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Lindsay Lohan lacked the traditional swimming attire known as a "bathing suit," but decided to jump in the water anyway ... wearing some kind of lingerie ... as she hung out Monday in Greece.

As if the country didn't have enough trouble.

Ben Affleck - 1
Everyone else - 0

Nothing wins more than a Golden Retriever puppy, and Ben knows it ... which is why he landed in Atlanta on Monday with an armful of fur.

We're guessing it's for his kids, or maybe just a great photo op. Either way -- smart move.

Somewhere Jennifer Garner's looking for a baby seal.

Gigi Hadid and Joe Jonas were decked out in all white -- with the exception of their green earplugs -- as they hit up 1OAK over the weekend in the Hamptons.

Queen Elizabeth II got behind the wheel of her Jaguar and drove herself to church Sunday morning, deftly avoiding pedestrians along the Long Walk at Windsor Great Park.

Rihanna does her best work unrestrained, which may be why her nipples are about to bust free at a NYC recording studio.

The singer was wearing pink satin nightwear and a white lace bra as she sauntered inside the studio.

Caitlyn Jenner took in a day at the races Thursday at the Del Mar Racetrack near San Diego, but suffered a wardrobe malfunction ... when her heel got caught in the mud.

Peter Berg got a ton of backlash for posting that meme featuring Caitlyn Jenner -- and now one of the haters is considering taking legal action against the director.

The issue? The meme features a pic of Jenner owned by a photo agency ... which immediately recognized Berg was using its property. So, now it's fired off a cease and desist letter to Berg's people ... demanding the photo be removed.

The agency, AKM-GSI ... isn't just upset the photo was used without permission (read: payment), it says it never would have allowed the pic to be used to mock Caitlyn.

Ashlee Simpson is like a bag of buttered popcorn … ready to pop, and there’s only so much that slimming black dress can do to hide it.

Simpson is due any day with kid No. 2 -- her first with second husband Evan Ross -- and the couple did some last minute shopping in LA Thursday.

We gotta say ... Ashlee's wearing that massive bump like a champ, but it clearly runs in the family. Here's a pic of Jessica, also preggo with baby No. 2 from a couple years back. Huge resemblance.

Bill Clinton put his "baby-kissing on the campaign trail" skills to good use Thursday as he walked around Madison Square Park in New York City with his granddaughter, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky.

It now appears the mysterious tent that was erected outside the hospice caring for Bobbi Kristina had no connection to her, because her aunt paid a late night visit on Wednesday.

Pat Houston showed up to spend time with her niece, who is now off meds after doctors made it clear there's no real hope for recovery.

As for the tent, it appears the facility constructed it to shield other patients and their families from the media.

David Schwimmer was decked out in his Robert Kardashian get-up on the set of 'American Crime Story' Wednesday ... shooting a scene with the young actors playing Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Rob.

From left to right, we're guessing it goes ... Rob, Khloe, Kim, Kourtney ... and they're kinda spot on.

Kendall Jenner played '60s revolutionary -- ditching that far-too-traditional women's undergarment known as ... "the bra."

A dangerously flimsy and low-cut blouse is all that stood between Kendall and the paps Tuesday in West Hollywood.

Her sister Kim would have a harder time keeping everything in place, if you catch our meaning.

Robin Thicke emerged Tuesday afternoon from a dentist's office in Encino sporting a missing tooth.

Ben Affleck now has a car suitable for his newly-formed Batman muscles ... a 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat.

Ben was tooling around in his newest acquisition Tuesday near the family home in Pacific Palisades. It's a rare ride ... only 2,000 were manufactured.

The car goes for $90k and it has plenty of power ... 707 horsepower.

One final fun fact ... Ben bought the car over the phone. That's Affleck money.

Kelly Rutherford doesn't have to say a word about how she's feelin' ... now that she has her kids for the summer ... her smile says it all.

Rutherford's 8-year-old Hermes clung to her and 6-year-old Helena hung on tight, as they walked the streets of NYC with Kelly's BF, Gucci exec Tony Brand.

The brood has been hitting up some highfalutin places ... the Met, a children's museum and some high-end shopping. Tony probably came in handy.