Jager Flows Like a Harpoon Daily and Nightly
Vanilla Ice drowned his sorrows -- and those of anyone around him with an open mouth -- while hosting a party at an McFaddens at the Rio in Vegas this weekend.
Jäger -- too cold, too cold.
Crowe Lets Eva and Marc Ride His Pony
Eva Longoria only had the nerves to give Russell Crowe's inner thigh at test drive this weekend -- but J. Lo's husband Marc Anthony wasn't afraid to go in for the kill.
The threesome partied at the Lavo Lounge in Las Vegas along with a pile of other celebs.
Ashlee Simpson's Postpartum Party
Unless Bronx Mowgli Wentz ages 20 years and 46 weeks by New Year's Eve -- he'll be spending it sans his emo mom and pops.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are giving up diaper duty for the night to host Pure Nightclub's New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas.
As long as they don't leave him with Jessica...
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Michael Phelps Pal Isn't His Only Gal
Looks like Michael Phelps has at least as many girls as gold medals.
We showed you pictures of Caroline Pal, the Palms Las Vegas cocktail waitress he supposedly took home to Mom for Thanksgiving, but according to the Chicago Sun-Times, she's not the only galpal he's got. "Michael is having a great time. He's been dating a number of girls and is just enjoying his celebrity,'' says a family pal.
The friend also says Phelps is too sensitive about his corporate image to exclusively date someone who, well, looks like this.
Brad Garrett Kisses His Cares Away
Brad Garrett was partying at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas last night, and he couldn't keep his hands off his GF, making out with her like they were a couple of "High School Musical" stars.
Wait, that is his girlfriend -- right?
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Vegas Bigwigs Enter Punch Bowl
Don't hit a man with glasses -- hit him for a good cause.
A pile of Las Vegas club managers and promoters laced up their gloves and smashed each other's faces at the Hard Rock's Joint -- raising almost $20,000 for the cleft charity, Smile Train, and a nonprofit organization called Barry's Boxing.
Tony Hawk, Jason Giambi and Carey Hart were all there to watch the ass whoopings.
"Twilight" of the Nobodies
If you were promised a party with the cast of "Twilight", would you be happy hanging out with anyone but Robert Pattinson?!
A flier for a "Twilight" event advertised the movie's "cast" would be at PRIVE in Vegas this past weekend and featured a photo of the two leads, Pattinson and Kristin Stewart. Unfortunately, they were never scheduled to appear and didn't show up.
Instead clubbers got to hang with D-list ancillary cast members like Jennie Garth's husband (Peter Facinelli) and some actors named Billy Burke, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. That's like going to a "Titanic" party in '97 and doing shots with Suzy Amis and Danny Nucci. Google them.
Reps for the nightclub say they were given the art for the flyer by the film company and clearly listed who would attend ... in fine print.
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Killer Odds In Vegas -- for Suicide!?
Las Vegas is scientifically proven to make you want to kill yourself -- and shockingly, it has nothing to do with the Carrot Top show.
People who visit Sin City are twice as likely to off themselves as those who just stay home, says a new Temple-Harvard study examining suicides between 1979 to 2004.
And the news is even worse if you actually live in Vegas: You're 60 percent more likely to commit suicide than other Americans.
In case you were wondering if it was the people or the city -- suicide risk goes way down when people leave.
Indiana Jones And the Last Call
Good thing you can't get arrested for overage drinking, because Harrison Ford got his 66-year-old groove on while partying at PRIVE in Vegas this weekend.
No word if he was drunk when he put on that earring.
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You're So Fine You Blow Our Mind
Mickey Rourke joined natural beauties Amanda Bynes and Taye Diggs at TAO Nightclub in Las Vegas last night -- who probably thought Mickey was just a random dude still dressed up in his Halloween costume.
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Lindsay Gets Her Grind On
Lindsay Lohan partied in the DJ booth with Sam last night at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas -- but a mystery man stole the show as he did a lil' freaky dance with Lohan.
Let's hope Sam's not the jealous type.
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Criss & Holly: Lifestyles of the Rich and Classless
Federline Throws Gang Signs
In case he didn't come off as "white enough," K-Fed combined the patented "white man's overbite" with the most mangled westside gang sign on the planet at a club in Vegas last night.
At least he didn't rap.
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Sorry Criss -- No One "Believes"
Master of delusion Criss Angel is stepping out with his new lady friend -- Holly Madison.
The pair is finally showing everyone the rumors are true, by being nauseatingly affectionate at Angel's opening of his widely panned, not-so-magical show "Criss Angel Believe."
Previously linked to the coat tails of such celebs as Britney and Cameron Diaz, Angel says of Madison, "I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person inside and out."
Wonder if he can make them both poof into thin air ... forever.
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Charlie Sheen's Countdown to Boredom
Here's Charlie Sheen -- spending his waning days of freedom at Prive Nightclub in Las Vegas. The 43-year-old is about to have his style seriously cramped with twins on the way. Funny ... it didn't slow Hef down.
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Let's See Tina Fey Do This ...
Club Paradise held it's half-naked, Sarah Palin look-alike contest last night -- where some were hot and others were just a hot mess.
Mini Obama from Jeff Beacher's Madhouse was there too -- and got motorboated. God Bless America!