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The search is over -- this Luke Bryan concertgoer is definitely THE DRUNKEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!

A group of country fans put the "trash" in "white trash" this weekend in Pittsburgh ... by leaving massive amounts of empty beer cans and bottles in the parking lot. Yee-haw!

Get excited, fellas ... we've got hot supermodel Jessica White talking whether or not models take showers with each other after photo shoots!

Get less excited, fellas ... we've also got her talking about wanting to get pregnant.

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Taylor Lautner hit the beach looking really really ... different? The 'Twilight' stud seems to be about a six-pack shy of the guy we're used to seeing.

But what's most disappointing about Taylor's new physique is -- it's still at least 10 times better than the rest of ours. Damn werewolves!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's little girl flew first class from NYC to LA and got chauffeur driven in in a Maserati AND a Porsche -- and she did it all by herself. It's official, North is the ballinest baby ever!

Unless, she's really sad and misses Mommy and Daddy.

Kevin Hart is one of the funniest guys in the world … just not this time -- but there's a very good reason for his straight-faced game.

Or at least, we think … like a man too -- is what Kevin would say 'cause he's been saying it non-stop for weeks on end now. Get some sleep like a man, Kev!!

Miley Cyrus put on a money covered thong bodysuit and went wild at her concert in Madrid -- putting on a wedgie clinic, and completely opening up to her fans ... which is not necessarily a good thing.

But it's definitely hot.

T.I.’s latest Twitter beef with Azealia Banks is getting so brutal -- he's threatening to chew her throat off her neck! Big talk, but can T.I. walk the walk like other famous throat rippers?

That's rhetorical. No one actually does this kinda thing. Right?

We always talk about Kim Kardashian and J.Lo's backsides (for VERY good reason) -- but it's finally time we appreciate their front sides too ... and we don't mean their faces.

Yes, both legends of the ass game put the girls on display for a good old fashioned ... BOOB-OFF!

We hit up famous TV 'Shark' Daymond John for a round of STREET "Shark Tank" ... and we got to make 3 pitches.

Two of 'em were DOA, but Daymond thinks the one about a fame hungry family willing to do anything to make it in Hollywood ... just might have legs. IF their legs have an ounce of talent.

“Clueless” star Stacey Dash is flaunting some new arm candy -- a hot dude who happens to be 22 years younger than her, and also conspicuously shirtless.

We tried talking to Stacey, a proud Republican, about politics or something, but honestly ... her guy friend was just way too distracting.

Casey Kasem has gone to that great radio station in the sky, but his legend lives on through "American Top 40" replays -- and the awesome cartoon voices of Batman and Scooby Doo’s sidekicks.

Like, wow ... that guy had crazy range!

Alfie Allen, best known as Theon Grayjoy on "Game of Thrones," came thiiis close to trying to bone his real life sister, singer Lily Allen -- but wait, wait ... don't freak out!

See, Lily almost played Alfie's sister on the show -- which would've been seriously awkward since he tries to grope his TV sis before he knows they're bro and sis. Yeah, GoT is confusing. And awesome.

Justin Bieber is on the verge of settling his DUI case in Miami – remember the yellow lambo, resisting arrest, Xanax and pot thing?

Not only is he getting off kinda easy ... he also dodged the judge's request to shoot a “This is your brain on drugs" things. 'Memba PSAs?

On the 20th anniversary of O.J. Simpson killing his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson -- Harvey is revealing shocking details about a stakeout, a mysterious limo, and a shadowy figure!

If Harv saw right -- this would be one of the dumbest things O.J.'s ever done. Besides, y'know ...

If big wave surf god Laird Hamilton says there's no need to worry about swimming with baby great white sharks ... we guess we believe him? Maybe, sorta?

One of the little buggers is chilling near an L.A. beach -- but Laird assures us the ole punch-a-shark in the nose thing actually works! As long as you swing BEFORE it's torn your body in half.

Good news, bachelors ... ex ‘Teen Mom‘ star Jenelle Evans is officially divorced and kinda single -- if you look past the fact she's knocked up again with a new sucker boyfriend.

Anyway, point is -- if you like pot-smoking, punch throwing, extremely fertile chicks ... act fast!