Nurse!

Looks like the devil has a cause after all! Kid Rock has been hospitalized for stomach cramps and dehydration. The rocker was set to perform onstage at the U.K.'s Download Festival Friday, but had to cancel last minute due to his health conditions.

A statement from the organizers of the festival says, "We've had the curse of Download. Kid Rock is not very well -- we've had to rush him to hospital ... he apologizes to his fans." Rock had reportedly been out at the Central London's Whisky Mist nightclub the night before the concert.

Here's a 37-year-old Bernie in 1985 (left) -- and the ageless, 60-year-old widow (SIXTY!) at her NYC book signing on Thursday (right).

Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia ain't got nuthin' on this golden girl!

The oily heir emerged from inside the appropriately titled NYC nighclub Butter -- looking like Whitney Houston after an all-nighter.

Shia LeBeouf has removed his foot from his mouth long enough to say he's "embarrassed" for using a homophobic slur. Paging Isaiah Washington!

The 22-year-old spoke out about the YouTube video featuring him begging to get slapped -- but not before he calls his friend a "faggot."

His rep says the video is old, adding that Shia "is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone." He should be.

Somebody get this buffoon a hair apprentice quick.

Getting busted for allegedly trying to score crack and coke ain't gonna stop Tatum O'Neal from having a drink -- but is it alcohol?

The 44-year-old unfit mother of three was snapped throwing back a beverage in NYC on Monday. Some reports say it's wine, while others claim it looks more like iced tea.

Could Tatum be white trash enough to throw cubes in her Chardonnay?

After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!

Talk about a crappy vacation! TMZ has learned actor Kelsey Grammer suffered a mild heart attack while vactioning with his family at their home in Hawaii.

His rep tells TMZ Grammer was paddleboarding with his wife Camille on Saturday when he fell ill.

We're told he's resting comfortably in the hospital and will be released later on this week.

One of them is not in drag.

We're just sayin'!

Good lord. Her London Bridge is gonna fall right off.

As TMZ first reported, while on a flight from NYC yesterday, Lohan asked for a warm compress to ease discomfort she was feeling in her chest. Lilo suffers from asthma.

Sources tell us she was hesitant to go to the hospital because of the paparazzi. We're told she's totally fine and is currently on set of her new flick "Labor Pains."

Toni Braxton's chest pains have put a permanent kibosh on her Vegas show.

The singer, who went to the hospital in early April, has decided not to continue with her Vegas show, so she can solely focus on her health.