TMZ TV

The University of Wisconsin's football team has a game plan -- not just for the Rose Bowl -- but for handling Hollywood paps! Will they fare better than USC? Let's go to the video ...

Joanna Krupa's hysterical attempt to stand-up paddleboard in Miami proves even though she's well-equipped to float ... she's far from seaworthy. Still hot as sin, though.

Jade Cole was famously on "America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6," but now she's on the street -- well ... IN the street ... having some tipsy fun! Warning: don't ask her to spell stuff.

Jessica Simpson raked in millions of dollars from Weight Watchers to drop her baby lbs -- just in time to put it all back on with a brand new fetus! Busiest womb in Hollywood, folks.

Chris Brown and Rihanna put on one helluva romantic show for fans during their Laker game PDA -- but seeing it was very upsetting to one TMZ staffer ... one whiny TMZ staffer.

The guys from One Direction hit up a tattoo parlor in Hollywood last night lookin' for some fresh ink ... what they got instead was a straight DISS from the pizza man ... and it was all caught on tape!

Hot model Vida Guerra's throwing up the STOP sign to men like Lil Wayne who rock leggings -- or "meggings" -- 'cause as some TMZ staffers will tell you ... the johnson-exposure factor is way too high!

Miley Cyrus refused to turn 20 without grabbing a THICK slice of "big booty ho" -- and proved once and for all ... more than a handful is definitely NOT a waste. Get it, Miles!!!

If you didn't know Ray Elbe from 'Ultimate Fighter' ... you will now forever know him as the dude whose girlfriend banged him so hard she broke his penis! Yeah, we can't stop crying either.

Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson both have a major glow about them -- and since everyone wants to know if it's because they're knocked up ... we set out to find definitive answers! Hey, we tried.

Tracy Morgan dropped some banging wisdom on us -- as in wisdom about banging -- and turns out reading isn't just fundamental ... it can help you hookup! Just read what Tracy reads. Good luck.

Whoopie Goldberg, Larry King, Honey Boo Boo's mom ... they've all farted on national TV ... and now, another a-hole has joined the list -- and it's someone in our very own newsroom!!!

Who is the mystery farter?? You'll have to watch the clip to find out (Spoiler: It's the Irish guy).

As the fall-out continues from Anne Hathaway's vagina flashing incident ... one of her "Les Mis" co-stars wants everyone to know, she's got Anne's back ... and front ... no matter what.

Aretha Franklin 'fessed up to us that she sings in the shower -- like millions of other people -- yet Harvey is so astounded ... he sees the plot of a hit movie! The eyes are often first to go.

Lena Dunham from the show "Girls" wrote a book proposal that included details of the nastiest dude she's ever hooked up with ... and then it got leaked -- like a sex tape in text form!

"Shahs of Sunset" participant Mercedes Javid has got it -- and ain't afraid to flaunt it ... which is cool since we know she has at least one huge fan, right in our own office. We love ya, MJ!