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Lance Bass is enjoyed his last few moments of freedom before marriage with a surprise bachelor party ... and the biggest surprise -- his husband-to-be was there too! Yay??

Oh, there were also lots of penis party favors. No surprise there.

He's made cats with guns, and babies dressed as burritos huge stars on Instagram -- so, we thought it was freakin' awesome our photog got the man known as The Fat Jewish!!! We thought.

Watch, 'cause TFJ might wanna post a response to this!

And before you assume she was talking about balloons -- remember her bf goes by the name of ... BIG Sean.

If you’ve seen Tom Brady using the F-Word during football games ... get used to it. TB says it's just the best way to sum up his feelings during a game, so he's gonna keep hurling it.

Best of all, the Patriots QB says don’t blame him -- blame the networks for airing it!

"Bad boys, bad boys ...whatcha gonna do?"

Halle Berry went all "CSI:" on her daughter's hairbrush -- sending off hair samples to a lab in search of evidence Gabriel Aubry used chemical treatments on Nahla's 'do.

Cue up a Who song ... Agent Berry is on the job!

Vanessa Hudgens was all set to take legal action against an African guy who was sending her emails ... about his angelic penis, by the way -- which clearly sounds bizarre.

But turns out he just misunderstood how to properly hit on American women. Never talk about your junk until the 2nd date, dude!

Imagine "Peter Pan" with boobs and Captain Hook busting out tap dances ... and you've just scripted "Peter Pan Live!" Sure, the ratings were way lower than last year's "Sound of Music Live!"

And yeah, the critics teed off ... but there's one demographic that LOVED it. Yes, just one -- far as we can tell.

We got a couple of Gordon Ramsay's young students from "Master Chef Junior" -- y'know that show where the kids cook until they cry! Yeah ... if you're into that kinda thing, you might be a horrible person.

But the little chefs sure are cute.

Iggy Azalea’s getting blasted on Twitter by fellow female rapper Azealia Banks -- who's accusing Iggy of being down with black music and black wangs ... but NOT black social issues.

Yeah ... hip hop feuds are getting deep these days.

Ed Sheeran always looks a little uncomfortable, but he kicked it up a notch when he ran into his ex-gf Ellie Goulding. Y'know ... the ex he says cheated on him with one of those 1Ders.

Typical, right? Boy meets girl, girl cheats on boy with other boy, boy gets super awkward hug from girl ... while strangers watch.

Taylor Swift performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show along with two unexpected friends …her yabos! And while everyone agrees they looked great -- don't get used to them.

There’s some 'Secret' deceit going down here.

Everyone remembers Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar sucking face in "Cruel Intentions" -- but that kinda heat doesn't just happen. Takes practice, damn it. How much?

We asked SB ... and her answer is fantastic. So, let's roll the scene already!

The first trailer for "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" is finally here and it’s got action ... it’s got adventure and most importantly ... it’s got a BLACK STORMTROOPER!! Who knew?

#StormtrooperSwag

Lil Wayne's daughter Reginae definitely had a ride home from her Sweet 16 party in Atlanta -- 'cause Dad bought her a BMW ... and Mom bought her a Ferrari!

Fun Fact: The Ferrari goes from 0 to 60 in 3.35 seconds. Perfect for a teenage girl!

Before Jonathan Bennett hit the "Dancing With the Stars" ballroom, he got turnt up with some interpretive dance ... a Bette Midler classic ... and one of the wildest, most painful staircase falls we've ever seen!

So much for the wind beneath his wings.