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'The Dudesons' Star Today On the Menu ... Live SCORPION!!!

2/24/2017 7:40 AM PST
You Gotta See This!

"The Dudesons" star Jukka Hilden is at it again ... with another insane stunt that ends with a SCORPION TRAPPED IN HIS MOUTH!!

Jukka -- a member of the four-man stunt group from Finland -- was the lucky loser who had to stuff a live scorpion in his mouth, and attempt to duct tape the sucker in there for a full minute.

Why? Because playing with alligators is so last week.

There's gotta be a better way to make a living.

Don Cheadle No Fatherhood Advice for Clooney But I'll Take His Twins!

2/23/2017 2:51 PM PST

When George Clooney's children are born, he can count on his pal, Don Cheadle, to babysit ... he just might not get back the kids!

Don was getting out of town Thursday at LAX and we asked if he'd give George any parenting tips -- or maybe offer his own full grown daughters to help out once Amal has the twins.

Don scoffed at both ideas, and instead told us he'd be willing to take the kids off George's hands permanently. He was kidding ... we're pretty sure.

Jeff Ross Correspondents' Dinner Would be 'HUUUUGE' If I Emceed

2/22/2017 7:41 AM PST

Jeff Ross is more than game to emcee the White House Correspondents' Dinner without fear and without reservation because he has designs on Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

We got the quintessential roast master at The Comedy Store Tuesday on the Sunset Strip, and he not only wants to fry Trump ... he thinks it's his patriotic duty.

Here's the thing ... it totally makes sense. He's roasted Trump twice in the past so the prez is down with him, and he'll be tough enough to satisfy the angry press corps.  

Ain't no one better.

Ashton Kutcher Blows a Kiss to Sen. John McCain New Bromance Alert

2/15/2017 8:36 AM PST
Breaking News

Obama and Biden are gone, but Senator John McCain and Ashton Kutcher are ready to fill the D.C. bromance void after sharing an air kiss during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing.

Ashton was on the Hill testifying about human trafficking and modern-day slavery ... serious stuff. But McCain seized the opportunity for a little levity by making a playful jab about Kutcher's looks.

Ashton's comeback was spot-on.

Bethenny Frankel Thanks, Kylie Jenner ... At Least I'm Straddling Something Tonight!

2/15/2017 7:00 AM PST

Bethenny Frankel's Valentine's Day ended with something long and hard.

Bethenny had to jump 2 fences to reach her $5 million Soho apartment Tuesday night. It was blocked by barricades which corralled a crowd trying to reach Kylie Jenner's pop-up store.

Bethenny was spotted earlier out with a mystery man, but doesn't look like he made it back to the apartment. Too bad ... she's very limber.


John Travolta Don't Be a Nimrod The Teleprompter Thing Was a Joke

2/13/2017 6:46 AM PST

John Travolta did a funny callback to his "Adele Dazeem" 2014 Oscar blunder ... problem is, a lot of people didn't remember.

Travolta was leaving the Interscope after-party in WeHo Sunday night, when he had to do what funny people dread ... explain his joke. John pretended he couldn't read the teleprompter when he introduced Carrie Underwood and Keith Urban.

You may recall -- or not -- John introduced Idina Menzel at the 2014 Oscars as "Adele Dazeem." 

SNL Kellyanne Conway's 'Fatal Attraction' on SNL

2/12/2017 6:43 AM PST

Kellyanne Conway did everything but boil a rabbit on "SNL" ... and it was brutal.

Kate McKinnon channeled her best Glenn Close in an epic "Fatal Attraction" spoof. You gotta see this ... it makes Alec Baldwin's Trump skits look like a love letter.

Plus, Melissa McCarthy returned in top form as Sean Spicer ... easily as hilarious as the first.

Senator Al Franken SNL's In My Past ... But These Trump Skits Are Gold!

2/12/2017 11:53 AM PST

Senator Al Franken says Saturday Night Live is as good as it's ever been with their Donald Trump skits -- and he should know ... as an original writer for the show.

We got the performer-turned-politician in D.C. Sunday, where he gave kudos for SNL's latest Trump spoofs, especially Melissa McCarthy's turn as Sean Spicer. The proof's in the numbers ... SNL had its highest ratings in 6 years as of this week. 

Al even touches on his old SNL role as self-help guru Stuart Smalley. Doesn't sound like he's interested in getting back into character anytime soon, though.

Donald Trump Gets Handsy with Prime Minister ... FOR 19 SECONDS!!!!

2/10/2017 10:19 AM PST

President Donald Trump's got a problem on his hands ... he doesn't know how or when to let go.

Trump's photo op Friday with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe at the White House included an awkward 19 second handshake.

You GOTTA see the PM's reaction when Trump finally lets go. It seems to be a thing with Trump. Look it up.

Where's that "Frozen" song when you need it ... 

Charlie Day Green Man Successfully Distracts Player ... At ASU Game

2/9/2017 8:07 AM PST


Charlie Day brought out his neon green bodysuit Wednesday night to serve as the PERFECT addition to Arizona State's "Curtain of Distraction" Wednesday night ... and it worked!!

FYI -- The Curtain is what ASU students do to mess with the opposing team's free throw shooters by revealing someone acting like a jabroni as the player is about to shoot.

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" fans will easily recognize Charlie's signature tailgating outfit -- and it proved effective, 'cause the Cal player missed his free throw.

As for the game ... ASU could've used some more of Day's distracting skills, 'cause the Bears ran away with the W.

Harambe-Shaped Cheeto Ridic $100k eBay Bid May-eBay BS

2/7/2017 10:38 AM PST

0207-main-harambe-cheeto-ebay-01If a Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like Harambe the gorilla selling for nearly $100,000 sounds too good to be true, it's because it very well might be ... according to the guy waiting for the dough.

The Cheeto Harambe owner, named Chris, tells us bidding closed at $99,900. Sounds awesome on paper, but Chris says eBay's still contacting the person behind the bid to make sure he/she is serious. If not ... eBay will go down the line, checking with the next highest bidders until someone's willing to pay up.

Chris says the good news is there were several bids over $90k ... so he still stands to make a bundle, plus he was only aiming for a price in the thousands.

Whatever the final sale price, Chris says he plans to split the cash with a coworker who suggested the eBay auction, and also make a donation in Harambe's name to an animal organization.

Right now, the golden Cheeto's just chilling at Chris' home until it finds a new one.


George Lopez to Woman 'Sit Your Ass Down or Get the F*** Out'

2/7/2017 1:00 AM PST

George Lopez went nuclear on a woman in his audience ... calling her a bitch and booting her from his show because she reacted poorly to one of his jokes.

It went down Saturday night at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix. George quipped, "There are only 2 rules in the Latino family -- don't marry somebody black and don't park in front of our house."

Most people in the crowd burst into laughter except a woman in the front row, who flipped Lopez the bird. And that's all she wrote.

SNL Most Hilarious Skit Ever Melissa McCarthy Plays Sean Spicer

2/5/2017 7:10 AM PST

Turns out "Saturday Night Live" was the big winner in the Presidential election, because it's now off-the-charts hilarious with Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer at a White House press briefing.

No need to write it ... you gotta watch the video. But you should know, Trump's big Supreme Court announcement had men with hard-ons and women ovulating! 

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