TMZ TV

Bar Refaeli taught us a valuable lesson today ... Don't fart in the Dead Sea -- It will make your butthole burn.

Tyra Banks dragged "Hot Tub Time Machine" star Craig Robinson to an L.A. mall yesterday, where they ate Pinkberry yogurt together ... so they're TOTALLY doing it, right?

"Hard Times of RJ Berger" hottie Amber Lancaster screwed up a few key points while analyzing the stock market crash -- but would you rather hear it from her or Ben Bernanke? You're welcome.

Coco latest revealing Twitpic proves dogs aren't just MAN's best friend -- 'cause her adorable Spartacus, and his jewels, got real cozy ... with her FACE! Sorry, Ice-T.

From the people who brought you Rihanna's bikini-clad backside -- comes ... "True Blood" star Alexander Skarsgard ... just being his sexy self. You're welcome, ladies (and 10% of men).

It started with a friendly bet about Jessica Alba ... then took a detour at Vienna Girardi's nose job -- before ending up in a transsexual stripper chat!? What the ...

If you ever wondered what happened to Mark Wahlberg's GIANT fake penis from "Boogie Nights" -- turns out he held onto it ... with both hands, we presume.

Sure, 51-year old "Lost" actor Doug Hutchison recently married 16-year old Courtney Stodden. Not creepy? Next, he's teaching his bride how to drive! Okay ... plenty creepy.

Justin Bieber rebelled against his squeaky clean image by sporting a foul mouthed tee. The only thing worse might be ... his fave pizza.

Sarah Silverman has figured out a totally plausible -- and glaringly obvious -- way to bring Israel and Palestine together!! Now if they could just find a way to clean up those Cheetos bags ...

You don't have to be Inspector Dax to know Casey Anthony looks different -- but is it her hair color, her new clothes, or ... ?? Okay, fine ... we're talking about her huge BOOBS.

Jaime Pressly ain't the least bit impressed by the greatest week of shark-related television programming -- aka Shark Week -- but what about an even DEADLIER topic?

Slash's last flight seriously went south when a toilet clogged up -- stinking up the whole cabin. Man, IF ONLY Samuel L. Jackson were there to yell a few curse words...

Rihanna partied her FACE OFF in Barbados ... while remaining half-naked the whole time. Warning: the following images are titillating and depressing -- because you're not there.

Rotund former boxer Butterbean is the latest celeb-turned-sheriff -- so the BIG question ... could he take down fellow "Lawman" Steven Seagal in a fight? Here comes a true heavyweight showdown.

Finally, a wedding album worth flipping through -- thanks to a cameo from the cast of "The Dark Knight Rises." Now, who's gonna tie those annoying cans to the Batmobile?