His Royal Baldness Prince William

Unlike his aunt, Fergie the Duchess of York, Prince William doesn't need Weight Watchers to get thin.
Prince William
The 25-year-old Prince of Wales visited a London hospital on Wednesday -- and hopefully picked up a Propecia prescription.

Even though William's not King of England yet, we can already see his crown.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natural Disasters, Nurse!


Finally, Something Other than a Celeb Blows

It's not God exacting revenge on Heidi Montag -- it's a volcano erupting in Chaiten, Chile during a lightning storm.
Crazy volcano photo
No, it ain't Photoshopped.

Filed under: Natural Disasters

Fly Me
Dina Lohan: First Class Bitch!

Dina LohanLooks like Naomi Campbell has been giving Dina Lohan flying lessons.

TMZ spies caught Lindsay's mommie dearest going ballistic on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week. Our source tells us Dina -- who was flying back from LAX with her middle-aged teen daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag and yelled, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" It's safe to say you won't be seeing that on "White Oprah's" reality show.

Oh, and we're told Dina flew first class on American Airlines, but used the bathroom in coach. Apparently, D-nasty doesn't s**t where she eats -- only on her employees!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Fly Me, Natural Disasters


Night of the Living Winehouse

Amy WinehouseBritish popmess Amy Winehouse completely out wrecked herself last night in England. Looks like that whole rehab thing really worked!

Anyone know where you can get a gurney and a conservatorship in Britain?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Music, Natural Disasters, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse


Leach's Champagne Wishes & Pole Dance Dreams

Robin Leach is enjoying the lifestyles of the rich and the shameless!
Robin Leach
While at Dr. Feelgood's bar in West Palm Beach on Friday, the 66-year-old shook his groove belly by pole dancing -- and groping -- alongside two (pantyless?!) wild cougars. After all, his last name is leech Leach.

It's plainly obvious that Robin hasn't lost his appetite ... for the ladies!

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters, Nurse!

Train Wrecks
Courtney Loves' Pills

Former Hole singer turned mad blogger Courtney Love has gotta brand new bag -- of prescription drugs!
Courtney Love
The rehabbed widow Cobain (Can you believe Kurt committed suicide 14 years ago last week?!) was caught outside a London club on Wednesday with a plastic bag full of prescription pills. Ever hear of a medicine cabinet?!

Well, at least she's on some sort of meds.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Natural Disasters, Nurse!


Gummi: Same Douche, Half the Fat!

For the love of Star Jones! Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis has mysteriously shed a ton of his trademark blubber. How'd he do that?!

After a winter of hibernation, The Bear was spotted in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like half the man he used to be -- literally. We'll have whatever he's (legally) havin'.

Hopefully, he'll keep it up and disappear for good!

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters, Critters, Nurse!


OMG! What is Wrong With Her Face?!?!

Poor Amy Winehouse has got a lot on her mind. She has that filthy husband in the clink and that whole sobriety thing to deal with. But she's also got a lot on her face.
Amy Winehouse's skin disease
The hot mess of a singer is still battling her latest demon -- a bad case of impetigo, a contagious skin infection that has exploded all over her face.

Filed under: Natural Disasters, Amy Winehouse

Beauty
Mickey Rourke's Face Is a Bloody Mess

Fake blood couldn't hide the horror that is Mickey Rourke's surgically re-assembled face. Is that the same guy from "9 1/2 Weeks"?!
Mickey Rourke
The entire gory scene occurred Thursday on the New Jersey set of Rourke's latest film. Parental guidance suggested.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Beauty, Natural Disasters

Beauty
Funny Face, Er, Girl

A stunning Barbra Streisand, 65, chatted up a contractor outside her home in Malibu on Wednesday.
Barbra Streisand
It's unknown when the scaffolding will go up around Babs.

Filed under: Beauty, Natural Disasters


Sharon Stone Has No Basic Instincts

There are times when it becomes overwhelmingly apparent that celebs are disconnected from reality -- enter Sharon Stone!


The legs-apart actress had trouble locating the key to her car, after it was dropped off by a valet -- trouble was, it was in the freaking ignition. And the car was running.

Filed under: Natural Disasters


Weekend Rain Catcher

It's been raining for over a week in Los Angeles -- but some stars didn't get the memo. Our cameras caught quite a few celebs, including a half-naked Brooke Hogan, whose accessories for the evening didn't include an umbrella ella ella.
Slippery When Wet -- click to launch
Luckily, you can always count on a valet to save the day -- or just use your purse like Hilary Duff.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Natural Disasters

Beauty
Send in the Clowns ...

Sylvester Stallone's 86-year-old mom, Jackie Stallone, at the Vegas premiere of "Rambo" on Thursday.
Jackie Stallone
Like mother, like Rambotox!

Filed under: Beauty, Natural Disasters


Janice Melts in Miami

Disguised as a goomah with her Jersey shore wannabe "Soprano," surgically reassembled prehistoric supermodel Janice Dickinson and her boyfriend, Joe Kaplan, basked in the Miami sun this weekend. It's so frickin' hot down here, fughettaboudit!
Janice Dickinson
Silicone is known to be somewhat heat resistant.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters

Beauty
The Natural Beauty of Janice Dickinson

Go ahead, take it all in ...
Janice Dickinson
If it looks like a duck ...

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Beauty, Natural Disasters

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