The Kardashians

Back in February, Norwood sued the Kardashians and claimed in 2004, when Kim K was a stylist, she was given permission to use Sonja's American Express card to make "one (and only one)" purchase on behalf of Sonja.

Want Kim Kardashian to show up at your local chickenfest? If you've got $25,000 to spare (plus a little extra for a 5-star hotel, first class plane ticket and limo driver), you're in luck!

Reggie Bush's girlfriend demands all of the above for her "services" -- which include showing up -- and not much else. For an extra 10k, they'll even throw in the sister of your choice. Go for Khloe -- trust us.

Kim KardASShian is doing to her ass what she just did to her Bentley -- body work.

Well-placed TMZ spies say Kim K got cellulite removal treatment. Paris' nasty comment (KK's butt "looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag") has nothing to do with anything -- she's doing it so she can make a calendar for Reggie Bush for their one-year anniversary.

But if Kim claims to exercise religiously, what's up with the cellulite therapy?!

BTW, Kim has been deep into laser hair removal, from the nose down.

No word if anyone petted Kim's favorite pet -- her wild ass.

Kim Kardashian-- who is of Armenian descent -- marked it by getting her nails done, starting wedding rumors and talking about her cellulite covered ass in Beverly Hills.

Kimmy demanded a pap erase a panty pic from his camera yesterday. Sure, it's a reasonable request -- except that it's coming from the chick who became famous for a sex tape and then posed fully nude for Playboy.

It's nice to know Paris has grown since spending time in the slammer. Classy.

Kudos to Chelsea Handler for once again making everybody feel awkward with her "jokes" --and praise Jebus for Bruce Jenner taking her spotlight.

Oh joy?

The butt-tacular Bentley owner also begs you wish her car a speedy recovery in the comments section of her blog. You may have been waiting your whole life to tell her what you really think about her. Now's your chance.

The Tush was driving on the 101 freeway in L.A. last week, stuck in bumper to bumper traffic -- when she was hit by a motorcycle trying to weave in between cars. Sources tell TMZ the rider side-swiped the sick ride, popping the tire and scraping the rear end. The collision caused the rider to fall off his bike -- but he quickly got back on and took off! We're told Kim filed a report with the CHP.

Guess the Tush is a low-maintenance kind of girl!

According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Sonja Norwood, the mom of Brandy and Ray J, claims in 2004, when Kim K was a stylist, she was given permission to use Sonja's American Express card to make "one (and only one)" purchase on behalf of Sonja.

According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family -- Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65!

And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch.

It's unclear why Sonja didn't just cancel the card.

UPDATE: TMZ got the following statement from the Kardashians: "The charges against the Kardashians are meritless. Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law."

UPDATE: TMZ obtained this statement from Sonja Norwood: "I did not want to commence litigation against the Kardashian family without conducting an exhaustive investigation into the charges, and discussing all options, including criminal prosecution, with my family. After Ray J and Brandy urged me not to file criminal charges because of their prior friendship, I decided to afford the Kardashians an opportunity to resolve this matter without a lawsuit.

When the fraudulent charges were brought to their attention, they apologized profusely, and advised us, through their attorneys, that they would pay the debt in full. However, they have since reneged on that promise. The investigation has revealed that the Kardashians used their two stores and other stores that I have never visited to take advantage of me. I very much look forward to having the Kardashians account for their misconduct in a court of law. I also welcome the examination of any so called evidence to determine whether it was fraudulently obtained or whether it constitutes a forgery."

TMZ shot them walking to Reggie's huge Hummer and Kim gushed like a schoolgirl as she held the cheap gas station flowers Reg bought her. Get that trojan ready!

Dude, open her door if you want to get lucky.

After a pricey meal with Cheetah galpal Adrienne Bailon at the sushi den, the son of one of O.J.'s legal team had nothing left to tip with -- except, at most, a buck-fitty in change.

Where's a sister when you need her?