Jessica SImpson

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Mentally, Brit is Out to Lunch

She needs to drink my semen. It has magical healing properties.

Jessica SImpson 1938 days ago
Coroner: Pimp C's Death "Accidental"

Who cares? Rap is dead. It's just lazy disco crap now. It's not like this guy was an ODB or Tupac.

Jessica SImpson 1938 days ago
Nobody F***s with Jon Cryer!

100. Anybody dissing Tom Petty needs to stop listening to computer-generated pop/rap and respect…

Jessica SImpson 1938 days ago
Britney's Love-Hate Relationship with Dad

If Britney drinks my semen she will be fine. It cures mental illness

Jessica SImpson 1938 days ago
Paris Hilton: I'm So NOT a Lesbian!

first...who cares...the moron should be flushed down a sewer anyways

Jessica SImpson 1939 days ago
Xenu Must Have Pull at the Station

So why aren't tom and katie, and the rest of scientology running out to help Britney and Eva Mendes…

Jessica SImpson 1939 days ago
B-Listers Back Barack

6. I gotta ask why does tmz discriminate against people who don't live in the States? so I can't…

Jessica SImpson 1940 days ago
Vanna White Needs a Clue

Honestly...the stooge you had asking questions probably was scaring her. He followed her around…

Jessica SImpson 1940 days ago
Brit Could Be Involuntary Commitment Candidate

I like to rub creamcorn into my vajayjay!

Jessica SImpson 1941 days ago
Heigl on Chambers: Say What?!

poop smells like tuna and vicodin!

Jessica SImpson 1941 days ago