Hermione Ditches Hogwarts for Millionaire School

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Emma Watson turned 18 this week and got a $20 million (10.5 million GBP) present - plus a $10 check from grandma.

Watson received full access to her millions and has reportedly agreed to take a money management class offered for rich kids. Her dough is in Coutts Bank which offers a course for "children" aged 17-25 to ensure they don't spend all their coin on stuff like diamond encrusted shoe laces and pet robots.

The class is taught by former alumnus, Richie Rich. We kid, of course.

Hermione's rep did not return calls for comment.

Heidi Makes Mess In NYC -- Gets Off on Self

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Heidi Montag is so talented, she inspires herself. Which means second place inspirational goes to Brandon Davis.

And after making that brilliant insight outside the Kobe Club, she also said she's starring with Denzel Washington in a movie. We're guessing, it's the same way Natalie Cole starred in a movie with her dad -- aka, green screen.

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Faith Hill: You're the One That I Want

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Country diva Faith Hill at the CMT Music Awards last night -- and Olivia Newton-John as Sandy in the 1978 movie, "Grease."

One of them wasn't contractually bound to wear her outfit.

We're just sayin'!

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C-3PO's BFF Riding the Death Star?

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The 3'8" actor who played R2-D2 in the Star Wars flicks (yes, there was someone inside that thing!) is in the hospital with a mystery ailment. Blame Jar Jar!

Kenny Baker was rushed to an English hospital last night immediately after getting off a plane from Chicago. Baker's son told reporters that the pint-sized star has problems with asthma, although friends initially thought the 73-year-old's condition was more serious. Help him, Obi-Wan!

As Yoda would say, better get soon.

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Moses To Heston: Hey Lil' Buddy!

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Legendary actor Charlton Heston, who uttered the best line in a movie ever -- "Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!!" -- died at his Beverly Hills home last night at the age of 84.

The actor, who as head of the NRA once said you would have to pry a rifle from his "cold, dead hands," died with his wife Lydia at his side. He had been battling Alzheimer's.

Lea Thompson 'Memba Her?!

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In the '80s, Lea Thompson became famous for starring in films like "Back to the Future" and "All the Right Moves." She then starred on the mediocre '90s TV series, "Caroline in the City." Guess what she looks like now!

Teri Garr 'Memba Her?!

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Actress Teri Garr starred in classic '70s and '80s films like "Young Frankenstein," "Close Encounters of the Third Kind," "Mr. Mom" and "Tootsie." Guess what she looks like now!

Is That You John Q?

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Isn't partying at Villa keeping Denzel out past his bed time?

We never see the Oscar winner out and about. Maybe he thought Villa was a bed and breakfast.

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Tippi Hedren From 'The Birds' 'Memba Her?!

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Before becoming famous for being Melanie Griffith's mom, Tippi Hedren starred in the 1963 Alfred Hitchcock classic, "The Birds." Guess what she looks like now!

Heath Worth a Helluva Lot More Than $145K

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There have been news reports that Heath Ledger left a grand total of $145,000 in his estate, and, as a result, his daughter might not be taken care of properly -- BOGUS!

True, we know the will lists $145,000 in assets. But here's the deal. The will was drafted in 2003. Since then, sources say, Heath accumulated lots of jack, from movies like "Lords of Dogtown," "The Brothers Grimm," "Brokeback Mountain," "Casanova," "Candy," "I'm Not There" and "The Dark Knight."

We're told Heath has considerably more assets than the $145k. On top of that, sources say he lived all over the world and was smart enough to know all of his money shouldn't sit in the U.S., where taxes are a bitch.

On the other hand, one of Heath's uncles has said the late actor's estate is valued at $60 mil. We're told that's absurd as well (on the high side), and the uncle doesn't know jack since he's been estranged from the family as well.

Bottom line -- Matilda will be fine, and there's a lot of $$$ on the line.

Marleys Get Up, Stand Up to Weinsteins

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Two Bob Marley projects are in the works, but only one will be able to use the rastamans's music.

The family of the reggae legend, whose dreadlocked mug is plastered on the wall of nearly every freshman dorm room across the country, has a long-standing policy of not licensing his music to any film or tv project where an actor portrays Marley. This includes the Weinstein Co's planned adaptation of Rita Marley's "No Woman, No Cry" - even though Rita Marley (Bob's wife) is an executive producer! Not very irie mon.

The Guy in 'Blue Lagoon' 'Memba Him?!

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Christopher Atkins became famous after co-starring with Brooke Shields in the 1980 shipwrecked teen romance film, "The Blue Lagoon." Guess what he looks like now!

Hudgens Recipe for Success: Ignore Fans

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Who needs fans when you got money to burn?! Vanessa Hudgens was out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday, and ignored tons of tween fans that waited and literally screamed bloody murder for her, wanting an autograph and naked picture.

The pre-diva did manage to wave a little at the whimpering fans, after telling everyone to get away from her car.

"English Patient" Director Mysteriously Dies

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UPDATE: A spokesperson for the director said he suffered a brain hemorrhage at 5 A.M. Tuesday morning at Charing Cross Hospital in London, where he had undergone a routine operation on his neck.

Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning director of "The English Patient," "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "Cold Mountain" has died. He was 54.

His death was confirmed Tuesday by his agent, but no other details were immediately available.

Minghella was recently in Botswana filming an adaptation of Alexander McCall Smith's novel "The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency." The show was set to air on British television this week.

What a Waste Of $40,000!

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One man bid $40,100 for one "meet and greet" with Scarlett Johansson at a film premiere.

Sure, the money goes to charity, but that same amount of cash could buy 40 dates with Gov. Eliot Spitzer's hot hooker -- and she's a sure thing!

Talk about more bang for your buck!

Tom Hulce from 'Amadeus' 'Memba Him?!

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Playing Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in the 1984 film "Amadeus" earned Tom Hulce a Best Actor Oscar nomination. Guess what he looks like now!