Dustin Hoffman Nearly Clips a Bitch
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Dustin Hoffman was in the dog house after his driver almost ran over a pooch outside Kate Beckinsale's b-day party. But get this: the paps sided with the Rain Man instead of the dog's rightfully pissed off owner!
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Ethan Hawke Jock Blocks Papers
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So we just got this video of Ethan Hawke, clearly wanting to show off his new baby, Clementine.
Why would he do this, you ask? Well, now that the kid is out in the open, the paps have just lost their incentive to follow him and cash in on an exclusive shot. And baby momma Ryan holds the baby and jokes the baby pics are now worthless.
Now Ethan Hawke is free to lead a life of peace with Chicken Hawke.
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Like a Zebra, Kourtney Can't Change Her Stripes
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Here's how you can tell the Kardashian sisters apart: Kim's the one with the exposed back and Kourtney is the one with covered front.
With Britney out of commission, the eldest Kardashian kept her spirit alive, flashing her underwear while lunching in NYC on Tuesday.
Of course, if she really wanted to pay tribute to Britney, she'd go commando.
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American Dog Has Close Shave
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A pink-haired Pomeranian named Preston Casanova is one popular son of a bitch.
The canine with the crazy coif from "Greatest American Dog" got the star treatment at The Grove shopping mall in L.A. this weekend. The finale hasn't aired yet, but if he wins, the pooch could make a big dent in that $250,000 prize money shopping there.
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Martha Turns Dog Pee Into Lemonade
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There's a new pup making a splash on bathroom blogs around the world.
Martha Stewart's French Bulldog, Sharkey, made water on the carpet recently. But there's a good thing to be found in every bad one. In Martha's world, a urine stain becomes a carpet cleaner marketing opportunity.
Look at those eyes -- Martha may not have him house broken, but she has broken his spirit.
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Had a Ruff Day
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Oh how the stars love their four legged friends -- so much so that they're starting to look a lot like them! Maybe they have the same groomer.
Fabio: I Wasn't Involved in Fly By Goosing!
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Fabio's schnoz was once famously marauded by a bird on a roller coaster -- but now he says the goose tale is completely bogus.
His birdbrained story wasn't the hardest thing to swallow though outside Madeo. Somehow Goldilocks can still afford a brand spankin' new Lamborghini Gallardo.
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Jessica Shows Off her Puppies
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While tanning her cans on a yacht in Tahoe this weekend, failed singer/actress/wife Jessica Simpson got all bitchy -- by playing with her pup Daisy.
Although Jess may be good with dogs, so far Ashlee is the only breeder in the Simpson fam.
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Jurors to Dane Cook: You're S**t Outta Luck
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Dane Cook is on the market for a place to live ... a place that allows dogs that crap all over the place.
The verdict is in -- Bev Hills jurors have ruled Dane's beast, Beast, did indeed crap all over the place and his landlord can now officially evict him.
Jurors ruled the dog did the deed, and it constituted a nuisance.
And how's this: Cook, who was there for the whole four day trial, did not show up for the reading of the verdict. He must have read the s**t on the wall. The jury split 11-1, against Dane.
Famke's Dog Is Busted
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Instead of dropping her wonk-eyed dog Licorice into the tote she was carrying, Famke Janssen had her walk all over LAX -- not a problem, until you see the limp the poor pooch was rockin'!
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Rodeo Monkey Does it Doggy Style
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His name's Whiplash. He's a monkey. He rides a dog like it's a horse. That's it. Just look at the GD photos.
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Dane Cook Shih Tzu Happens
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A jury is about to decide if Dane Cook lets his dog s**t where he lives.
Cook's landlord is in court trying to evict him because his chihuahua mix -- named Beast -- had been pooping with abandon in the common areas of the building.
Dane still lives in the West Hollywood apartment. Sources say he was warned three times to pick up after Beast, but the dog still allegedly uses the common area as his own craperia. We're told the landlord has video of the B.M.
The landlord's lawyer tells us the only problem they have with Dane is the dog. We're hearing that it was Dane who pushed for this jury trial -- not the building.
Dane is in court right now, ready for what could be the first "not my poop" defense.
We're in court. Stay tuned.
Michael Vick Don't Have Dick
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Nobody knows the trouble Michael Vick's seen. Now the star of the prison football team says he's broke as a joke!
Vick, who's currently serving a karma-endorsed 23-month sentence in the Federal pen, filed for Chapter 11 in U.S. Bankruptcy Court Monday. In the papers, he says he owes between $10 and $50 million to creditors.
In the docs, the convicted animal abuser says he hopes he can "rebuild his life on a personal and spiritual level, resurrect his image as a public figure, and resolve matters with the NFL such that he can resume his career."
Jake Gyllenhaal Doesn't Horse Around
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He went bareback in "Brokeback," so it's good to see hunky Jake Gyllenhaal is all about protection in real life.
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Amy -- Bikini Waxes Are Your Friend
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Popwreck Amy Winehouse needs to get her hair trimmed -- she also needs a new hairdo.
Two weaves are not necessarily better than one!
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A-Rod's Decoy is a Real Son of a Bitch
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Alex Rodriguez wasn't the only dog slammed with Madonna questions outside the baseballer's home in New York yesterday.
