Paparazzi Video

R&B superstar Usher did his best mime act as he left MTV's TRL Monday. He was followed by Jessica Biel who took pics with awaiting fans.

Hyde didn't disappoint Star Catcher this weekend: Joe Francis and über-producer Quincy Jones showed up together, and so did legendary adult film star Ron Jeremy. Former "Punk'd" star Dax Shepard shared a laugh with a friend, while Hyde regular Lukas Haas was there in all his tattered hat glory.

Kristin Cavallari arrived and told TMZ's Josh Levine that the single life was "fantastic." International star Bai Ling posed for the cameras, while Jack Osbourne couldn't have been bothered.

As they left, a photographer heard someone in the party of four use the word "firecrotch." You'll recall the TMZ video in which Brandon Davis went on a now-infamous rant against Lindsay Lohan, peppering his comments by calling her a "firecrotch."

As they left, a photographer heard the reference and asked "What did you say about firecrotch?" Storch replied "We're actually celebrating firecrotch day." As Storch and Paris got in the vehicle which sported bright red interior (Lindsay is famous for her red hair), he added "We even have firecrotch interior for the occasion."

A photographer then asked "Did you get the interior done for firecrotch?" Storch promptly responded "Yes we did, in special honor of her freckled puss." Paris, who smiled during the entire exchange, could not contain her giggles with Storch's parting shot.

Davis, who left in his own car, did not utter a "firecrotch" word. He may have learned his lesson, but this feud is far from over.

TMZ's cameras were outside the celeb favorite Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills when we caught up with Pharrell Williams. The famous producer stopped to sign a few autographs as he exited the trendy restaurant while giving TMZ a quick shout out.

Pharrell, who is also part of the famous duo The Neptunes, has worked with such Grammy award-winners like Justin Timberlake, Usher and Nelly.

It was a celeb-packed house at Hyde Thursday night and TMZ's Josh Levine was outside the trendy joint catching all the action.

We first caught up with multi-platinum rapper LL Cool J as he entered the club. The famous rapper-turned-actor, who we don't run into much, caused an A-list frenzy as he stopped to pose with fans and sign a few autographs.

Miss Paris was there too, along with her new BFF adult film star Jenna Jameson. The blonde duo stole most of the limelight and created quite the chaotic scene.

After she walked into the popular bookstore, she shed her shy persona and began to dance around in a skimpy black outfit. Shaking her head this way and that, the daytime talk show host let loose for a bevy of cameras.

But Paris was a prude compared to Cindy Crawford, who did a serious lap dance for hubby Randy Gerber last week on a yacht in St. Tropez. She performed to the tunes of Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley.

And a story on dancing queens would not be complete without an appearance by the beloved Richard Simmons. He got his very own parade in South Sioux City, Nebraska.

Both Matt and Lance are from Texas and both are big Longhorn fans. Maybe the best video TMZ has EVER put together. Take a look -- pleez!!!

TMZ was outside Hyde on Wednesday night when we ran into the newly single Kristin Cavallari. Kristin, who recently broke up with on-and-off boyfriend Brody Jenner, showed up to the trendy spot, causing the usual paparazzi frenzy while stopping to sign a few autographs. Looks to us like the "Laguna Beach" star's recent split hasn't curbed her party lifestyle.

We also caught up with EXTRA host and Sugar Ray frontman Mark McGrath, ZZ Top and Mario Lopez, who was escorting a beautiful brunette.

Miami Beach's Beach Patrol Ocean Rescue had to insist that Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong get out of unsafe water. A fierce rain storm was pounding the coast, and the water was extremely choppy and rough.

Matt and Lance had been determined to go running along the beach and refused to let even the most intense weather conditions stop them. The wild waves were no deterrent either, as the guys and their friends jumped into the angry surf for a little dip.

That's when the lifeguards jumped into action, warning the stars about the dangerous conditions and ordering them to come to safety ashore. Good thing Matt and Lance listened to their advice, the team reported a busy day, with several rescues and numerous swimmers not listening to their warnings.

It's bad enough losing your car keys, but it's worse when you lose them while parked in the red zone. Add in a very professional traffic cop and some paparazzi, and you've got the makings of a very bad day for Paris Hilton.

"She's not above the law," says the refreshingly fair traffic officer. "No one's above the law."

Sister Nicky's plea "Can I put time in her meter for her?" misses the point -- Paris parked in the red, and all the quarters and dimes in the world won't get you out of that one.

The new brunette glowed as she made her way through the paparazzi crush and into the store. Once inside, she looked through various little girl's toys, dolls and ponies. Could this be foreshadowing to the gender of her next child?

It was ladies night out this weekend as TMZ's cameras were all over the place to bring you another exciting version of Star Catcher.

Our first stop was the newly revamped Le Deux Cafe where we ran into Miss Jessica Simpson. The blonde bombshell was spotted exiting the club out the back door trying to fool the paparazzi. Lucky for you, TMZ knows all the back door tricks.

From there we hit up Hyde, an always popular spot amongst celebs, where we caught up with "Desperate Housewives" star Nicollette Sheridan, Alana Stewart, Stacy Keibler, and the ever so shy Mary-Kate Olsen who had a bit of car trouble.

Minnillo was in Sin City over the weekend to celebrate the release of "John Tucker Must Die" at Pure Nightclub in Caesar's Palace. The film's leading man, Jesse Metcalfe, was also there.

The former Miss Teen USA appeared to be having a great time as she sang and chatted with the crowd, took pictures of herself with fan's cameras and downed what looked like a shot -- which she did not seem to enjoy.

With Nick no where to be found, the stunning brunette spent the evening with girlfriends laughing and dancing the night away.

TMZ's cameras were all over LA on Thursday to bring you another exciting version of Star Catcher.

Our first and most dramatic stop of the day was The Ivy where we ran into the ever-so-popular redhead, Lindsay Lohan. The "Georgia Rule" star left the trendy spot as a crowd of paparazzi swarmed the young actress trying to get the money shot. Lohan and friend made their way through the crowd and sped off in Lindsay's black Mercedes.

From there, we were off to celeb favorite Mr. Chow, where we ran into Keanu Reeves, Vivica A. Fox and former heavyweight champion of the world Lennox Lewis who stopped to sign a few autographs.

The last stop of the night was Hyde, one of TMZ's favorite clubs in Hollywood. We caught up with "The Girl Next Door" star Elisha Cuthbert, who may have been a little upset with TMZ from a Star Catcher that we did earlier in the week. The blonde actress gave our own Josh Levine a few must-see choice words.

Pam gave the VIP treatment to her new hubby, Kid Rock, to tunes by Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley. Cindy performed for her man, Rande Gerber, to the Gwen Stefani and Eve track, "Let Me Blow Ya Mind."

The Cindy video begins with a little bit of Cindy and Pam together. Cindy was also able to make use of a nearby pole.

We're crowning Cindy queen of the St. Tropez lap dance competition, but both were certainly champagne room worthy.