TMZ Live

Comedian Jeff Ross co-hosted with Harvey and Charles today -- and uncorked one of the funniest/most awkward moments in TMZ Live history ... when the chick who punched Matthew Fox called us.

Plus, Chaz Bono and Nancy Grace suiting up for "Dancing with the Stars" -- disaster waiting to happen ... or a bold move we should be applauding?

And, Jeff explains how Harvey landed a spot on Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central roast ... and why he thinks Harv will be a huge hit.

Hookers and homeless people will NEVER get the chance to pee on Snooki and Kim Kardashian -- well, at least their stars -- because the honchos behind the Hollywood Walk of Fame have banned them from being immortalized on the street -- unfair ... or sweet justice??

And, Kris Humpries has the AUDACITY to wear shorts and a baseball cap to a romantic dinner in Italy -- so the debate rages ... is there a vacation dress code?? Plus, If Casey Anthony somehow became a top-flight criminal lawyer -- Mike says he would hire her ... but only IF...

A man who knows a thing or two about big business -- Donald Trump -- calls in to talk about the gaping hole at Apple now that Steve Jobs has resigned.

Plus, producers at Kim Kardashian's wedding SCRIPTED a lovey dovey subplot between Kourtney and Scott? Is the behind-the-scenes audio shocking or totally expected?

And ... MAJOR updates in the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett put on a full court press to show their marriage is solid -- but truth is there's trouble in paradise ... and Marc Anthony may be involved.

Plus, HUGE surprise -- JUSTIN BIEBER dropped by to show off his new "moustache" (his word, not ours), and revealed why he wants to go back to his native Canada ... when he grows up!

Plus, Jerry Buell -- the teacher who was suspended for bashing gay marriage on Facebook calls in -- but, now, REFUSES to reveal his opinion of homosexuality.

A Florida teacher is suspended for bashing gay marriage on his Facebook -- so Harvey gets into a heated debate over free speech with one of the teacher's opponents.

And, Kim Kardashian's wedding drew millions of new viewers ... to her SEX TAPE! Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch calls in to talk about cashing in on Kim's butt.

Plus, does President Barack Obama deserve the heat he's taking ... for going on vacation?

Bill and Hillary Clinton had a touching, PDA-filled moment in NYC -- was it just for show ... or a sign they're really in love? And what do they consider "love," anyway? Plus, Kim Kardashian's made-for-TV wedding ... infiltrated by the worst (and hottest) spy ever.

And who's got the most violent fans in pro sports?

Did Bravo and the production company behind "Housewives" turn a blind eye to the vicious beating Russell Armstrong gave Taylor last month? And, why Harvey thinks Dr. Conrad Murray's jury will never be sequestered from the likes of Nancy Grace.

Plus, the West Memphis 3 ... finally released from prison under SHADY circumstances.

Bill Clinton dives headfirst into veganism -- but Bubba beware ... we explain why eating just "the vegetables" isn't enough sometimes. Plus, why the investigation into Casey Anthony's lawyer is "insane" ... according to Harvey and Jason.

And ... we got Octomom on the horn to talk about her swimming pool war with the city -- and can she ever talk ... and talk, and talk, and...

A judge acquits a 'To Catch a Predator' target citing entrapment -- so does the show cross the line while busting alleged pedophiles? And, did The Situation and his legion of fans make Abercombie & Fitch's stock plummet today?

Plus, the stars of "Big Rich Texas" drop by to talk about fake boobs, c-word tattoos, and Ph.D.s?!?

Russell Armstrong's apparent suicide raises the issue: Do conflict-based reality shows -- like "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" -- mess with the heads' of their cast members? Plus, Michael Jackson's Estate strikes back against Gene Simmons.

And are fantasy football leagues sexist? The battle heats up in our newsroom when Shevonne is REPLACED by Gary ... because he cares more about football??

The Game joined us for TMZ Live to explain why that tweet that pissed off the L.A. County Sheriff was just a big misunderstanding. And, Casey Anthony's probation case sparks a heated legal battle between Charles and the lawyers -- Harvey and Jason.

Plus, boxer Christy Martin claims she was screwed out of a win due to a sexist double standard -- but most people aren't buying it.

Harvey posed the ultimate question today -- if you were bisexual ... would you rather hook up with Kelsey or Camille Grammer? And, is "Dancing with the Stars" a low point in Queen Latifah's career?

Plus, we FINALLY reveal one of TMZ-TV's loud-mouthed voice over guys! Sorta.

Harvey and Dax think Camille Grammer is ragging on Kelsey Grammer's package because she can't get past the fact the he dumped her. Max doesn't care about the size of Kelsey's package, but he's obsessed with Camille's naked pics.

Plus, the guys think Sesame Street made a big fat mistake shooting down gay rumors about Bert and Ernie.

Harvey and Max agree ... Justin Bieber's no brat, he's just got the kind of ego you need to be a superstar. And, Harvey and Van go at it over HGH use in the NFL -- Max sees it differently.

And Max scoffs at Anne Hathaway as the next Catwoman -- She's no Michelle Pfeiffer ... or Halle Berry.

Catwoman's stunt double crashes a Batpod -- further proving women can't drive? We all know Batman would never have crashed. And, does Matt Damon have the chops to be president ... or is George Clooney the way to go? Plus, Eli Roth's days as a bisexual female Internet slut!