Nurse!

The oily heir emerged from inside the appropriately titled NYC nighclub Butter -- looking like Whitney Houston after an all-nighter.

Shia LeBeouf has removed his foot from his mouth long enough to say he's "embarrassed" for using a homophobic slur. Paging Isaiah Washington!

The 22-year-old spoke out about the YouTube video featuring him begging to get slapped -- but not before he calls his friend a "faggot."

His rep says the video is old, adding that Shia "is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone." He should be.

Somebody get this buffoon a hair apprentice quick.

Getting busted for allegedly trying to score crack and coke ain't gonna stop Tatum O'Neal from having a drink -- but is it alcohol?

The 44-year-old unfit mother of three was snapped throwing back a beverage in NYC on Monday. Some reports say it's wine, while others claim it looks more like iced tea.

Could Tatum be white trash enough to throw cubes in her Chardonnay?

After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!

Talk about a crappy vacation! TMZ has learned actor Kelsey Grammer suffered a mild heart attack while vactioning with his family at their home in Hawaii.

His rep tells TMZ Grammer was paddleboarding with his wife Camille on Saturday when he fell ill.

We're told he's resting comfortably in the hospital and will be released later on this week.

One of them is not in drag.

We're just sayin'!

Good lord. Her London Bridge is gonna fall right off.

As TMZ first reported, while on a flight from NYC yesterday, Lohan asked for a warm compress to ease discomfort she was feeling in her chest. Lilo suffers from asthma.

Sources tell us she was hesitant to go to the hospital because of the paparazzi. We're told she's totally fine and is currently on set of her new flick "Labor Pains."

Toni Braxton's chest pains have put a permanent kibosh on her Vegas show.

The singer, who went to the hospital in early April, has decided not to continue with her Vegas show, so she can solely focus on her health.

Rocker Steven Tyler just issued a statement to TMZ about his recent stint in rehab. He claims his "trademark athletic performances" injured his feet, requiring surgery and causing him a bunch of pain. Guess it was hard on the knees!

Tyler tells TMZ "The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, AEROSMITH has no plans to stop rocking. There's a new album to record, then another tour."

Born Issur Danielovitch, the 91-year-old living legend -- who has donated millions to parks -- was on hand for the dedication of the playground in his and his wife's honor.

By the way, those are red socks -- not his legs.