Paparazzi Video

Efron was going to Ramsey's Sports Center in Toluca Lake when he spotted a gaggle of photogs waiting for him. He made a break for the door, but so did they -- and the paps won by a mile!

Zac laughed off the whole thing and went inside -- presumably to hit the treadmill.

Heading home after dinner last night, Liv and Milo were swarmed by paps, prompting Liv to say, "You're not going away ever. What's the big deal?" Then, Milo took charge, screaming at them like a grizzled advance man, "Stop the light! Stop the light!" and then, just to clarify, "Turn the light off! Turn the light off!" Baby's first words!

Shocked, our lensman and others obliged, prompting Milo to express his gratitude with a gleeful, "Pleeeeeze." Ok, so he meant "Thank you," but, c'mon! He's two!

TMZ snapped the singer in a park in the West Village, looking as surprised as anyone that she's still recognizable to cameramen -- who were wearing short pants when she was topping the charts. Nothing compares to that trademark buzz cut!

Garner was out for a walk with baby Violet on the Upper West Side, when a couple of photogs got right up in Violet's face, forcing Jen to give them a stern stiff arm.

That's why it was all the more puzzling when his bodyguard and then Kanye himself went ballistic on our cameraman yesterday in SoHo. Our guy was filming him as he emerged from a nondescript office building on Houston Street -- when his security guy ordered the camera turned off, even though he let the photographers snap away.

Seconds later, Kanye stepped right in, telling us that there would be "a problem" if we didn't stop rolling, alleging an invasion of privacy on his residence. Sure, except the place he stays when in NYC ... is actually a few blocks away.

Lindsay was lunching with her old chum, DJ Samantha Ronson on Robertson Blvd., a haven for photographers looking for celebs, and vice versa, with upscale shops and the famous Ivy restaurant -- which is just across the street from Newsroom. Apparently, Lindsay wanted to push her way through the usual avalanche of lensers who wait for her, and a tussle followed.

Wilson finished his supper -- at the same celebritrough where Ashley Olsen, Lance Armstrong and Stephen Fry were also chowing -- and emerged nearly incognito. Alas, he got caught in a tornado of flashes, and then the professional doofus couldn't find his ride.

Cameras caught the "Dancing" stud shopping on Robertson Blvd. on Saturday, where he told photogs that Osmond likely fainted due to malnutrition -- "They gotta eat, they gotta stop losing weight. All the celebrities are taking it too seriously!"

Being the next Kelly Monaco is serious business.

While out with her mom in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, the 31-year-old ready-to-pop beauty took time from chatting on her cell phone to tell photogs that her due date is November 4. Happy end of Daylight Savings!

Milla has some long (but happy) nights ahead of her.

Our guy tried to pry some information about the new show from Omarosa, but she would only put her finger to her lips and give us a coy smile. Softball legend Jennie Finch was similarly mum, and "America's Got Talent" judge Piers Morgan played equally dumb, as he walked into the hotel with all the other contestants. TMZ also happened to spot actress Karen Black -- Oscar-nominee for "Five Easy Pieces -- as part of the "Apprentice" crew.

But non-disclosure was a non-starter, apparently, for Stephen Baldwin and Marilu Henner, who gladly shared their own appraisals of the upcoming season, currently shooting in Manhattan. Baldwin, for his part, proudly proclaimed it the "most dramatic yet."

Hiding behind her black and white pap screen on a sunny L.A. afternoon, Biel shouted, "Get out of my way!" and "Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!" toward snapping paparazzi.

Cameras caught Spears on her way out of Beverly Connection on Monday, where she accidentally ran into a pap with her Benz. Though the photog kept saying it was his fault, Spears repeatedly apologized, at one point looking as if she were about to cry. Of course, she could still have pink eye.

Spears then took refuge at at the Beverly Wilshire hotel with her latest assistant.

Such was his output, as TMZ observed, when he gave out his Johnny Hancock after a taping of "Regis and Kelly" in New York. Meanwhile, Vince Vaughn wouldn't give an eager fan his scribble, blaming it on the trailing paps. Kanye West was more obliging outside of the Mercer Hotel, where the orange-tastic chef Mario Batali got stuck behind a constipated cab. Elsewhere around the Big Apple, Kelly Ripa, Whoopi Goldberg, and Josh Hartnett made their rounds.

The good news? There's a simple treatment for this odd behavior: a shirt and a gym membership!

Until then, enjoy observing the patient.

Also in New York: Russell Crowe and wife Danielle Spencer, Rebecca Romijn and comedian Chris Rock.

In L.A., Jessica Alba, Lisa Rinna, Nicollette Sheridan and Eva Longoria made an appearance at the Padres Contra el Cancer charity event.