also returned the favor to this poor young lady at the Wet Republic pool in the MGM Grand.
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Seacrest Doubles Down in Vegas
The only thing bigger than Ryan Seacrest's smile in this photo ... is something you can easily figure out yourself.
Seacrest was spotted with his two new pals at the Tao Beach pool party in Las Vegas this weekend. If you happen to recognize the well-endowed chick in the photos, she's the famed ex-stripper known as "Leper" on theDirty.com.
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Whoopi's Vegas Act Cut Short After Fan Collapses
The show musn't always go on ... especially when an audience member has a medical emergency towards the end of your set.
Whoopi Goldberg ended her Las Vegas stand up show early Friday night after a man in the crowd collapsed ... reportedly due to a seizure he experienced during the show.
According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, the incident occurred towards the end of Whoopi's set -- and the comedian told the crowd it was best to call it a night so the man could be assisted properly. The man's condition is currently unknown.
FYI -- the whole thing went down in Steve Wynn's Encore hotel -- in the same room where Danny Gans used to perform. And yes -- fans were already suggesting the room was cursed as they streamed out of the theater.
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Toni Braxton -- Party Hearty
Toni Braxton -- who canceled her residency at the Flamingo Hotel last year due to her heart condition -- was back in Las Vegas last night, partying at Body English with Nelly, Jermaine Dupri and Tyrese.
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Girls Next Door Get Wet in Vegas
The true unofficial start of summer: Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson doing what they do second best. Hef's exes sat around the pool at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand yesterday, half naked.
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Diddy's Fant-ass-tic Weekend in Vegas
Diddy wasn't lying when he Tweeted he was "at the pool party at MGM grand in Vegas!!!! Ass everywhere!!!!" -- may we present Exhibit A.
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Hef's Ex Sets Record 300 Chicks at Once
There are a lot of stupid World Records out there -- most rattlesnakes in one mouth, really? -- but here's one we can really get behind: The largest bikini parade ever, led by Holly Madison yesterday in Vegas.
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George Clooney -- Amateur Proctologist?
The delectable George Clooney hit up the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas last night -- where he generously gave our photog some advice on where to stick the camera...
The man partied his face off last night. Coolest guy ever.
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Beyonce's Keepin' It Real ... Expensive
So much for doing it for the fans. Tickets for Beyonce's four night "intimate" appearance at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas are going fast -- but only to rich people. Fans have to buy their tickets along with a two night stay in the hotel -- packages range from $450 and $850 per person -- and that's just for starters.
If that's too rich for your blood and you want to skip the hotel, a limited number of tickets are selling for $250, $500, $750, and $1000 (again, per person).
Our source at the Wynn tells us that ticket-only seating cannot exceed 1% of total ticket sales. That means in the 1500-seat Encore theater, only 10-15 tickets will be available without hotel fees.
FYI ... the world record for the number of people stuffed into a phone booth is 22.
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Jay-Z and Diddy -- Someone Is Trying Too Hard
When Jay-Z and Diddy's names were announced at club Tao in Las Vegas this weekend, only one of them couldn't contain his excitement.
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Ricky Hatton -- Drink the Pain Away
Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton took on Manny Pacquiao this weekend in Vegas -- but the only thing Hatton could knock down was a pint of Guinness.
After his devastating second round knockout loss to Pacquaio, Hatton nursed his injuries at Wet Republic -- with as much beer as he could possibly get his hands on. Brilliant!
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Jay-Z Drinks ... From the Fountain of Youth?
Is it just us or does Jay-Z look about 10 years younger with his hair grown out?
Jigga hosted a party at LAVO inside the Palazzo hotel in Vegas last night. Being married to Beyonce does wonders for a guy.
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Nick Cannon Makes Mariah Cry
Luckily for her, the tears were of the happy variety -- because Mariah Carey totally lost it when Nick Cannon played a tribute video for his sugar mama at their one-year wedding anniversary party at the Palms in Vegas.
We're just as surprised they made it as you are.