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But fear not animal lovers -- according to local news, the horse only suffered minor injuries ... the car, not so much.

The 64 pound carp -- named Benson -- became a local celebrity in the U.K. because of her size -- and the fact that she was caught more than 60 times!

Here's the twist -- locals believe the fish may have been poisoned ... sorta.

According to several reports out of the U.K., the man who owns the fishery believes some dumbass fishermen used uncooked nuts for bait -- which, if ingested, could have killed the beloved fishy.

This slightly creepy 200 foot toy pink wool rabbit was erected on an Italian mountainside as part of an art installation and will remain until 2025 for hikers to climb.

On Monday, the two kitty gifters showed no signs of a rift with Paris when they helped her out at the Laurel Pet Hospital -- even greeting her with open arms. But over a year ago, the amped up duo blasted Hilton for cutting them off with her car -- saying she was a "crazy bitch" who flipped them off and called one of them an "a**hole."

The kicker: Back then, the two guys said they met each other on a "Free Paris" website (she went to jail, memba?) and wanted nothing more than to meet her.

Looks like this one had a purr-fect ending for everyone -- except for that poor cat.

The rapper was on a trip with his family to the massive Orlando aquarium and theme park -- and the VIP tour brought him face-to-beak with these ferocious penguins, allowing him to overcome his fear of being cuddled to death.

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The pic was taken at Debbie's ranch. We're told Rowe and Katherine Jackson are close to striking an agreement over the custody of Michael Jackson's kids. Our sources say the deal is not about money.

As we first reported, Debbie is already collecting cash based on an agreement she struck with Jackson around the time of the child molestation trial.

Though Jess held tight to Justin Timberlake's two boxers as she left Runyon Canyon yesterday, a third leash for her own pooch was mysteriously absent.

According to Pit Bull Rescue Central, the stakes are "always higher" with this kind of dog, and "while they may not instigate a fight, they won't back down from a challenge."

We spoke to Tippi Hedren -- who runs the Shambala Preserve in California where MJ's former tigers (Thriller and Sabu) live -- and she said, "The animals will not be going back ... they're staying with me at the sanctuary."

The advantage of watching this on video: All the hilarity of being there, without the wet dog smell.