Paparazzi Video

It appears that muscle man Matthew McConaughey prefers bare bones fitness routines over exorbitant "Sahara"-sized studio-funded workouts -- when they're on his dime!

Decked out in a stifling wetsuit, the cardio king kept his regime simple as he stretched, did some yoga and rode a stationary bike outside his Airstream compound in Malibu on Wednesday. Afterwards, Matthew slipped into something more comfortable and toasted the sunset with a male buddy. How sweet.

Matthew has been silent on reports of his lavish expenses, which helped drive his big-budget flop "Sahara" into the, er, sand. But by the looks of his rock hard, rippling bod, it was money well spent!

After BritBrit made her way through the mob and said hello to some pint-sized fans who'd been waiting for her, she headed to her next stop, where she warned a shark-like swarm of photogs, "I'm really sick, don't get close."

Britney is either genuinely concerned about the health of the paparazzi, or afraid that her picture won't appear somewhere for a day.

"CSI" star Gary Dourdan has the glorious honor of being the first celeb caught on tape while being denied entry to new white-hot Hollywood hotspot Parc. Salud!

The hunky CBS star and his entourage hit the Hollywood Blvd. lounge on Saturday, but despite the efforts of one of his overzealous friends, who kept telling the bouncer what show Dourdan was on, the group could not gain admittance. Maybe next time he can be Vince Vaughn's plus-one!

Hopefully, Dourdan's posse was able to retreat to the exclusive confines of Hyde!

After dropping into Shu Sushi with her cousin/assistant Alli, the two traversed a crush of photographers outside the fish house. Forced to push through the group without bodyguards, Spears can be heard saying, "I love you guys!" to the paps, and that she "f**king loves" the attention -- with a hint of sarcasm?

Brit's only request -- "Don't f**k my car up!" Get this girl some Orbit, her mouth is dirrty!

TMZ spotted the recovering UK pop star outside the restaurant where, after announcing he'd finally "found the right medication," a woman came up to him asking if he knew Gene Carrier -- a person claiming to be Robbie's father. A visibly confused Williams responded, "Is that a joke? Not a clue who he is."

Here's a tip for potential impostors: Try to get the person's name right. Robbie's dad is comedian Pete Conway.

Just moments later, a pistol packin' Pete Wentz, fresh from the Spike-Me-a-Man-bob Barbershop, exited the store wearing way too much mascara for daytime, while being held onto by a purple fedora-ed Ashlee Simpson. As the two maneuvered into the valet area, who should be spotted but teen gal about-town, the lovely Rumer Willis!

Yes, nothing completes a hard-rocking punk image like a trip to one of the swankiest shops in Beverly Hills! *I love you, you love me ... We're a great big family!*

The beach-dwelling, bike riding, and usually shirt-lacking actor was spotted on the shores of Los Angeles, stretching his rock hard muscles.

TomKat emerged from the steakhouse and were immediately surrounded by photogs and autograph hounds. They quickly hopped into a 1950s Vette, but Cruise couldn't get the car started fast enough to make a quick getaway -- apparently not having the right touch.

After sitting in the car and looking embarrassed, the car finally let out a loud purr for the couple, and they were allowed to drive off.

Before her chaotic shopping spree at Lisa Kline yesterday afternoon, the Britster took in a basketball game at Staples Center, where she was also bombarded by paparazzi. Can't a girl indulge in a new hobby without full court press? No.

Again wearing her apple cap with a built-in oops-I-shaved-my-head-nylon-wig, Spears signed a few autographs for fans as she was rushed to her SUV after the game, with a surging crowd acting like cheerleaders as they screamed her name and yelled "congratulations!" The Lakers lost.

While virtually unknown in America, the fame-seeking duo, fixtures in the British tabloids, still caused a paparazzi crush when they arrived at LAX on Thursday. Take our bloody picture, please!

In hopes of becoming the next Nick & Jessica, the chav-tastic couple are here to promote their new E! reality series. You knew that was coming!

Stay tuned for the latest on the Peter & Jordan tour, with inevitable stops at a Koi, Kitson or Hyde near you!

The comedian, surprised to find paparazzi on his Taco Bell run, said that Clooney "is always photographed giving money to homeless people."

Spade then flipped through a wad of cash and handed the beggar a $10 bill, saying, "Ten dollars here gets you dinner for a year."

Sienna Miller's friends took on the paparazzi last night -- trying to stop them from snapping the actress after she hung out with Diddy.

While Diddy was overly friendly and fan-obliging as he exited a London club last night, Sienna tried making a stealthy escape just minutes later -- possibly spacing her exit in the hope that paparazzi would follow the hip-hop mogul and not her. Nice try!

Two members of Miller's posse got fed up with one of the snapping paps and pushed him off the sidewalk, taunting him as Sienna was whisked past the scuffle. One of Sienna's entourage then tried to trip the photog as he ran to catch up with her, keeping him from getting a face shot as Sienna ran into The Soho Hotel.

Leslie Sloane, Miller's rep, tells TMZ, "It is unfair that the press isn't courteous in giving her her space. It's getting uncomfortable for people to walk and London's a walking city."

When he finally made it to his car, a passing vehicle full of girls began following the Nickelodeon favorite.

Also on the town over the weekend: Mena Suvari, the legendary Al Michaels, 1998 superbowl MVP John Elway, leviathan heir Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis (wearing a white, single-button jacket that miraculously managed to hold its seams), a playful Nicollette Sheridan, and a self-promoting Pheobe Price.

Jen was saying goodnight to friend Courteney Cox, who was there with "Dirt" co-star Ian Hart (who apparently dresses exactly like his character even when on the town). Aniston hugged all of them, but the unknown dude got a kiss.

Alas, dear lovelorn Jen then went home ... alone.