A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/2 - 3/8

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It was a bumpy week here in the Thirty Mile Zone! Bridget Moynahan flaunted two things Tom Brady will never see again, Gummi Bear was caged after being busted with heroin, Nicole Kidman and Lisa Marie Presley showed off their growing bellies and Katie Price made sure she was the hottest nutjob on the stage.

In search of smoother waters? Click here to check out the best pics of last week!

Horton Hears an Abortion Protest

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All hell broke loose at the Hollywood premiere of "Horton Hears a Who!" today when a group of pro-lifers infiltrated the screening, then chanted anti-abortion slogans after the flick.

The theme of the movie is based on the motto: "After all, a person is a person, no matter how small." So the pro-lifers thought it was a good idea to use this theme to their advantage -- even though their complicated message was falling mostly on the ears of children.

The stars in attendance included Victoria Beckham and her three kids, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Steve Carell and all 12 contestants from "American Idol."

After the chanting ended, the group put red tape over their mouths that said "Life" on them, and paraded around the event.

Shouts of protest were returned by some in attendance, including, "This is a kid's premiere," "How dare you," and "Do you really care that much about this?"

Must Be Nice to Have This Job

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Hot new couple alert! Just kidding. It's just Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston out doing a little "work" in Miami today.

And by work, we mean reading scripts on the beach for a movie they'll get paid millions of dollars to star in. Sorry for the reminder that your life sucks.

Marion Cotillard -- Why We Hate the French

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Oscar bitch Marion Cotillard must think Americans don't know French so she can pretend she didn't say what she said. Well, she said it.

Her Paris-based lawyer, Vincent Toledano, tried spinning his client's comment about 9/11, claiming she was taken out of context.

But we've looked at the original transcript and she did indeed say that Americans destroyed the Twin Towers themselves because they wanted it rebuilt and blowing it up was cheaper than renovation.

Marion -- foie gras you.

UPDATE: Cotillard's rep has released the following statement to TMZ: "On February 16, 2007, I appeared on a late night French television program,'Paris Dernière.' In the last 48 hours, my statements on that program have been taken completely out of context and been crafted into a story that hasn o merit. The conversation on the talk show included a dialogue about
conspiracy theories. At no point did I intend to contest the horrific attacks of September 11, 2001, one of the most tragic days in all of history. Nonetheless, I sincerely regret if my comments offended or hurt anyone."

Brace Yourself: Diddy's Moving to L.A.

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As if L.A. wasn't crazy enough, here comes Diddy -- and he's ready to act full-time. Seriously.

He tells All Hip Hop.com, "I'm out here [in Hollywood] looking for houses now. I'm going to officially be bicoastal. I feel like in order to make movies, you gotta be where they are being made." Take that, take that!

Diddy goes on to say, "I could bring people to the box office and put people in seats as I make this transition." But the real question is: what director is going to have to get his cheesecake?

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Ponyboy from "Outsiders": 'Memba Him?!

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In the '80s, C.Thomas Howell became a teen heartthrob in movies like "The Outsiders," "Red Dawn," and "The Hitcher." He also donned blackface in "Soul Man." Guess what he looks like now!

Caan to TMZ -- I Love Coppola, You Guys Suck!

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James Caan was piiiiised at TMZ because we made it seem like he was attacking Francis Ford Coppola.

A few weeks back we shot Caan coming out of a restaurant when a fan handed him a "Godfather" photo. Caan wanted to know who's signature was in the photo and the fan responded, "It's Francis Ford Coppola," to which Caan responded, "What a pig."

Caan's rep says the actor was looking at his own image when he said that. An angry Jimmy told us over the weekend he loved Francis and couldn't believe we said what we said. So which story you buyin'?

Renfro Not Feel Good Enough for Oscar?

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So why did the Academy snub Brad Renfro by not including him in the memoriam? The Academy is pretty much tight as a drum.

A flack tells us a small group of people make extremely difficult choices but refused to say what criteria are used to make those decisions. She added we shouldn't waste our time cause no one would discuss it further.

Could it have something to do with the circumstances surrounding Renfro's death? It's uncomfortable to applaud when an actor dies from an overdose. Of course, exceptions must be made for huge stars who OD. Heath Ledger made the cut.

The red carpet wasn't the only thing that was sanitized last night.

Academy Screws Renfro, In Memoriam

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So in case you missed it, Brad Renfro was ignored during the "in memoriam" montage on the Oscars last night. You're not gonna believe the statement the Academy gave TMZ.

The tape featured 50 movie types who died in the last year. They included actors, studio execs, makeup artists, agents, and on and on. Renfro was nowhere to be seen. We asked the Academy why and they gave us the following statement: "It is simply not possible to include everyone in that segment."

Interesting. Renfro, whose credits include "The Client," "Apt Pupil" and "Sleepers," seems like a bigger player than Margaret Gardner, the head of the international division of a P.R. firm.

Someone in Renfro's world called the slap in the face "unbelievable and disgusting." We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

Lauren Bacall 'Memba Her?!

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As one of the last surviving stars of Hollywood's Golden Age, Lauren Bacall has been in the public eye since she sizzled onto the silver screen at age 19 and taught Humphrey Bogart to whistle in the 1944 classic, "To Have and Have Not." Guess what the former Betty Joan Perske looks like now!

"Borat" Star -- Who Do You Love?

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A few months back, a TMZ photog left Ken Davitian hanging mid-sentence to go talk to George Clooney -- and Davitian remembers it well.

Ken was leaving Opera last night when he asked our man, "If Clooney walks by, you gonna run?"

He'd better!

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Mickey Rourke's Face Is a Bloody Mess

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Fake blood couldn't hide the horror that is Mickey Rourke's surgically re-assembled face. Is that the same guy from "9 1/2 Weeks"?!

The entire gory scene occurred Thursday on the New Jersey set of Rourke's latest film. Parental guidance suggested.

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Jacqueline Bisset: Who Dat?!

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One of TMZ's photographers didn't 'memba who actress Jacqueline Bisset was on Monday, when she was spotted outside Madeo in Beverly Hills. For the record, she was in films like "The Deep," "Class," and, most recently, "Nip/Tuck."

While the 63-year-old beauty was swarmed by autograph hounds outside the eatery, the only question our camera guy could muster up was, "Is this your favorite restaurant?" Kids today!

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Bo Derek 'Memba Her?!

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Decked out in cornrows and not much else, Bo Derek ran on the beach -- and into pop culture history -- in the 1979 film "10." Spring break hairdos would never be the same. Guess what she looks like now!

Hey, Paul, Where's the Damn Movie?!

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Paul Sorvino is pissing off people who invested in his upcoming movie -- a whole county full of 'em. Why? Because there's no movie!

Lackawanna County, Penna. somehow invested $500,000 in Sorvino's new movie, "The Trouble with Cali," which the "Goodfellas" star was directing in Pennsylvania. Scenes were shot in Scranton in 2006, but the movie has yet to hit theaters, and now Lackawanna County is asking WTF?

Sorvino, who lives in the nearby Pocono Mountains, told the AP, "To have my honesty impugned has never happened in my life. The record of how the money was spent was always available, to the penny. Sorvino adds that the film will be out soon -- and that he also invested $175,000 of his own scratch.

Classic Bombshell Jane Russell 'Memba Her?!

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Jane Russell has been famous since rolling in the hay for Howard Hughes in the 1943 film, "The Outlaw." She then co-starred with Marilyn Monroe in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." Guess what she looks like now!