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In one corner ... “50 Shades of Grey" stud Jamie Dornan flaunting his chiseled muscles -- and in the other ... Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello showing off everything in "Magic Mike XXL."

Women everywhere (and 10% of men, according to Kinsey) agree ... there are no losers in this battle.

Diddy's Super Bowl party was a total blast in the face ... for one fan who claims the music/clothing/vokda mogul punched him.

Now, that fan was cursing in Diddy's face -- which is why some people think Diddy just did what had to be done. Ya dig?

Paris Hilton is looking bigger these days ... in all the right two places. There's been a lot of buzz about her growth, but Paris herself isn't talking.

Not that she really needs to -- 'cause those girls are saying a lot on their own. Damn!

Super Bowl Champ Rob Gronkowski partied hard in Hollywood, and you can tell from the giant rip in his pants, the posse running the streets with him, and the hot chicks hanging on him.

But no Gronk celebration is compete until something or someone gets gronked! Sorry, roses ... it was just your time.

Bruce Jenner's finally ready to let family members talk about what we know has been in the works for more than a year -- he's transitioning to become a woman.

Which, of course, means ... he’s going to constantly be judged by other women. Just comes with the territory, apparently.

Mark Wahlberg celebrated the Super Bowl in the most awesome way with a fellow Patriots fan and even gave him the shirt ... almost off his back! It was a tremendous day for Bostonians -- but a not-so-great one for “The Ruiner."

Yep, he struck again ... on the biggest stage possible.

Iggy Azalea is proving she can feud over just about anything -- 'cause now she's pissed at Steve Madden over a new shoe line! Usually when she beefs ... her mentor T.I. has her back.

But even he's like ... enough! Let's just make some music and some money.

If there's one thing Elvis Presley loved ... it was cranking up the tunes on his portable CD player. That's what you might think if you saw the King rocking a DiscMan. What's that ya say? Not possible?

And then actor Michael Shannon slipped on some blue suede shoes ... and blew your mind! Boom.

All those celeb football fans swarming to Phoenix for the Super Bowl better polish up their spurs and belt buckles -- cause they're entering cowboy country!

It's something Bears superstar Jared Allen is fully embracing ... since he bothered to brush up on the ways of the real Wild West -- unlike some bosses we know.

Fresh off a hunting trip, Chris Pratt got hammered at LAX about the hottest casting topic in Hollywood: Is he getting fitted for one of those Indiana Jones fedoras???

He addressed the rumors, and let's just say ... there's a good chance he's got a bullwhip -- and maybe dead snakes -- in his luggage!

Donald Trump isn't waiting for the new 'Indiana Jones' or the all-chick "Ghostbusters" reboot to even be filmed ... before blasting out his reviews -- and they ain't good.

Now, if we can just get Donald's take on real comedy -- Harvey's pitch for a “Titanic” remake. It's awfully hysterical ... but mostly just awful.

GoDaddy pulled its Super Bowl commercial featuring an adorable lost puppy doggy after it pissed off PETA. It's sad news for fans of hysterical commercials, puppies and also Danica Patrick.

Although DP really only lost about who .005 seconds of camera time ... so she'll be fine.

"Walking Dead" star Andrew Lincoln might be the king of celebrity autographs -- because the guy signed for an endless number of fans who greeted him at LAX.

But what really puts him on top ... is how much cash those fans can rake in by hawking Officer Grimes' signature. We should all invest in Lincoln!

Slash is definitely NOT going back to his wife -- because even though he's less than a month away from filing divorce papers ... he and his new girlfriend already have very elaborate matching tattoos.

Oh, and they're living together too. Soooo ... yeah, divorce is pretty much a lock.

We caught Jared Leto leaving a SAG Awards party in a truck that would make most guys the butt of endless jokes.

But watch this video, Jared makes a douchey ride look like a suped up Ford Bronco ... with flames all over it. Yeah, he's that cool.

Chris Brown is the victim -- of an ID theft behind bars -- and also the hero ... when it comes to hooking up his GF Karrueche Tran with a lift to the airport. It's something no one (according to Harvey) in L.A. does unless ... Chris thinks Karrueche is “the one?”

Then again, sometimes a ride is just a ride.