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Looking like that chick that bought the Spelling mansion, a tan and sexy Lady Gaga shocked fans by wearing a simple dress with no bells, whistles or meat attached in L.A. on Thursday.

The stock market crashes, riots in London and Lady Gaga dresses normal ... what is this world coming to?

Not content with his own image anymore, adult contemporary singer John Mayer did his best Johnny Depp impersonation as he left a medical building in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

After performing together at the Cleveland stop of their tour on Wednesday, former teen pop queens Tiffany, 39, and Debbie Gibson, 40, posed together like it was still 1988.

Olympic speed skating hunk Apolo Ohno showed off his golden muscles on a topless run through Brentwood on Wednesday.

There's a good reason Master P's son Romeo dropped the Lil' in his name ... the dude is jacked!

Romeo, now 21, showed off his pumped up pecs and biceps (left) while out cruisin' around shirtless in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Sarah Palin's 20-year-old unwed daughter Bristol Palin took her adorable two-year-old son with Levi Johnston, Tripp, for a stroll in L.A. on Wednesday.

The teen abstinence spokesperson is getting ready to shoot her new reality show with her former fellow "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Kyle Massey.

One person you probably won't see on her show is Levi's sister Mercede, who just called Bristol "evil" and a "sociopath" in a Playboy interview.

Looking like the hottest American Gladiator ever, AnnaLynne McCord rocked elbow and knee pads with her green bikini to shoot some sort of ridiculous sexy jousting scene on "90210" in L.A. yesterday.

Looking like a homeless hipster longshoreman, Nicolas Cage hit up an ATM for some cash while in Glastonbury, England on Wednesday.

Gerard Butler is on his way to getting that "300" body back.

The 41-year-old flashed his shredded torso while in the locker room of the Celtic soccer team in Glasgow on Tuesday.

As if Gerard needed any more help scoring with the ladies.

David Beckham & Cristiano Ronaldo be damned ... because Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi has been called the best soccer player in the world ... and he just may have the best body too.

The 24-year-old FC Barcelona star showed off his toned, hairless physique -- and his tan line -- while on a yacht in Ibiza on Tuesday.

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio stripped off her pesky life vest to reveal her sexy, taut bikini body in Maui on Monday.

With her smokin' hot physique, the 30-year-old can resuscitate anyone.

Shaquille O'Neal couldn't keep his hands and mouth off his "Flavor of Love" girlfriend Hoopz while shopping in Calabasas this weekend.

With Beyonce and Michelle Williams nowhere in sight, former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland showed off her other two girls while performing in New Jersey this weekend.

One-upping Nicki Minaj on "GMA," the 30-year-old exposed both of her nipples -- but Kelly's revealing moment was NOT for a TV show.

Emma Watson was spotted out in Santa Monica yesterday, getting quite cozy with her "Perks of Being a Wallflower" co-star Johnny Simmons.

Samantha Ronson decided to forgo automobile travel, instead showing up at LAX yesterday to hop a flight out of town.

Sam and her twin sister Charlotte are set to celebrate their 34th birthday this weekend at a club called mur.mur in Atlantic City, NJ.

Just when you thought Rihanna couldn't wear any less clothes in her home country of Barbados -- the curvy-licious singer hit the beach today ... wearing THIS.

Man down.